Weird that they added this detail to Home Alone 2 for the Bluray, it doesn't even make sense date-wise

I didn't finish cyberpunk but I did put like 60 hours into it which I like 60 percent enjoyed, so that's still pretty good if it's on deep discount

This is a sculpture in front of the Free Peoples of Russia house that does a really really bad job of conveying the horror and evil of the Ukrainian war - which is it's stated purpose - and a really really good job of being funny as fuck. I consider this to be extremely bad art that I really like.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 06,1945

Me when I see all the end of year wraps from the various apps tracking my activity 24/7

Will always love jiffy mix for being like, "yeah it's the same shit just put it in a pan instead of muffin"

Fellas don't drink that coffee, you'll never believe this but there was a fish in the percolator.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

This is such a powerful image

A MIRTHFUL WIFE MAKES FOR A MIRTHFUL LIFE!!!!!!

It's not real digital animation unless you write it in assembly. I'm a total fraud.

My finger literally hurts from playing too much slay the spire on my phone

When my little buddy is describing the dreams they hope to have

I have said before I would never buy a video game at full price at launch ever again but I would make an exception for like, Half Life 3.

Comic of mine

Exciting news! Shuhei's previous game, Raindrop Sprinters, is fantastic and of course it's great to hear that Daisuke Amaya (Cave Story, Kero Blaster) is involved as graphic artist and advisor. Looking forward to it!

youtube.com/shorts/ZiOHF... Truly an incredible burn on the outer worlds. I'm sure it's been said before but it's a game trying to be futurama way way more than it's fallout new Vegas in space. At the end of the day it's just like Futurama in that it's a mostly just acceptable. It's french fries.

They increased my gabapentin prescription, which completely blocks my restless legs allowing me to actually sleep. It's incredible.

me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone plato: is this going anywhere diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue

wisecomic.com/remember/ Made this thing that you can put your own positive self-talk messages that actually mean something into, and you can press the button and it shoots some nice shit about yourself back at you, through time.

Happy thanksgiving, gang

Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

getting somewhere on my character generator

Elon is feeding entire families in Bangladesh who are just pumping out AI slop to halfwits In Oklahoma. It’s actually really funny when you step back and take a look at things

Conundrum: I want to buy a fancy coffee for my mom for Christmas but the trader joe's Ethiopian tastes better to me than any fancy coffee I've ever bought.

E6 has still got it: To think we used to live in fear of the atom bomb Now we're ordering our sandwiches from shit dot com

Computer, Milano, skateboard sized

Wait, shit, shit, fuck, do I actually only like making little guys. Pictures of little guys with words coming out of their mouths. Not stories, not games. Just little guys saying things

If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave

Okay Seattle I need some of y’all to tone down the class guilt in your interactions with service workers just a little. The guy at the Dick’s counter needs you to order efficiently way more than he needs 3 grand apologies and 4 appreciate yous for doing his job, it gets weird.

Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku? Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful. Altman: Goku will power our data centers. Interviewer: yeah

Yeah, yeah, ok, FINE. FINE I will switch to ChromeOS for x86

Had a dream where I was having to defend Spoon as a good band to a group of friends and acquaintances, when the time came for me to actually play them a good Spoon song, I chose Cake's cover of Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. Now I have that and Sister Jack overlapping each other in my brain.

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

#3157 A helpful tutorial

"I'm sorry." github.com/felixriesebe...

Very funny to me imagining the tech guys who came up with this simply not remembering being a kid or never interacting with kids like they don't constantly ask about and say the most insane shit imaginable

playing anthology of the killer has led me to the conclusion that a Simpson is a kind of furry

Peggy Cummins in Gun Crazy (1950)

Why's that canned chunk chicken gotta taste so goddamn good. Is it because of my upbringing or is it really actually delicious

LITTLE DONKEY ANDY

Drinking an absurdly decadent dark hot chocolate/fresh pourover coffee/egg nog/milk. That's the taste of the holiday season baby.