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leland palmer in the black lodge

This seems a little off in terms of time but I'll allow it

The kinds of perverse advertisements Google sends you when you search for textile machinery

Looksmaxxing masterclass hosted by David Lynch having a dissociative episode where he believes he's Gordon Cole talking to Dale Cooper, filmed with an iPhone 3 in someone's backyard

846 - Good? Bad? Me da Orc with BEAD

Started watching Youtube on my 3DS. UNBELIEVABLY relaxing experience. The video playing on the top screen and the bottom screen being the comments section with zero size bar makes SO, MUCH, SENSE. It you haven't hacked your 3DS to experience Youtube this way you really should. It's perfect.

international women’s day

i was reminded today of the adorable Tenga mouse mascot, gleefully running home to absolutely demolish his little pecker

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lambion

Got this habit and task app, Grit, off the f-droid store. Gotta say it's way way better having a little widget on my homescreen that I can mark things off of rather than having a static note that I'll mentally block out after 3 phone unlocks.

on the train home last night i saw a dude fully tatted up like he was a bottle of sailor jerry's. i had to recreate his best tattoo for all of you

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Hey I got a little bit of money I can throw around and I can finally sign up for Michael Kupperman's zine! Hell yeah www.patreon.com/c/MichaelKup...

you did it, @benappel.bsky.social. you successfully got me to have an opinion on men. care to respond? open.substack.com/pub/halimede...

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Hold on I can't play slay the spire 2 I gotta walk to trader joe's and buy food while listening to the crusader no remorse ost

Somehow poopatine poopturned lol

jamesblackshaw.bandcamp.com/track/arc Hey remember Arc from The Glass Bead Game? I did, in a flash of memory and a ten minute struggle of searching through my nearly forgotten winamp library here in this age of streaming music. Whadda song.

FunkyWinkerbeancoded

lmfao i forgot about kuro being like "sekiro.......you should cook rice before you eat it"

Damn, gaining a bunch of weight back is measurably bad for my heart, previously when biking it was kinda hard to get my heart rate above 140 unless I was overexerting myself

Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

Dragon's Crown is a beat-em-up so Secret of Mana is a beat-em-up so Zelda is a beat-em-up so Dark Souls of a beat-em-up so Wait there's a much more direct line of reasoning that RPGs are abstracted beat-em-ups and it's going from Yakuza to Like A Dragon

the internet characters are from www.aghoststorycomic.com

Oh fuck yeah look at this guy

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

I just got around to looking at the next fest and holy cow I didn't think it would be as bad as it is. It's like one in four in my "recommended for you" and very obvious about it.

Me: Actually Dragon's Crown is woke by making oversexualization of female characters so extreme that it's literally funny, turning the trope back onto the very people who demand it. Guy from 2013: I don't know what that is, can you help me find shelf stable canned orange juice or not?

Urgent dispatch from the desert: it is bunny bullfighting season

Good morning

Confronting the idea that I have very low self esteem in every aspect except the value of my time. Like the life I have left is incredibly precious and needs to be used to maximum effect. But that's actually a pretty harmful idea for someone like myself, probably a cause of my low self esteem.

It happens occasionally but tonight I feel terrified for no discernable reason. It's a misfire in my brain. But still. One has to wonder, "Did something terrible happen? Is something terrible about to happen?" I mean obviously terrible things are happening somewhere, but I mean specifically for me.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

See? See what I get up to when I let myself

You know, I've got an intense desire to spend my time optimally that mostly results in me spending my time doing nothing and being miserable doing it.

Happy 2nd birthday Jimbo! localthunk.com/blog/bad-gra...

I'm gonna make my funny college roommates 2000s webcomic and it's going to have sooooooo many melodramatic cancer plotlines broken up by short arcs where the two horny guys are horny for babes. You'll see, you'll all fucking see

Hmm, making myself laugh imagining someone making an ultra gore mod for Chrono Trigger or the like.

Once again trying to come to terms with the fact that I cannot create: I can only react, I can only modify, I can only pervert. Maybe it will stick this time. But I'm interested in treating Hi and Lois strips as a kind of template I would treat as if a friend had written them for me to draw.

I stopped putting sugar in my coffee a long time ago but I understand the Dunkin mindset now. I put sugar in there to try and make it more palatable and it does grant it a unique flavor. Not exactly good but at least drinkable without making me sad. It's made to be filled with sugar! Terrible.

If family circus gets to reuse their old comics with minor edits I should also get to use them.

I gotta say something that's really been invigorating me throughout the creative process lately is hitting a narrative problem, solving it, and then trying to imagine how impossible it would be if my only tool was "generating statistically likely sentences"

This dunkin coffee sucks so much ass, why did I buy it AGAIN? Just because it was on sale? I'm not even broke anymore. Now I have to drink all this bullshit. It's not any better ground fresh.