The tacky gold fungus is spreading.

In the New Testament, Christ is mentioned by name 500-570 times, depending on the translation. In the Epstein Files--half of them released, so far--Trump is mentioned 38,000 times.

The fact that Donald Trump didn’t burst into flames during his gibberish tirade at the National Prayer Breakfast is not only a disappointment, but also a bit damning for proof of a benevolent God.

I mean…

Aurora so bright we had to pull over on the way home and check it out.

life comes at you fast

I want to walk up to Mike Johnson, scoop him up, and bop him on the head like I’m Little Bunny Foo Foo.

Michigan US Senator Slotkin lays out scenarios for dictator Trump to END US #ELECTIONS. Obvious, but IMPORTANT! Pls watch. Pls repost. 3mins. www.youtube.com/shorts/Xacup...

Saw this a while back in my area. Alaskans are a different breed man.

Nov 8-10, 2013 While hanging out with Russian oligarchs in the pres. suite at the Ritz in Moscow, Trump ordered several prostitutes to preform a golden showers show on the bed where the Obamas had slept on a previous visit. The encounter was allegedly filmed and recorded by the FSB as kompromat.

WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.

Would rather shit razorblades than buy anything Musk related

Somebody go after Noam Chomsky for Epstein info. He’s 97, what does he have to lose at this point?

A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week. Go Seahawks.

When Trump is removed from the White House, we should all be allowed to personally take down one of his tacky gold ornaments.

The Epstein documents we’ve seen so far make me realize a few things 1) The stuff they haven’t released must be unimaginably horrific 2) Monsters do exist and they’re running our country 3) We’ll never know the truth as long as the people in the files are also in charge of releasing them

I have a theory that Trump is using the release of the Epstein files as another way to collect more bribes. Pay up and your name gets redacted. Slip up and your name gets released in the newest batch. They’re taking their time with these to see how much they can squeeze out of the people in them.

Has anyone noticed that a lot of people who have recently been promoted around Trump (often inexplicably) are linked to the Epstein files?

The Melania movie seems like a parody. youtu.be/2J9cRSDS5g8?...

When did ideas like “Universal Healthcare“ become a scarier proposition to voters than “Child Sex Trafficking Ring of Wealthy Elites” in this country?

I was laying in bed and had the horrible realization that I haven’t starred in anything truly notable in my career. Then I had another realization that I’m not an actor, which I don’t know if I feel better or worse about.

I’m so over the best people, the brightest lights, leaving this Earth too soon, while the most evil among us seemingly live forever, drinking from their goblets on their vile thrones. Anyway, enjoy a lovely moment of Catherine O’Hara & Paul Reubens at the Hollywood Bowl, via @midnight_hags IG

Both Home Alone parents passed away at 71 years old, way too early. Thanks for the laughs Catherine O'Hara and John Heard.

Congrats to Trump’s new Fed Chair pick Kid Rock. His qualifications include the lyrics: “I'm a porno flick I'm like amazing grace I'm gonna fuck some hoe's After I rock this place.”

Share a preacher, priest, or nun

Did you get more beautiful, because you look amazing today! Happy thursday to those who celebrate.

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Go Seahawks!!!

Other words that you can make with MELANIA in no particular order ANIMAL ANEMIA MANIA MEAN MENIAL LAME LAMIA (a child-devouring demon in Greek mythology, often depicted as a woman with a serpent's lower body) LEAN LEMAN (an illicit lover, especially a mistress) ALIEN ANAL LIE

my favorite part of the melania movie is when she shows up at the mansion to deliver a telegram

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

Because the entire wh press corps does not have the courage that alex pretti had in his little toe.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

I asked ChatGPT to show me what Karoline Leavitt’s baby might look like and got weird results.

Greg Bovino:

I think the best way to get rid of Stephen Miller is to legally change his name to Mr. Epstein Files.

@nbcnews.com Get Chad Wolf the fuck out of here. WTF are you even doing?

The “vanilla Sprite” option on these Coke mix machines is just to weed out the sociopaths. You’re going on a list.

Post a female character you love

This article is using a picture of Bruce Willis that appears to be AI and I think that’s gross. I‘m guessing it was easier to type in “Bruce Willis old” into ChatGPT than actually finding a photo they could use. He already has front temporal dementia, he doesn’t need you rapid aging him as well.

WHO removing Us Flag

Why does that brown shirt in the photo look like Elon Musk?

If I had Thanos’s Infinity Gauntlet, I wouldn’t be so cruel as to disappear 50% of the population. I only need to snap away about 33% give or take.

Renee Good was separated from her children too.

Hate what brought us together but I'm glad we are together 📷: AP

Protester outside Portland ICE facility pepper sprayed for mocking federal police

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Denmark, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 99% of the Epstein files that are missing.