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Irregular word-blatherer at goonhammer dot com, “responsible” for the Battle Bros column
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Campbell McLaughlin
18 days ago
youtu.be/qC0sVOxKixM
this is one of my favorite videos I've ever made for
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and one that I think will genuinely help folks trying to understand just what the hell the average 40k player is even talking about
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The Secret Language of Competitive Warhammer 40K
YouTube video by Goonhammer
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Julia Carrie Wong
about 1 month ago
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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Work has now given me so many keys that my power level is becoming unmanageable
about 2 months ago
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Charlie Brown, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say, yes.
about 2 months ago
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Universal Hub
about 2 months ago
No, a Karen didn't call police on her new Black neighbor who turned out to be the
#Boston
police chief; to start, we don't have a police chief
www.universalhub.com/2025/no-kare...
#AI
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
2 months ago
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
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Ben Daniel (he/him)
3 months ago
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Matt Novak
4 months ago
I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is. Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.
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huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now
4 months ago
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Craig Sniffen
5 months ago
@justkauz.bsky.social
made this and I have to share
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Kerry Reid (she/her)
5 months ago
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
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If you see this post a tank.
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5 months ago
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God please return what we lost
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5 months ago
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Duncan Hothersall
5 months ago
Sounds to me like Costco has confirmed it's not selling a pill it never sold, the religious right have falsely claimed it's their win, and the left has believed them and piled in on Costco which is in fact one of the left's biggest corporate allies. These things are deliberate. Divide and conquer.
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Jaime Nissan Sales Event Christley
5 months ago
I wish I never learned to read
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We mourn what has been lost to us
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5 months ago
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Soylent Robot 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
6 months ago
@goonhammer.com
makes fine merchandise that you can wear in public
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Meredith Nudo 🤌🏻
6 months ago
Replace all Columbus statues with *ACTUAL* Italian-American icon Danny DeVito.
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
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6 months ago
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Cat moments: “Awww, how - DICKHEAD! Why you BITE?!” Cue a gray fuzzy SHIT knocking over everything on a nightstand.
6 months ago
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We’re having a discussion in the GH server about the foul handles some of us have been given there and my brain cannot stop singing our accountant’s handle to the tune of the chorus of Red Flags: Cumslut Dracula, Cumslut Draculaaaa (I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight)
6 months ago
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The nice thing about Hogan dying that he’s dead, but also that in lieu of any obituary you can probably just grab a random existing Iron Sheik tweet and it would probably apply
6 months ago
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Imran Khan
6 months ago
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.
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Olivia Hill
6 months ago
I don't get why it's such a big deal that trans people want to play in cis people sports. We let cis people participate in speedrunning tournaments.
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Walking into a Warhammer event and having a group of trans women compliment me on my Train Good Car Bad shirt from
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felt like I ascended in the middle of a vast Venn diagram. I rode high on that shit for six hours easy
6 months ago
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If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
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6 months ago
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this is where i post from
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6 months ago
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I don’t think there’s quite anything to make you feel quite as old as your youngest becoming a full grown-ass adult and moving out all at the same time.
6 months ago
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hell yeah Here’s how I know I had a great time there too: I came home exhausted and sweaty after a no AC 10.5 hour drive, said out loud “I can’t even think about Warhammer for a week,” and immediately started list planning and shopping for next year.
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#warhammer40k
#goonhammeropen
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7 months ago
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Happy Hour is such an alien concept to someone from the puritan wastes of Massachusetts. I have been denied this so long.
7 months ago
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A before and after story: I received a bunch of Knights desperately in need of repair and repainting - I think they were originally painted in nail polish. Painted them in the theme of the Five Colleges of Western MA and auctioned off for charity at the
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7 months ago
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Round five: didn’t get photos so instead have this “cheeky” photo from round two of the Death Guard peeking out to booty-shoot at the Tau.
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7 months ago
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Breakfast pervert shit: Sheetz bratwurst with mustard and Old Bay, and a package of butterscotch krimpets
7 months ago
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Round four: A Knight chooses. An Armiger obeys.
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7 months ago
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Also the photo doesn’t quite provide the scale here; it instantly reminded me of NASA’s Vehicle Assembly Building with the massive flag on the side.
7 months ago
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Game three dire news: this is the top of turn one and that is a whole passel of World Eaters prepping to make tasty preserves out of my… everything.
#goonhammeropen
#warhammer40k
7 months ago
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Home Depot built its empire on the backs of migrant laborers - then opened its lots to ICE raids, like bait. Regime ICE troops made workers vanish, and Home Depot said nothing. This July, we shut it down.
#BoycottHomeDepot
begins now! Grab some friends. Make some good trouble.
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That’s a whole lot of pervert horses. Some say too many.
#goonhammeropen
#gho2025
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7 months ago
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Round one: mixed success. Won despite getting tabled, but lost the overall campaign goal. I will issue the signal of my people.
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#gho2025
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7 months ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
8 months ago
the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both
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Elfie
8 months ago
The Superman movie is gonna come out and it's likely some folk are gonna whine about Guy Gardner being portrayed as an uncool-looking insufferable asshole who's at least a little stupid. And I am telling you, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, if that happens... It means the movie got Guy Gardner RIGHT.
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Goonhammer
8 months ago
There is no creation without destruction.
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MEATWATCH: Trucks
There is no creation without destruction.
https://www.goonhammer.com/meatwatch-trucks/
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Chad Loder
8 months ago
An ICE agent sporting a valknut tattoo (commonly associated with white supremacist "Odinist" groups in the US) was spotted during an immigration raid in Massachusetts last week.
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Federal agent’s tattoo stokes fear - The Martha's Vineyard Times
A federal immigration enforcer’s tattoo that matches the description of a symbol used by white supremacists has caused some Vineyarders to sound alarm bells. Islanders reviewing a video posted on soc...
https://www.mvtimes.com/2025/05/30/federal-agents-tattoo-stokes-fear/
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8 months ago
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Alex Fitzpatrick
9 months ago
He's gonna be out there turning water into malort
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Freelancing for a major hobby site that’s run by a bunch of longtime shitposters in Discord is so weird. One day you’re jazzed to check out the latest rules analysis, the next day you realize you have to get your invoices in to the site accountant “Cumslut Dracula”
9 months ago
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