Life's short, blow your homies

The flu is strong in this one 🤧

QTP with your favourite bug-type pokemon 🦋🐛

Nothing kills my boner quicker than Box underwear

I think I just showed my age with this skeet 🫣

Montreal, I fucking love you (IYKYK)

Just had the best massage of my entire life in Montreal. Pedro the 6'4" Colombian guy with biceps the size of my thighs folded me like a pretzel 🥨

It's this little gem and it's not up for debate

Montreal! J'arrive 🇨🇦

"You are insane" I know, I speak to myself in three different languages

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

I'm just trying to get to the (dick)root of the problem 🤷🏻

I am constantly brought back to this moment

less harry potter more hairy otters

I finally watched Louis Theroux's manosphere documentary, and the irony of that corner of the internet using The Matrix - a film series created by two powerhouse trans women - as it's colloquial ideology is not lost on me. What a bunch of absolute cunts.

… I think I just witnessed the end of a Grindr hookup.

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

It's a fucking incredible day to be a pop gay with 4 album releases today. I'm exhausted.

duffy will tell the story of the abduction that led to her retreat from the public eye in a new documentary

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

tbh even if chappell was somehow involved with the drama with that girl (which im sure she wasn't), fuck them kids

Pokopia has a cuck chair.

Quand le RN s'emparera de l'Etat, il n'aura pas de besoin de créer un équivalent au ICE américain, la police nationale suffira amplement 🫠

Bottoms are critical infrastructure and you should back them up regularly.

what being gay lowkey feels like

On this, the most holy day of the week ( #fcf ), I giveth my dick

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

the birth of a legend

Something something Hump Day something

7-Eleven (Japan) for life ✌🏻

I'm waiting for someone to recreate The Cottage in Pokopia with Machoke and Wartortle

Gooning? More like Looning

This is how I access bsky

The eco warrior in me hates these things, but the horny gay man in me can't get enough of them 🤷🏻

happy women’s day

I haven't felt the touch of another man in years (24 hours)

I'm so bad at edging

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Is anyone else finding JJK a bit of a slog to get through? Like, Maki's episode was incredible, but everything else just feels fillery...?

Welcome to my profile, come in

Whatever Tyra Banks has been smoking, I want some

Kissing other men is so fun

ÍCON

Wuthering Heights is exact as shit as you think it's going to be. Save your money.

That period where you could see what people liked on Instagram was WILD.

Dog woke me up at 4:30am with violent diarrhea (side effect of the chemo) and I can't get back to sleep. So what else is there to do except Reheated Rivalry for the 4th time? 🤷🏻

Canada? Like, from Heated Rivalry?