Once again, I must state for the record that Alito is the worst.

Good morning, friends and neighbors! If we wanted to just skip the April Fools Day stuff this year, I think that would be fine. We'll have more than enough foolishness from Papa Trump today to fill a thousand April Fools Days.

Lines of customers stretched from Jungle House all the way to Massachusetts Street this morning as Lawrence community members said goodbye to the plant shop. Nearby Squishington's Candy is also closing today. lawrenceks.news/41pKJOl

Headsup #LFK that apparently both Jungle House and Squishington's are closing today for good. They closed comments? But there are threads on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/Lawrence/c...

Good morning, Greater Lawrence on this spring Tuesday! I cordially invite you to oppose Bushwhackery in all its insidious forms today. And you might as well do so with panache.

Every time Duke loses be like...

Ya dead mayor boy took his own advice to go outside and went down to Baker Wetlands for a walkabout. #LFK Saw a couple of bald eagles, a few bluebirds, and a lot of tree swallows who need to relax. I don't want to touch your little houses, tree swallows. Take a chill pill.

Real pleasant out there this morning in #LFK. Go outside today before Fake Summer IV* starts tomorrow and then it's rainy for the rest of the week. *The one with humpback whales?

No Kings 3 is memorable for personal encounters and wonderful people. #Protest #Resist #NoKings #LFK

If it walks like a dick, and rings a bell like a dick, it's probably Ty Masterson.

Kroger/Dillons = Chaotic Evil Hy-Vee = Lawful Neutral Checkers = Chaotic Good

Good morning! Welcome to fake summer 3, I think? Upper 80s today with lots of tree pollen blowing around for all you allergic Citizens. Good luck, everybody!

Nice spring day. On deck tomorrow: Summer.

Good morning, friends and neighbors! Spring break has ended, but spring temps are back? 🌱

Pitino vs Scheyer: I hope both teams lose and have a terrible time.

WELP

No matter what, my love for Melvin will never, ever die. So glad that dude was a hawk this year.

YAAAAAHHHHHHH!

NO THANK YOU, BOOZERS.

#kubball 🏀

KOHHHHHHHLLLLL!

Why is Bill never playing Rosario?

Gross. #kubball

I am displeased.

Guys. Think of Bill's blood pressure.

Did everybody do coke before this game?

Paul is redeemed.

No headlocks, Paul.

Rick Pitino looks like a zombie rodent.

Nobody asked to see Boozers during this game, CBS. This is Bari Weiss's fault, isn't it?

No. It is not a pretty game at all, sir. No indeed.

Suboptimal.

Good morning! I would like to know why the freaky freeze at the beginning of the week has killed off a bunch of flowering things and seems to have had zero impact on the bugs. So. Many. Bugs.

Some nights you Wave the Wheat. Other nights you barely Save the Wheat.

I foresee yelling.

Okay, let's wrap this up.

It really sucks to get hit in the nose.

Ahh the simple joys of Jayhawks fandom... Up by 20 at the half and mad about it. #kubball

That was a great shot. More of those, please.

The Baptists' uniforms are the color of puke.

What. The. Hell.

Darryn, how nice of you to join us.

"Weather metaphor. Ball in hoop. Etc."

Dang, Paul. You go. Love the hustle.

Mr. Mbiya!

What the hell are we doing here?

I would like... to be making more shots.

LOOK at those giant 2008 shorts in this Chalmers bit! They're like KILTS. #kubball