youtu.be/qC0sVOxKixM this is one of my favorite videos I've ever made for @goonhammer.com and one that I think will genuinely help folks trying to understand just what the hell the average 40k player is even talking about

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Work has now given me so many keys that my power level is becoming unmanageable

Charlie Brown, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say, yes.

No, a Karen didn't call police on her new Black neighbor who turned out to be the #Boston police chief; to start, we don't have a police chief www.universalhub.com/2025/no-kare... #AI #Feh

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is. Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.

huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now

@justkauz.bsky.social made this and I have to share

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

If you see this post a tank.

God please return what we lost

Sounds to me like Costco has confirmed it's not selling a pill it never sold, the religious right have falsely claimed it's their win, and the left has believed them and piled in on Costco which is in fact one of the left's biggest corporate allies. These things are deliberate. Divide and conquer.

I wish I never learned to read

We mourn what has been lost to us

@goonhammer.com makes fine merchandise that you can wear in public

Replace all Columbus statues with *ACTUAL* Italian-American icon Danny DeVito.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

Cat moments: “Awww, how - DICKHEAD! Why you BITE?!” Cue a gray fuzzy SHIT knocking over everything on a nightstand.

We’re having a discussion in the GH server about the foul handles some of us have been given there and my brain cannot stop singing our accountant’s handle to the tune of the chorus of Red Flags: Cumslut Dracula, Cumslut Draculaaaa (I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight)

The nice thing about Hogan dying that he’s dead, but also that in lieu of any obituary you can probably just grab a random existing Iron Sheik tweet and it would probably apply

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

I don't get why it's such a big deal that trans people want to play in cis people sports. We let cis people participate in speedrunning tournaments.

Walking into a Warhammer event and having a group of trans women compliment me on my Train Good Car Bad shirt from @wtyppod.bsky.social felt like I ascended in the middle of a vast Venn diagram. I rode high on that shit for six hours easy

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

this is where i post from

I don’t think there’s quite anything to make you feel quite as old as your youngest becoming a full grown-ass adult and moving out all at the same time.

hell yeah Here’s how I know I had a great time there too: I came home exhausted and sweaty after a no AC 10.5 hour drive, said out loud “I can’t even think about Warhammer for a week,” and immediately started list planning and shopping for next year. #goonhammer #warhammer40k #goonhammeropen

Happy Hour is such an alien concept to someone from the puritan wastes of Massachusetts. I have been denied this so long.

A before and after story: I received a bunch of Knights desperately in need of repair and repainting - I think they were originally painted in nail polish. Painted them in the theme of the Five Colleges of Western MA and auctioned off for charity at the #goonhammeropen. #goonhammer #warhammer40k

Round five: didn’t get photos so instead have this “cheeky” photo from round two of the Death Guard peeking out to booty-shoot at the Tau. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k

Breakfast pervert shit: Sheetz bratwurst with mustard and Old Bay, and a package of butterscotch krimpets

Round four: A Knight chooses. An Armiger obeys. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k

Also the photo doesn’t quite provide the scale here; it instantly reminded me of NASA’s Vehicle Assembly Building with the massive flag on the side.

Game three dire news: this is the top of turn one and that is a whole passel of World Eaters prepping to make tasty preserves out of my… everything. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k

Home Depot built its empire on the backs of migrant laborers - then opened its lots to ICE raids, like bait. Regime ICE troops made workers vanish, and Home Depot said nothing. This July, we shut it down. #BoycottHomeDepot begins now! Grab some friends. Make some good trouble. #3E #FuckICE

That’s a whole lot of pervert horses. Some say too many. #goonhammeropen #gho2025 #warhammer40k

Round one: mixed success. Won despite getting tabled, but lost the overall campaign goal. I will issue the signal of my people. #goonhammeropen #gho2025 #warhammer40k

the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both

The Superman movie is gonna come out and it's likely some folk are gonna whine about Guy Gardner being portrayed as an uncool-looking insufferable asshole who's at least a little stupid. And I am telling you, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, if that happens... It means the movie got Guy Gardner RIGHT.

There is no creation without destruction.

An ICE agent sporting a valknut tattoo (commonly associated with white supremacist "Odinist" groups in the US) was spotted during an immigration raid in Massachusetts last week.

HOOT HOLLER

He's gonna be out there turning water into malort

Freelancing for a major hobby site that’s run by a bunch of longtime shitposters in Discord is so weird. One day you’re jazzed to check out the latest rules analysis, the next day you realize you have to get your invoices in to the site accountant “Cumslut Dracula”