Thinking about hairy holes

19 years ago hilary duff gave the world one of the most iconic performances

I liked to think I was open-minded, but a dude just sent me a nude that showed his a playboy bunny tattoo on his butt and apparently that's where I draw the line

imagine the lies they tell each other

How's that song go again? Fag by the ocean?

Making neckerchiefs my entire personality this weekend, apparently

How's that song go again? Fag by the ocean?

Sounds gay (you) I'm in (you)

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

Less SpaceX, more gay sex

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

That Ocarina of Time announcement just made me order a Switch 2

The news calling Simone Biles an NFL wife is the most small dick,misogynistic, flaccid penile dysfunctional energy ever. Grow up chode

Wood morning 🪵☕

bisexual final boss

Wood morning 🪵☕

Guys be like "I love your energy!" Then rob you of it

How the fuck is it only Wednesday?

Evil. Do not vote Labour.

hot take: gays shouldn’t have to work during pride month.

Drop some WINGS

It's rare I say this, but I'm feeling pretty damn breedable on this hot #humpday

My pronouns are throat/goat

It's rare I say this, but I'm feeling pretty damn breedable on this hot #humpday

Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

In my Amish era

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- Soooooooo - Met up with an ex-colleague (straight) and went back to his - Classic "one thing led to another" - Sucked his balls and he goes "Oh you kinky fuck" Ladies... What are you doing??? Are straight people okay??? What goes on there???? I am HOWLING all the way home in my Uber 🤣🤣🤣

- Soooooooo - Met up with an ex-colleague (straight) and went back to his - Classic "one thing led to another" - Sucked his balls and he goes "Oh you kinky fuck" Ladies... What are you doing??? Are straight people okay??? What goes on there???? I am HOWLING all the way home in my Uber 🤣🤣🤣

I'm never going to understand how brands make a killer leather bag, charge over €2,000 euros for it, but put a fucking canvas strap on it??? Like??? 2K and you don't have an extra yard of leather for the strap???

Happy #fcf to all my mooties

MOVE, I’m uncut.

Happy #fcf to all my mooties

you see the vision right...?

The recipe in question 🥟

We have to separate work from the author: books go in the paper bin and author in the organic waste bin.

Nothing makes me harder than a "Jumpy to recipe" button on a webpage

Honestly, jailbreaking my 3DS XL is the best thing I've done in 10 years. About to start Omega Ruby with an all Eevee-lution team for some serious nostalgia 💙

Me on my way to kill anyone who says anything bad about Heated Rivalry

Spread cheeks, not hate

Caught the shower show at Raidd Bar 🚿🧖🏻 #Paris

When in Paris, baguette at breakfast #fcf

When in Paris, baguette at breakfast #fcf

Day one in Paris and I thrifted successfully for the first time in my life 🛍️

"An Eiffel Tower would heal me" "His hairy chest would heal me" "Getting bent like a pretzel would heal me" Bitch nothing will heal you like this motherfucker will, I guarantee you 🍋🍵

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

I just want someone to feed, breed me, and tell me I'm a good boy. Is that too much to ask?

No Sunday Scaries here ✊🏻💦