Baby time

I was thinking about a conversation I saw on Twitter years ago about a gaudy pair of shoes and the roasting that followed. I found The Shoes on eBay and decided to make an art piece from it based off of one of the roasts. It's stupid, a bit much, but I love it. @jonhendren.com

They paired me with a WRTS and he carved his initials on all my stuff for anyone with eyes to see.

No one wants to admit it but the ideal Metal Gear director is Neil Breen with an unlimited budget.

I am reading Swan Boy for the first time and I was unfamiliar with its game.

I only subscribe to Aggressive Women magazine for the crossword puzzle

Joel Embiid DNP - The Dreaded Candiru

Much like the french dip, where they accidentally dropped some guy's sandwich in meat juice and he was like "give me that right now"

They're going to means-test salvation

The other two white boys in united empire look like they star in the Will Ospreay Stunt Spectacular at universal studios

Brandel Chamblee

Got an email from google that my triller subscription is ending April 24th so RIP AEW on triller, I guess.

this goes hard as fuck

Great, I always need those three things

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It's cute now but if you don't nip Andy Goldsworthy in the bud early he'll turn your whole yard into an ephemeral installation that calls into question the line between nature and artifice

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

I had the sample of blue cheese in my mouth before she told me it was vegan

VOICE THAT BELIEVES THAT THE END OF THE COLD WAR MEANS THAT SOMETHING HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND THE FUTURE NOW BELONGS ONLY TO THE PRODUCTION OF BETTER AND MORE INTERESTING CULTURAL PRODUCTS: up next, it's a new one by some favorites from across the pond, here's Lush with Hypocrite

This joke coming two years before the Sopranos is like Jesus Etc being written before 9/11. What did they know?!

Simon got a little too excited about his breakfast

Bring back wrestling bears! Tojo teasing going into his tights like he was going to throw powder at the bear is a great little bit of wrestling bullshit.

Fuck off, researchers

Shinya Hashimoto as Japanese Batman.

yo, whoever in edmonton had the "I AM TIRED OF JOKES ABOUT MY WORDY ILLEGIBLE SIGN THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT OCCURED IN 1993 AT AJW DREAM SLAM (illegible)"... well done, wrestling sign of the fucking century. everyone else can pack it up, we're done. all the jrpg ones are trash compared to that.

Most biblical scholars now accept that Jesus' operations manager Florence was not a historical personage, but an amalgam of several figures.

Bruce, AKA Anjou Bartlett-Bosc, Pretender to the Throne of Alsace-Lorraine

Goofy (present at the crucifixtion)

brother quail (commission)

Dream blunt rotation

I hope if Jericho does show up tonight he gets jumped by Big Bill and Bryan Keith. Not as an angle, I genuinely think they should stab him.

Everything is terrible, but I'm going to see the opening night of the G1 Climax with my wife so 20 year old me would be impressed about one thing I have going on.

H-Town stuff. Elbows out (from reddit) #weirdcarbs

wrassle93 : 23s

I tried playing normally but the experience was 10x better with amiibo cards and the item dupe glitch. It let me focus on just fucking around and exploring the world.

Pez Whatley in UWFi led me to JT Southern in UWFi having a shockingly good match vs Kakihara 🤼

ambling is one of the best forms of locomotion you can do when proceeding in sort of a generalized mosey manner

The Weehauken Community Playhouse presents: The Matrix

Need to commission someone to re-edit Stella to replace Michael Ian Black with a second David Wain

sometimes i consume problematic media and i simply avoid posting about it asking for strangers on the internet to validate my moral character because i'm an adult

-Did you get that picture for Don Leo Jonathan, the Mormon Giant's, business card? -Sure did boss, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked.

Fuck it, I'm eating the seed corn (having a 3 o clock coffee)

What you think of the quality of HP, whether you think it's bad or good or embarrassing or important, doesn't matter. What matters is its author is making money off it to funnel into stripping trans people of their rights. I'd give up literally anything if that was the consequence of loving it.

While the timing means that Paxton's character probably wasn't based on former Kansas congressman and huge scumbag Todd Tiahrt, you do have to admit the resemblance is uncanny.