Good morning, Citizens. What a sad spate of news this weekend. Let's resolve to put some good into the world today.

john brown candle day! collaboration between free state brewery and waxman candles, both in #LFK

Melvin Council Jr. is like the anti-Hunter Dickinson. Even if this season doesn't go exactly the way I want it to, I am so fucking excited to watch that dude play. #kubball

My heart belongs to Melvin. #kubball #rcjh

If I wasn't dead, I'd have elevated blood pressure. #kubball

I have MELVINMANIA.

Love me some Melvin.

This game is messy. #kubball

KU BASKETBALL! 🏀 Yay! And another horrifyingly poor quality stream from ESPN. Boo. 😭

SAINTS BE PRAISED, IT'S A MIRACLE!

Eewww. Liam Neeson narrated an antivax documentary? Sometimes I pine for the days when I knew less about people.

Good morning, Citizens! Going to be unseasonably mild out there today. The Bushwhackers can't take the enjoyment of some winter sunshine away from us.

Good morning, Citizens! Remember, wherever your journey takes you in Lawrence, Kansas today, there will be construction on the way there.

Good morning, Citizens! Let us face Monday with courage, grace, and an implacable drive to oppose Bushwhackery wherever we might encounter its perfidious presence.

To the citizens of Missouri, it's time to dissolve your "state" and be divided between Kansas and Illinois in accordance with the Almighty's great plan.

This truth is unvarnished.

TWENTY! #kubball

Shoot the growing desperation of Mizzou to avoid complete humiliation DIRECTLY INTO MY JAYHAWK VEINS. #kubball

With age comes wisdom.

Fran's Melvin hate is wearing thin.

Yes. A 20 point lead. I WANT MORE!

I don’t even recognize Missouri as a state and Fran is like oh isn’t this a cute fun fight they call the “border war”

I have an insatiable appetite for the defeat of Bushwhackers.

MR. WHITE!!!

FRANswer to a question no one asked.

Little sportsmanship seminar mid-court.

Helluva flop. Oscar worthy.

There we go.

Stop giving the ball to the Bushwhackers. #kubball

"Dickey" Nutt. You guys. C'mon.

Good morning, Citizens! It's a great day to beat Mizzou. Just like every day.

Today is a sacred day for today is the day we observe the rites of defeating Mizzou

This is also like.... why you buy local. 40 years ago, Lawrence, KS refused to build a mall and instead focused on Massachusetts St as our primary retail district. Today it's still bustling, lots of different and interesting retail and dining. We even have an independent department store still!

Guys. Just slow down and hit the brakes gently and way sooner. This isn't rocket science. ❄️

Good morning, Citizens! Be alert for snow demons today.

I want to see Stephen Miller stand trial.

We ride at dawn. Bushwhackers will reap the (Marilyn) Whirlwind. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Good morning, Citizens! Whatever your observance is, I wish you a joyful and peaceful day.

Really warms my dead mayoral heart to see these guys playing hard late in the game. Such a difference from... other seasons that shall remain unnamed. #kubball

As I live and breathe: Elmarko Jackson. #kubball

It's... Elmarko's time to shine? Weird. #kubball

Ooof. Now is not the time to foul, Mr. White.

Tough night for Flory.

Actually, it's weirder. I would like to go back to before I knew anything about any of this.

NICHE HYPER LOCAL SEASONAL CONTENT #LFK

My latest: Sen. Roger Marshall is asking DOJ to intervene in any Netflix purchase of Warner Bros Discovery. But he doesn’t mentions Paramount’s bid. Why? GIFT LINK #ksleg www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...

And the irony of me being a bearded sunglasses dude? *chef's kiss*

Sometimes your mayor watches TikTok and I get a lot of city-related stuff because duh, I'm a (dead) mayor. And I'm always astounded at the swarm of comments on anything related to any city that basically boils down to "DRUGS! CRIME! HOMELESS! I'M SO ANGRY SCARED!"

Good morning, Citizens! Look out for Bushwhackers if you're gathering provisions today!