10/10

I love how we get multiple once-in-a-decade level news stories on a daily basis now.

Of all the things I hate Trump for, the one that stands out the most, is his inability to properly use commas.

Sometimes the trash takes itself out.

I know that the state-sanctioned murder of a smiling mom in a minivan is shocking, sickening, unsettling and disurbing, but don’t worry. This is America! Soon it will be as everyday and unsurprising as children getting slaughtered in their classroom.

“The killings will continue until morale toward our Nazi occupations improves.”

Real conservatives might recognize that this was once their goal.

I know it’s real early, but If the Democrats don’t have Mark Kelly at the top of their ticket in 2028, they are out of their minds.

OTOH, the Kid Rock permanent residency at the Trump-Kennedy center is going to be lit.

getting hard to keep track of all the Americans that don't count as Real Americans anymore

it’s almost like giving live ammo to a bunch of itchy-fingered paste-eating goons and turning them loose was a bad idea

1/ I'm watching with bemused incredulity as the 2nd Amendment/"Don't Tread on Me" folks that longly preached how their gun rights (and ownership of the same) were vital to prevent government tyranny-

In Donald Trump’s America — beating law enforcement with flag poles gets you pardoned, but attempting to drive away from law enforcement gets you punished by death.

This is a man and a party who are not equipped for the moment. Sadly.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Never let a single goddamned person on the Right ever claim again that they’re the party of law and order without laughing in their lying face.

I'll never forget 9/11, a terrorist action started by a foreign madman. I'll never forget 1/6, a terrorist action started by our own President-a domestic madman.

Happy “OUR Criminals Are Heroes” Day

Pre-tty...Pre-tty... sure that the coming jobs slowdown in the next labor report is because this particular son of immigrants has taken all the jobs away from the rightfully deserving "Heritage" Americans.

Let's break the Internet with this today.....

+1

Tim Walz dropping out of the race for a third term is the direct result of Republican threats to kill his entire family after they had already murdered one of his state’s representative and her husband. — Anyone still believe both parties are the same?

10/10 Perfect post.

How many law enforcement operations kill northward of 80 innocent civilians? Can their families sue for wrongful death?

Haven't Venezuelans suffered enough under Chavez and Maduro?

Team America: World Police > Idiocracy > Wag the Dog

Remember when Republicans got suspiciously upset about Democrats reminding the troops of their responsibility to not follow illegal orders? Hmmm.

He watched it from his house. Not from the seat of government. And experienced it as a TV show. He is a non-president.

ICYMI: Today, the United States of America, under the direction of a mentally unstable president, attacked Venezuela, a sovereign nation, kidnapped its leader and his wife, and declared they are now running the country. It’s exactly as insane as it sounds.

Look, some people accuse me of always being sarcastic. But I am actually really glad that health insurance costs will go down now that we have military deposed the leader of Venezuela.

Same girl, same.

None of this is fucking normal. When are we going to stop pretending it is?

I'm watching Trump's address on CNN and thinking: "How can any rational nation not view the United States, longtime defender of democracy and the global world order, as suddenly a danger to it?" We are a pariah state.

The last time a world leader tried to annex a sovereign country and steal it's oil, the United States, and a coalition of forces from all over the globe....wait, I'm getting some incoming news....

Good morning. You are waking up to the irony of a convicted felon president, who spent years avoiding his own criminal trials, capturing the president of a sovereign nation and holding him captive for criminal trials.

The only lingering questions now regarding Venezuela, is who fills the power vacuum in Maduro's absence; and whether or not Trump pays himself the 50 million dollar reward for his capture.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

For anyone who had "Go to War with Venezuela" as one of your New Year's resolutions... Kudos.

Bari Weiss conducting a literal Master Class in how to destroy a revered, longtime brand. Incompetence writ large.

The absolute fucking balls on this guy... Projection. ALWAYS projection. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

To be fair, I'd probably be a little sensitive about my health too if I knew millions of people had champagne in a back corner of their refrigerator for one thing only.

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal." Voice: "What happened?" "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

We're like a week away from Trump getting mad at the cognitive tests and ordering every giraffe in the U.S. summarily executed

This thread right here.

Mamdani’s message is as American as apple pie, and that’s why he drives reactionaries of many different political stripes crazy.

I would have bet the farm that Mamdani couldn't have improved NYC on his very first day, but here we are.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on the internet.

The President handed $12b to farmers who couldn't sell their crops because he started an international trade war but the real waste is daycare payments.