I see your tacky kick ass PRISM intro and raise you the glorious nonsense of a 1996 Samurai TV Battle Station intro from Japan

There was a passage about adulthood I loved that for years I thought was from Tales of the Jazz Age but turned out to be from the Chuck Klosterman book I was reading at the same time.

Double butterburger with cheese always pleases

Speedball’s whole thing only works because he is 110% committed to the bit at all times

seeing an alternative angle of the endtroducing cover feels like unlocking the door to a multiverse

The Chad Crab vs The Virgin Lobster

The closest thing I have to being friends with a celeb is knowing the guy who found the George Brett Shit His Pants tape in the archives.

Marcos Valle performing Estrelar during his glorious show at London's Jazz Cafe last night 🇧🇷

One of the great tragedies of Eddie’s death is the years of 100% bullshit stooging old man matches that we’ll never get.

Got visited by a little guy

We said goodbye to Simon today, so please enjoy his life’s work: thousands of drool spots from 12 years of sleeping in my wife’s lap.

My favorite Dreamcatcher fact is that Stephen King doesn't remember writing it because he was all messed up on back pills after he got hit by a car.

You should track down all the Jimmy Hart in Memphis you can find. That man was 10 pounds of wrestling bullshit in a 5 pound bag and it was all amazing.

*Belle & Sebastian voice* Snail on the soil How do you toil To stay away from frogs and toads? Because the word out on the road Is they will eat you

I’m gonna miss this cat

I went to private school and I am having all kinds of Horrifying Recognition with the Household family.

All children love Razor Ramon Hard Gay

Robert McNeil didn't know there was a photo shoot that day, he just showed up to steal an inkjet

RETVR- Oh, Craig Kilborn. Never mind.

Oliver Stone in 1988:

Ow, my sternum

Yikes

Simon was supposed to have The Big Appointment today but has improved so much that he’s been granted a reprieve. Yet another 2.99 kick out from the big man.

Oscar is at our humane society and his face is amazing

A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼

Baby geese!

“The right to barbecue with family on the weekend, to buy a little picanha, to that piece of picanha with the fat dipped in flour, and to a glass of cold beer” is the platform that will bring this country together.

This will cross over with my 10 episode series about the sea captain that shows up in a bunch of 70s Thor issues for some reason

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

Antonio Inoki with a young Uday Hussein. 😬

I will literally die unless I get a Greg Valentine/Obama card

It’s not the most fucked up thing in the world that you can’t stream Van Lear Rose anywhere but it’s definitely way up there.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy whatever is happening here, or, as the kids are wont to say, dudes rock.

Whiplash:3 (Thai edition) No

The “veil” isn’t “thin” behind the Red Lobster you’ve just had 2 White Monsters, a Celsius, 3 nicotine pouches and a dozen hits off your Penjamin and never ate breakfast

England Dan and John Ford Coley and Grogu

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

Kirby's Beer Store mentioned!

My favorite thing about Jacque is how he looked like Rep. Boss Nass In Court For A DUI

You ate sand?

These passages are honestly just MAGA in the sense that they wrap a universal longing for an irretrievable, sanitized memory of youth in a batshit proposal to change society for the worse

Alexander Otsuka suddenly starts showing up on midwest indie shows

Simon pooped a Cool S

The NUMB3RS hive has been saying this for years

The only thing I didn't like about smoking bans was that year after where every bar smelled like piss and disinfectant instead. Everything except for that has been great.