A++ chat quote of the morning from the replay of today's #sumo matches: "My name is Wakamotoharu. You henka'ed my brother. Prepare to fly."

Craving yellow box cake something fierce rn

all of us gon be looking at Andre's selfie like this for the next 24 hours trying to figure out what the hell happened #beyondthegates

I really hope y'all aren't tagging the actors in this whole Kat vs Eva debate. #beyondthegates

#BTG #BeyondtheGates Sweet Ambyr! I hope she and Colby get better writing in the new year.

wait what the hell happened? What did Dani get out of that text? Did I miss something? #beyondthegates

I feel like all this is prepping Kat for her turn to get kicked off a cliff by the writers. #beyondthegates

Boo Boo the Fool catching strays on #BeyondTheGates

Me reading the #beyondthegates hashtag today

OKAY THANK YOU HOW MUCH OF AN AIRHEAD CANT GET A FRENCH PRESS TO WORK # beyondthegates

Why are you putting poison in my favorite soup 😭😭 #BeyondtheGates

Omg, Kat is both correct AND insufferable. 😖 She absolutely should feel how she does about Eva. She was right from jump. But she keeps giving SO MUCH attn to someone she claims to despise. Pay Eva DUST! If she's in the same room, look thru her as if she doesn't exist or leave. 💁🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates

Probably won't be long before Tomas breaks Eva off some more.. #Beyondthegates #btg maybe they'll pass him back n forth like a blunt.

Pinocchio for having the most flirtatious goldfish

honestly either Terre D'ange from Kushiel's Legacy or the alternate New Yorks depicted in either Diane Duane's wizard books or NK Jemisin's _The City We Became_

Okay it is truly unfair that chicken tikka masala is S-tier to begin with but it has no right to still be god level delicious when cold

in other special interest news I havnt gotten a chance to tune into the Fukuoka basho at all yet, though I lnow my Juryo Jollies is trashed due to Mita geting hurt (rest up and heal well, big guy!). Hope the rest of my dudes are ok. Planning to settle into Day 4 tonight. #sumo

Huh, did the #beyondthegates hashtag stop updating for anyone else?

I feel like the writers are trolling that swath of the fandom (also me lol) that think that Kat is somehow actually Leslie's daughter with those last lines #beyondthegates

Maybe she growing it out? Not like she can afford Leslie's wig collection on Orphey Jeans money. #beyondthegates

YEAH MARTIN LEAN ON THAT FINE ASS WHITE MAN also writers, let Smitty be shirtless more some of us are thirsty #beyondthegates

June is so pretty, apropos of nothing. #beyondthegates

#beyondthegates Writers, please find another... much better ... boyfriend for Kat. Tomas sucks.

Also GO JUNE for having the clarity to be straight with Sam. She's nowhere near able to support a kid more than she's doing. #beyondthegates

OK listen - Team Eva all the way (EMBRACE THAT VILLAIN ERA YO), but No Mas is being mad disloyal here and Kat is right to be pissed at him #beyondthegates

Rick Berman can fuck allllllllll the way off forever

What the good goddamn fuck did JCO even say that's got the muskrat and his fanboys all froggy? My feed is full of responses to whatever it was.

Who am I to disagree? *stuffs face with cheddar sharp enough to cut glass*

A work colleague stuck their head in my door this morning and said "Are you aware that you have the happiest office on campus?" i've been riding that compliment all day. 🥰

Yeah okay lets go, I always get some HILARIOUS answers.

OH HELL NO WHY IS THERE A DAMN RERUN ON (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ #beyondthegates

In a similar vein, signal boosting for a friend.

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Is no one else seeing this is clearly Leslie seeing an opportunity to manipulate both Eva and Ted with her "generosity?" because you know this ish is gonna get brought up later when she wants a favor from either of them. #beyondthegates

Naaaah she's just doing this because it'll make her look good to Teddy Bear #beyondthegates

Oh boy, Kat is NOT having a good day, and now she gon take it out on Ted and Eva. #beyondthegates

This Dani/Andre photoshoot is silly af and cute as hell. Good counterpoint to the family drama A plot. #beyondthegates

waaaaaaait, weren't they supposed to make decisions about the kids together? Martin, Smitty about to hand you your ass. #beyondthegates

Martin *sigh* well at least you have all the Dupree money to fund the therapy everyone's gonna need after this #beyondthegates

Also this storyline is hilarious because if my teens were anything to go by sex is gross and they are decidedly not interested in getting nakey until they're at least 35 if then and a fair swatch of gen Z and A agree #beyondthegates

Okay while I love seeing Kat in trouble usually... Martin's being super not okay here. Why go after Kat for something Samantha overheard and misinterpreted? #beyondthegates

What _IS_ La Lucci doing with herself these days? #beyondthegates

okay so... I've been where Isaiah is with regard to a parent keeping a child out of the loop with regard to health problems, and that shit makes me RAGEY to this day. Someone should have let ya boy know his dad had a damn heart attack, I don't care how "minor" it turned out to be. #beyondthegates

HELL YEAH ANDRE WALK AWAY FROM THE CRYING WHITE LADY CATNIP #beyondthegates

I've been too busy for the live commentary squad of late but GODDAMN IT JAN IF YOU LIKE DEREK SO MUCH YOU FUCKING MARRY HIM sorry jan meddling has been really riding my last nerve #beyondthegates

Honestly I don't know what's bringing me more joy this morning - Mamdani decisively winning it all or watching all the anti's cry about it today.

Ways I made my husband die inside a little today: telling him that something could only be accomplished on his website if he "put his entire CSSy into it." hehehehe

Unrelated to politics... if you're about to take baby's first iron supplement I need to give you a gentle heads up: things may start coming out of you in the next day or two that are an absolutely unholy shade of very dark green. It's normal. Don't freak out.

I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.

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