Hot damn!

Good morning, Citizens! It's me Ned! Ned Ryerson!

I believe that the Bushwhackers are sincerely shocked that people hate them. For years, rich assholes have funded a cultural media bubble for very special boys that has allowed them to believe that they're part of some glorious secret majority. Actually, you guys suck and no one likes you.

Good morning, Citizens! We survived six months of January! Let's get out there and see what fresh horrors await us in February, I guess!

Melvin, man. Heart of this team.

Let's maybe stop that giant tater tot from making 3s.

Hurricane MELVIN

BYU-hoo-hoo. 😭

Mr. Tiller!

I ❤️ Melvin.

Fun shot. #kubball

RIP to a great one.

Good morning! Phew, I'm feeling a little delicate after the Kansas Day festivities. Maybe drinking an entire bottle of Buffalo Trace while eating sunflower seeds and sing-screaming "Home on the Range, Motherfuckers" was a little much.

Good morning all, but especially to KANSANS on this KANSAS DAY. 🌻 🌾 🦬 ✨

Count on #ksleg to always find a way to bring more ugliness into the world.

Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.

The kids are alright and not alt-right, thank heavens. #LFK

I can understand that the fall of Noem and Bovino is small potatoes in the anti-fascist project AND enjoy the hell out of the spectacle. I contain multitudes, Citizens.

Me, as I settle in to watch the Bushwhackers tear each other to pieces.

As a lawyer & citizen, it’s much more important to me that all government agents must identify themselves & show their faces & a real badge.

Good morning, Citizens! Pretty chilly start to the day. Roads aren't too bad though. Drive carefully and abolish ICE.

"Press ahead when your enemy is on his back foot. Do not stop. Do not compromise. Do not say weasel words about bipartisanship or talk about egg prices." -Mr. & Mrs. Bailey

Maybe Greg Bovino can sing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Kristi Noem gets fired.

Attention Chuck Schumer and your assorted feckless minions: You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.

Bovino said to be back home, cozy and sipping a hot thimble of rat milk

May our memories be long.

We're going to win. There are, no doubt, many terrible days ahead of us. But we're going to win.

"Knives out for NOEM" or "SaKRISTIficial lamb"

Good morning, Citizens. I'd like a weekend do-over. This time with no Fascist violence.

Hey, remember when JD Vance insisted that Haitian immigrants were eating dogs and cats and everybody straight up knew it was a bald faced lie? That may have been a clue.

These motherfuckers failed basic preschool shit.

Good morning, Citizens. Let's get out there and destroy fascism. Today and every day.

Oh that was so embarrassing for K-State. I doubt their ownership of personal dignity, let alone this state. #kubball

Guys there is so much wrong right now. You may feel powerless, but you aren’t. To paraphrase Nemik, every small act of resistance pushes our lines forward. Keep volunteering. Keep checking on your neighbors. Use your voice.

Our incumbent (KS01) barely surfaces. He votes the party line and sends out occasional email updates about how glorious 2025 was for him and Donald Trump, and expects to cruise to re-election (and eventually to the Senate). A lot of R incumbents are like that. Trump's approval keeps them safe.

First, abolition. Next, prosecution.

I've been sayin'

It is a terrible day and we are going to win.

You did not bear the shame. You resisted. You bestowed the eternally vigilant symbol of change by sacrificing your impassioned lives for freedom, justice and honour. — The German Resistance Memorial in Berlin

Good God. It's Bleeding Minnesota.

Solidarity forever with everyone who stands against the Bushwhacker menace. #LFK

Schools in Saint Paul were closed Tuesday and Wednesday as teachers prepared to do online and in-person teaching simultaneously due to safety concerns about ICE. Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break. As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”

Do you all just eat like a whole lot of bread pudding on snow days or what? ❄️

Good morning, Citizens! It's the Friday before a snow storm. Let's keep the bread and milk riots nice and orderly today.

I do believe that Minnesotans are stubborn enough to save this nation.

This is a very good idea.

Good morning, Citizens. Parents, remember to raise your kids to know that kidnapping preschoolers is a moral failure.

These people are monsters.