MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

being a vegan army is. tough lol

at the end of the day jungkook is a carnist

MiniMoni in the practice room! (rkive’s Instagram stories)

wieso gibt er thomas gottschalk

clairebell is excellent so far. lesbians always win

There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is. The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.

DANNY L HARLE PRODUCTION ON THE NEW FLORENCE ALBUM???

when the whole team's confused

missed opportunity to have spaghetti for lunch today 😔 i'm sorry lsfm and hobi but i had to make a hearty stew

manifesting these vibes for the weekend (i'll have my period and probably d*e but a girl can wish for better days)

coral garden 🪸🦈 #art #sharks

what do YOU know about MUSIC spotify.link/PgcpBoR5xXb

From Namjoon’s Instagram stories:

this is the best image ever and it will get me through the coming week (i have nothing planned i just hate life). goodnight.

Reason n.1 why I love Jimin, his incredible, emotional dancing #HappyBirthdayJimin

everything changes!! but i won't!!!! open.spotify.com/track/60Jqns...

Im just a shark #art #sharks

An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.

okay i get it now open.spotify.com/track/6laUIs...

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

why is duolingo not giving me the translation for the one sentence about a gay couple 🎤

maybe vegetable stews are the best meal ever. cheap, healthy, easy, cozy, tasty. a perfect little bundle of joy

where the fuck am i

ideas for hanging out - enter our flop era - best one another in combat - trepanation - dig large hole - folie à deux

they should invent a website where everyone is Normal and Not Annoying

i think i kinda hate this app now too

why do i feel like the only employed person on this website

good things that happened today: - yoongi returned - jesbible fed the fujoshis bad things that happened today: - woke up sewersidal - gross guy followed me on my way home

yes, duolingo scores can be cunt

once again i subscribed to duolingo super after ignoring the app for a year. i don't think the chinese course (for german speakers) is ready yet

i mean... duh

you need to stop expecting things from celebrities lol

Hey does anybody know what to do

decided to use the don't play this artist feature on spotify more generously. no you may not add this popular song i do not care about to fifty different playlists

nobody loves to waste my time more than companies that sell me food with whole flaxseeds in it

Why is this SUCH a Princess Diana photo?! 😅😂 Never beating the allegations!! (IYKYK!)

fatherssssss

happy namjoon day 🌱 #btsfanart #namjoon #happyrmday

if i was mew i would have shat myself. sorry i can't word it any prettier

nice when the foods are touching

I'm so emo

8hours is actually happening, i can't wait for my toxic and angsty yaoi!!!

i'm eating peanuts you've never tasted in airport lounges you've never been to

and THIS is why i'll never leave the bird app i'm sorry

OMMGGGGGGG