“Put them all on that spaceship and send them off.”

Waiting for Chris Collinsworth to slobber all over Patrick Mahomes tonight. I hope nobody stubs their toe on that “special sock” he has in the booth. #SundayNightFootball #NFL

Really Fitbit….really? Are you shitting me? So this is how this week is gonna go. #10000StepsPerDay

I hate this. More Ontario Beer Store locations closing in September share.google/JRQoH4uPvFqS...

This whacko! We better not be paying for his “ advice”. Like we already paid for his Dubai vacation. She had put him down as government employee. Pretty shady of her.

Donald Trump can take his tariffs and shove them straight up his ass. Buy Canadian.

I’m curious…do you think now and down the road, people will stop naming their boys “Donald” or “Don”? I mean, you don’t see too many Adolf’s running around on playgrounds.

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

I must get this shirt…

Tomorrow is Canada’s 158th birthday. A collection of Heritage Minutes from Historica Canada perfectly accompanied with the Tragically Hip’s “It’s a Good Life if You Don’t Weaken” ❤️🇨🇦 #HappyCanadaDay2025

Is anyone watching this live broadcast of Trump ramble on about reducing drug costs in the US? What the fuck is he going on about? Now suntanned Audrey Hepburn is at the podium. (RFK) Somebody get Trump his pudding cup and show him back to his room.

Trump says he is ending all trade discussions with Canada and will be levying more tariffs against them in the next 7 days

I was sending an email to a client and was using the “Every Dollar Counts” adage… Instead, I typed “Every Dollar Cunts”. I should have taken past grade 9 typing and need to slow down. I guess I should not be shocked my spell check just assumed I was writing that.

When you lie about your credentials, your drinking, and your leaking of classified war plans, why would anyone trust you about the air strikes?

That worm sure did a fucking number on him…

Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha

As an Ontario resident, and a Canadian, I sometimes take our healthcare (while not perfect) for granted. My heart goes out to this mother and her family. Seeing the fear and despair in people’s eyes when hit with the reality that they could lose needed coverage. “This is a human issue”

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?" Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."

If college date rape was a person.

Maybe we can get all of these MAGA incels to buy into the whole “72 Virgins” thing and watch them sign up in droves. They can even wear their little red hats into battle. #BootsOnTheGround

THIS is Canada🇨🇦 youtube.com/watch?v=oSPo...

SpaceX Starship rocket explodes ABC: A Spacex Starship rocket being tested in Texas exploded Wednesday night, after the craft "experienced a major anomaly" while on the test stand preparing for the tenth flight test at the firm's Starbase facility.

Holiest of Fucks. US Sec of Defence Pete Hegseth actually said (and I quote): “I’d be careful what you read in books and believe in…except for the Bible”. Her response showed considerable more restraint than I am capable of.

Oof. You knows it's bad when Tucker Carlson makes you look like the dumb one.

I’m thinking Mike Lindell is going to have to sell or liquidate his “Lumpy Pillow” company to pay the 2.3 million in damages.

G7 tactics

lol what was said here?

Serious question…did anyone actually vote for him? Are you sure that he actually won??? Just asking for, well…the fucking world.

My birthday wish for Donald Trump is that this is his last.

Facts.

Watching what’s going on in the US from 🇨🇦. It’s like watching the neighbour’s home get trashed by an out of control house party. You know the adults are away, the kids are fucking idiots and nobody will be held accountable for the destruction that is being done.

If you voted for Trump…how does it feel to know that the vast majority of the world thinks you are a fucking idiot?

Same here.

Thank you vm.tiktok.com/ZMSy8EMtB/

Unless you are a white South African or Russian maybe?

The Stornoway squatter, Pierre Poilievre, refuses to step down as Conservative leader despite increasing unpopularity. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Mark Carney’s popularity continues to rise.

Breaking: House Hearing confirms that Pete Hegseth is as big of a piece of shit that we all thought he was.

Breaking: Mary Lou Retton nails landing during field sobriety test. However was later disqualified because it was a speed trap.

This

I got a great new job…but I’m not allowed to answer the phones anymore.

On behalf of all intelligent and reasonable Canadians, I would like to formally rescind the invitation to Donald Trump, allowing him to join in the discussions at the G7 summit. Your standing amongst world leaders has been diminished further than it already was. You are not welcome in 🇨🇦.

According to Statistics Canada…travel from Canada to the US has decreased further. In light of how that vindictive, fragile twat sitting in the Oval Office is treating his own citizens who dare speak against him and his callous policies, I can’t imagine when things will change.