Yeah but surely ur a trust fund child and/or a soulless striver and are theoretically conflicted about your duty to report the news and your desire to be in proximity to elite power and money. I mean it could have been YOU in the background of the WHCA lobby as the shooter was arrested IF YOU TRIED

I live in Sacramento and I recall the Matt Mahan commercials paid for entirely by Sergey Brin from *checks notes* last month

my hot take: every single major contractor supplying NASA should just be flatly nationalized, with no compensation to the owners. tax dollars paid for all that shit anyway

seriously hope when dems get back in power they go after every single fuck involved with DOGE

[I agree with this critique, but also I can’t not make the joke] Keep Star Trek: The Next Generation as far away from Sam as possible! I liked P:HM, I cried, but likely for what Sam points out. Hopium, etc. I wanted what it was selling. But that’s a hollow, vapid vision of our collective ingenuity.

He is risen

Oh so it’s BAD BAD because he’s STUPID STUPID.

This thing is he’s Just A Little Guy.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL May he toil in fruitless obscurity for the rest of his miserable existence.

They made a James Bond movie about this!

I get what people are going for with the "Draft Barron" stuff but I think it would make the point better if it was someone Trump knows personally

Fuck this guy! He’s a creep! He’s done an immense amount of real harm, and he ruined Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency! He’s already a nepo baby! Give an opportunity to someone with talent FFS!

Chat is this bad (/s)

Bloody great speech. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Really glad I bought an Xbox Series X and pay *$30 dollars a month* for them to completely chop the knees out of the entire division and *checks notes* put an AI flunky in charge. We’re definitely going to see Fable.

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

I forgot why I hadn’t thought about him for years (as the exact demo G4 was after the first time around and a former fan) and then like the food critic from Ratatouille I snap remembered him having a 5 alarm Zionism crashout like 18-24 months ago and it all came rushing back.

We love a big ol Horton!

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. Jim Bankoff for prison 2026 Jesus CHRIST

Yes

When you use the “rosebud” cheat from The Sims in real life

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

The experience would be so much better if this was the case

Sure, I'll type informally in a text message to friends or family but emails always get full capitalization and punctuation even when it's informal. Maybe I'm just too far over on the elder millennial end of the spectrum...🤷‍♂️

shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now

really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know

I was going to say “there needs to be an oral history of this” but I think it already exists… youtu.be/BJuAvwtmXuw?...

If you have any appliances in your home that stopped working when aws went down you need to shoot them with a gun.

Listen I know it isn’t the most important part of the story out of Maine today but Jesus Christ just ONE time can a prominent guy named Graham not be a total fucking egg-sucking loser?

I wasn’t going to buy from this brand but now I’m extra not. I’ll just take out a second mortgage and get a sleep number.

This show continues to need a full revival more and more every day.

“Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t doing politics right.” —Ezra Klein

This show is some of the best sitcomedy ever produced…up until like the last season-and-a-half. I’m posting before reading the article but I’m sure that’s addressed. I think the network wrested control toward the end as ratings (naturally) softened

"Every episode of The Drew Carey Show was in some way a roast of Drew Carey, filled with jokes made at his own expense, often by himself while holding back laughter."

We’re Axios; of course we haven’t heard of the sunk cost fallacy.

My name is Riker, James Tiberius Riker.

Just as long as this isn’t seen as an end in and of itself. It’s gonna take a lot more than memes.

I just landed on my Sunday couch matinee. 🤙

I’m amazed they aren’t shooting artillery at it like it’s the Sphinx.

I know I was the only person who played this game but we’re just doing the plot of Watch Dogs 2 for real now.

Has anyone done the “corporate needs you to explain the difference between these photos meme” and it’s the chat gpt logo and that Krispy Kreme machine that runs donuts through a waterfall of icing?

Something something preoccupied with could never stopped to think of you should something something. (I love this idea and would see it in theaters 3 times)

I gasped when I read this because my faded ass thought “oh no, Mighty Ducks 4 is bad?”

1. Citrus 2. Floral . . . 999. Everything else

This is terrible but “after next season” means Colbert has an opportunity to be ungovernable for his final year, and I hope like hell he goes so far off the rails that the rails are no longer visible on the horizon.

Man #SGDQ is so cool.