I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.

@gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com With the match well in hand, and Bayern and Chelsea on the horizon, why didn't Arteta take off players like Saka, Rice, Saliba, and Timber?

This might be a hot take, but VAR checking every tiny detail of every goal is fucking tedious.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't have it any other way

Good lads *hurk* Newcastle, always *blurgh* rated them. #newmci #arsenal

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

also @bbwolfevox.com who is a very dear friend of mine is the protagonist!!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

You're at Victor Davion. I need you at Kai Allard-Liao.

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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif. Seven times!?

I wonder if this is a combination of rigid adherence to (patriarchal) hierarchy, and having no real friends.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Good lads over there at Crystal Palace, always rated them!

Pardon my ignorance of the nuances of the rules, but wasn't Haaland a mile offside? #MCMU

Fuck the NFLs taunting rule. If this keeps up I'm going to watch less. #nfl

VAR is Man U's best player. #MUNBUR

VAR is Chelsea's best player. #CHEFUL

What a terrible call. #FULMUN

The Sociology of Deviance which I took at Arizona State, and sadly, I can't remember the name of the professor. Great class!

I love that this Ref is having none of Gordon's floppy nonsense.

This game is amazing! Buy a copy, then buy your friend a copy, then buy an extra copy in case you wear out your first copy!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow!"

At the USA v Canada Rugby match with my daughter! C'mon Eagles, we need to push hard this next half! #USARugby #CPKC

The average American is three friends

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social We all know the big names that might be targets in the transfer window. Is there a "sleeper" out there that could come in and make a big difference? #arsecastextra

Arsenal bluesky, do your thing #Arsenal #COYG @kcgooners.bsky.social @gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com @arsenalamerica.bsky.social ideas.lego.com/s/p:7416aa2e...

Any food science communicators on here with advice about re-pasteurizing your milk at home? #FDA #WTF

Watching Fulham scoring as an Arsenal fan: #COYG

I am once again asking for your support in destroying a fascist snitch line

The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools. I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov

Yes! The Current run free shuttles to/from the stadium. The pickup/drop-off point is a block from Strange Days.

Cue the "Arsenal don't need to sign a striker because we have Merino" takes.

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

I don't want my appliance manuals in YouTube form, just let me read them.

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.

Fucking announcers sloppily making out with Newcastle's attack. Meanwhile Arsenal has more possession, shots, and the same shots on target. #COYG

Not that I want the collapse to stop, but if I'm Erling Haaland I'm donating a year's wages to a charity of Mikel Arteta's choice ASAP. #StayHumble

This Biden pardon hullabaloo has, once again, made me ponder why Dems are so bad at modern politics. I've said before that they're playing different games but I think I've come up with a better analogy. Bonus, it will only make sense to 16-Bit era nerds who played a particular niche game!

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Dïvad, an under counter jar opener that works well but will absolutely mystify the next people to own your house.

1) DOOM 2) Phantasy Star IV 3) Shadowrun (Genesis version)