When you speak 3 languages but start losing vocabulary in all of them. Byelingual

me too, girl

I'm not a cat person, but the Ryokan I'm staying in in Tokyo has a resident cat who I've found sat on my slippers every night I come back. Owner just told me he sits there all afternoon waiting for me to come home for scritches and well now I guess I'm a cat person because LOOK AT HIM

Cajun queen about to make gumbo, RouxPaul

Out of office is ON. Two weeks of no work here I come ✌🏻

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

Not my house but I know my way around

Okay right sure sure sure feeling TOTALLY normal about this 😭

Just when I think my Heated Rivalry hysteria is starting to level out, that fucking Wonderland shoot surfaces and I'm right back into the mania again 🫠 I AM NOT WELL

Meet and greet for the new guys at work: New Guy 1: "I identify as he/him" New Guy 2: "I'm more he/they. How about you? Me: "I identify as Ilya Rozanov's plaything"

How do I explain to people who haven't watched Heated Rivalry that I'm having the time of my life and also going insane? 😭

faggots against fascism.

I know you’re tired But please keep making queer art if you can.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

Le gouvernement américain n'est peut-être pas sérieux mais il est sérieusement fasciste 🤷‍♂️

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

Colleague: You into football? Me: No, I like ice hockey Coll: Oh, I don't know much abou- Me: So the two highest-ranking teams in the league are the Boston Raiders and Montreal Métros, captains Ilya Rozenov and Shane Hollander respectively are the two most talked-about players in the last ten years

At "after work drinks" and nobody's seen Heated Rivalry what do we even talk about?

a good time to bring this back

Masters of the Universe looks really shit

A very quick break from my Heated Rivalry obsession, if you'll indulge me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALL JUJUTSU KAISEN DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THAT EPISODE MAKI YOU SHE-BEAST 😱😱😱💪🏻💪🏻 💪🏻

Monogamy? In this economy?!

Robyn, RAYE & Slayyyter albums all on the same day! Omg March 27th will be a bloodbath

Me to my kidnapper: "So did you watch Heated Rivalry?"

Can't wait to see t.A.T.u on everyone's Spotify Wrapped at the end of this year

STUPID CANADIAN WOLF BIRD

Only just realised after like a year that you can pin feeds for specific languages here. Time to flirt with some French bloomfies 🇫🇷 Où sont passés tous les beaux garçons français? ♥️

Recruiter: "I found your CV online & noticed you speak three languages. We're looking for someone who can work across all three teams in those countries!" Me: "Are you paying 3x the salary of the people who only speak English?" Recruiter: "sadly not, but we offer great career progression!" 💀💀💀

- Mes chers compatriotes, j'ai appelé Donald et je lui ai dit : « Yo man, peace and love, brother... »

French BlueSky: “France is terrible, everything is bad, don’t praise us” French Twitter: “France is going to lead Europe, we are strong and amazing.” French Canada: “Criss de marde d’Américain, j’vais te finir, tabarnak.”

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

these pics of Hudson Williams would’ve done NUMBERS on tumblr in 2013

Mentally I'm forever here

I'm off sick today 😷 What else would I do apart from start Heated Rivalry for the 3rd watch through?

This is just a Heated Rivalry stan account at this point

Get in, loser. We're going to the cottage.

Boyfriend Season 2, Traitors Season 4, Jujutsu Kaisen Culling Game, Frieren Season 2, Fire Force Season 3 (part 2), Hells Paradise Season 2. Looks like I'm not leaving my house in January.

It should be illegal for Instagram ads not to automatically open on the bloody product that it's advertising 🤬

Coming to a cottage near you 🏡

Just fired up Warframe for the time in about a year. I'm gonna be up til 2am, complain all day tomorrow about how tired I am, do the EXACT same thing again like 3 more nights in a row and only remember by Friday why I stopped playing Warframe.

I'm still here tbh

top ass of the year goes to Ilya Rozanov bottom ass of the year goes to Shane Hollander

I just watched all 6 episodes this weekend and what the actual fuck Crave didn't have to go that hard

phenomenal music and phenomenal takes my puss puss bitch does it all