I’ll be honest…even if nothing that Rick Mercer said in this rant was even remotely true…. Pierre Poilievre would still be an absolute cock-knocker.

Why fake it?

Dear Death, I said get the guy IN the Mueller Report. FFS, Death! We’re all waiting on you. Furiously, God

Pierre PoiLIEvre is a D!€k: Part 261 The accuracy of this makeover is out of this world. 😂😅🤣 📸 roulinski via 𝕏

What an absolute odious cunt. That being said…I might plagiarize some of this when that fat orange shit finally exits this world.

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 BINGO 🎯 You threaten Canada’s sovereignty and then expect us to back you when you start a war? I thought you didn’t need anything from Canada?

Fuck! Great job Team 🇨🇦 You played great. So very proud of all of you.

“It’s time to stand up for Canada … remaining silent is a form of appeasement and history has shown us the folly of that approach!” 🇨🇦 My op Ed in this weekend’s @thespec1846.bsky.social #BuyCanadian #BoycottUSA #ForeverCanadian #cndpol

It’s posts like this that make Canada and other countries want to do deals with China and leave the United States all alone. This is the language of an abusive ex.

What he said: 💯 🎯

I have a very bad feeling about this...

“Put them all on that spaceship and send them off.”

Waiting for Chris Collinsworth to slobber all over Patrick Mahomes tonight. I hope nobody stubs their toe on that “special sock” he has in the booth. #SundayNightFootball #NFL

Really Fitbit….really? Are you shitting me? So this is how this week is gonna go. #10000StepsPerDay

I hate this. More Ontario Beer Store locations closing in September share.google/JRQoH4uPvFqS...

This whacko! We better not be paying for his “ advice”. Like we already paid for his Dubai vacation. She had put him down as government employee. Pretty shady of her.

Donald Trump can take his tariffs and shove them straight up his ass. Buy Canadian.

I’m curious…do you think now and down the road, people will stop naming their boys “Donald” or “Don”? I mean, you don’t see too many Adolf’s running around on playgrounds.

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

I must get this shirt…

Tomorrow is Canada’s 158th birthday. A collection of Heritage Minutes from Historica Canada perfectly accompanied with the Tragically Hip’s “It’s a Good Life if You Don’t Weaken” ❤️🇨🇦 #HappyCanadaDay2025

Is anyone watching this live broadcast of Trump ramble on about reducing drug costs in the US? What the fuck is he going on about? Now suntanned Audrey Hepburn is at the podium. (RFK) Somebody get Trump his pudding cup and show him back to his room.

Trump says he is ending all trade discussions with Canada and will be levying more tariffs against them in the next 7 days

I was sending an email to a client and was using the “Every Dollar Counts” adage… Instead, I typed “Every Dollar Cunts”. I should have taken past grade 9 typing and need to slow down. I guess I should not be shocked my spell check just assumed I was writing that.

When you lie about your credentials, your drinking, and your leaking of classified war plans, why would anyone trust you about the air strikes?

That worm sure did a fucking number on him…

Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha

As an Ontario resident, and a Canadian, I sometimes take our healthcare (while not perfect) for granted. My heart goes out to this mother and her family. Seeing the fear and despair in people’s eyes when hit with the reality that they could lose needed coverage. “This is a human issue”

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?" Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."

If college date rape was a person.

Maybe we can get all of these MAGA incels to buy into the whole “72 Virgins” thing and watch them sign up in droves. They can even wear their little red hats into battle. #BootsOnTheGround

THIS is Canada🇨🇦 youtube.com/watch?v=oSPo...

SpaceX Starship rocket explodes ABC: A Spacex Starship rocket being tested in Texas exploded Wednesday night, after the craft "experienced a major anomaly" while on the test stand preparing for the tenth flight test at the firm's Starbase facility.

Holiest of Fucks. US Sec of Defence Pete Hegseth actually said (and I quote): “I’d be careful what you read in books and believe in…except for the Bible”. Her response showed considerable more restraint than I am capable of.

Oof. You knows it's bad when Tucker Carlson makes you look like the dumb one.

I’m thinking Mike Lindell is going to have to sell or liquidate his “Lumpy Pillow” company to pay the 2.3 million in damages.

G7 tactics

lol what was said here?

Serious question…did anyone actually vote for him? Are you sure that he actually won??? Just asking for, well…the fucking world.

My birthday wish for Donald Trump is that this is his last.

Facts.