Lord, if you take Dolly before it happens... We're going to have beef.

Good morning, Citizens! Welcome, rain. No welcome for Bushwhackers.

CBS: Complete Bushwhacker Shit

Good morning, Citizens! Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of some Bushwhacker bullshit. Chins up! Stay strong!

I really hope the Phillies and Blue Jays both win just to spite the national announcers who nakedly long for a Yankees-Dodgers World Series.

After months of "been meaning to" New deliciousness has been unlocked!

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Good morning, Citizens! Dark Summer continues for the foreseeable future. Stay hydrated and dream of sweater weather.

Ahhh October in a climate-changed Kansas! It's hot! But it's also dark! Woo!

Bushwhackers are so cringe.

Bushwhackers tried and failed to secede from the union in 1861 and so 164 years later these motherfuckers are seceding from reality.

Roger Marshall is afraid of his constituents. Too scared to leave Florida to visit Kansans in Kansas. kansasreflector.com/2025/09/29/u...

Welcome to the 20th Century, Missouri!

Good morning, Citizens! September ends today but there's no end in sight to summer, apparently! I want to wear a sweater, dammit.

La Ultima Tazza

There are only two viable paths for the survival of American democracy: 1) Isaac Chotiner interviews Trump 2) Kendrick Lamar releases a Trump diss track

It really doesn't apply to me since I'm already dead, but I think I'm more of a hip-hopture guy anyway.

Any of you Citizens get raptured yet? Seen anybody else get sucked up celestially?

Well I'll be. Jimmy Christ and Jesus Kimmel both returning on the same day.

Mother took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me, and now I have abolitionism and I'm dead.

When you really think about it, isn't the rapture just the greatest mass deportation of all? #rapture #sept23

Good morning, Citizens! Beware of Bushwhackers lurking in the fog this morning. #LFK

The Bob Billings Improvement Project will change the name of the road to"Robert Invoices Drive" #LFK

Are we going to war with Venezuela because Trump doesn't understand that "asylum" is a multi-meaning word?

Good morning, Citizens! Let's get out there and have a great weekend, Bushwhackers be damned.

Is Ezra Klein a Bushwhacker? Why on earth would Kansans sully the memory of our Vote No triumph?

Good morning, Citizens! Remember that assuming good faith on the part of a Bushwhacker is a fool's errand.

Trump specifically looks like a weiner tragically left on the gas station rollers for several years.

Lord a' mercy, these fascists are such tragic weiners.

Good morning, Citizens! I'm digging the rain today. I hope this helps all you allergic citizens get some relief.

Maybe the Disney/ABC leadership team should watch Andor.

As a noted member of the dead community, I invite you to talk crap about me without fear.

Good morning to absolutely everyone except anyone that voted to put user fees on city rec centers. #LFK

City Commissioners one year from now: "Wow hardly anyone is using the rec centers any more. I guess we should cut the hours and reduce staffing."

What did RFK Jr. know and when did he know it?

Good morning, Citizens! Things have gotten (bad) weird. Be the (good) weird you want to see in the world.

Better Off Ted

I mean, I'm no expert. I'm just a dead, historical, abolitionist, Midwestern Mayor, but it seems to me that the singular bedrock of modern American "conservatism" is just making stuff up to be mad about.

Second Summer is upon us, Citizens. Hydrate to maintain peak condition for opposing Bushwhackery.

Maybe put your phone down and stare out the window for a while, Citizens. Perhaps have a snack.

Imagine getting paid thousands and thousands of dollars to draft ridiculous, controlling policies about email signatures. What sad, pathetic little people Doug Girod and Barb Bichelmeyer are. #LFK

Good morning, Citizens! It's a great day to show some Bushwhackers who's boss.

Co-sign.

@iammrbeat.bsky.social is dropping Bleeding Kansas knowledge, Citizens. #LFK youtube.com/watch?v=pRNc...

Bushwhackers rely on cynicism.

Good morning and happy Labor Day, Citizens!

Good morning, Citizens! Let us commence the holiday weekend with joy in our hearts and a steely resolve to oppose Bushwhackery wherever we may encounter its foul presence.

Executive Order Outlawing Love Between Cute Couples

My first thought on the Taylor/Travis engagement was "How is Trump going to fuck this up?"