This guy is in charge of two different franchises.

This is the funniest thing ever. We stan a petty king, well done Briere 😂👏🏻

Not to air my dirty laundry, but this was about my brother’s (now ex) girlfriend. She was finally kicked out after putting us all through hell the last year. She will still have to return for her things over time, but I feel like I can finally breathe now that she’s gone.

for those too young to remember: thirty years ago today, space aliens arrived on Earth and destroyed most of human civilization, before being defeated two days later by Jeff Goldblum uploading malware to their mothership’s hard drive using a Windows 95 laptop

THE GR8 IS STAYING ANOTHER YEAR‼️ Alex Ovechkin has signed a one-year deal with the /Capitals! #NHLFreeAgency

Living with an extremely toxic & narcissistic person is really taking its toll on me lately and I’m over it 🙃

Connor Clifton. Okay. If this is Peeke's replacement, with sheltered 3rd pair minutes, that's awesome. His game matured in Pittsburgh. If this is meant to be our second pair RHD.. 🤣 anyway welcome back Cliffy Hockey

When you want your body to stop torturing you but you don't know the safe word

Viktor Arvidsson is heading to the Red Wings after one season with the Bruins. www.masslive.com/bruins/2026/...

Arvi signed with Detroit 😭

Have to imagine this paves the way for Michael DiPietro to be Jeremy Swayman's backup.

The #NHLBruins have acquired forward Kalle Vaisanen and a 2028 fourth-round draft pick from the New York Rangers in exchange for goaltender Joonas Korpisalo. Best of luck, Korpi! 📰: https://bit.ly/4eQOouD

Happy Canada Day to all my friends to the north of the US! Hope y’all enjoy your day ☺️🇨🇦

Post your favorite first-watches of June 🍿 #filmsky #moviesky

It’s always spooky season in my soul but Florida disagrees 🥵

Yes, yes it is hotter than Satan’s asshole

About me Age: 37 Pronouns: she/her Location: central FL Height: 5’5 Shoe size: 10 Sign: Leo ♌️🦁 Sexuality: straight Taken: yes Fave food: 🍕🍔🥡 Smoke: no Tattoos: 11 Piercings: 11 Fave color: 🖤💜🩵 (darker tones) DM’s: open if we actually interact Music: classic rock/metal on a regular basis

If you have an autoimmune disease, your body should play video game combat music so you know when you're under attack

Happy #Caturday and surprise…we’ve spawned another kitten less than a week after getting Spooky lmao 🤣 Everybody say hi to Pumpkin! Ozzy 🦇, Spooky 👻, and Pumpkin 🎃…the Halloween gang’s all here 🥹

I love an impromptu night off from cooking, especially if pizza is involved 🤤

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This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10 (FB: Claudia Carr)

No ragrets 😌

#NowSeated If you can believe it, this is my first movie in the Star Wars universe that I’m seeing in theaters 😬 #filmsky #moviesky

RT @marlins.com Wanted: A very good boy Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

#NowWatching #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky I was slightly disappointed with last night’s Samara Weaving choice, but I shall follow it up with some fun rewatches at least 😌

Oh hell no

Who’s with me? 🙋🏽‍♂️

Spooky Update: Day 2 He is eating/drinking and using his litter box, so I’d say he has adjusted well. He is a menace and loves to play…but he is also happy to snuggle up right against your neck and give kisses 🥰

“Susupension” Yeah…that seems legit 🙄

Me visiting the reflecting pool.

Patrice Bergeron. Hockey Hall of Famer.

*sigh*

Not to be too woke but uh…why are we still using prison rape as “comedy” 🥴?!

#NowWatching #FirstWatch #filmsky #moviesky “Samara Weaving covered in blood” is one of my favorite movie genres

The Panthers are going to be even more insufferable with Beavis and Butthead on the same team

Everybody say hi to Spooky 🐈‍⬛ It has been my dream since I was a kid to have a black cat named Spooky and now it’s finally happened 🥹

I used my birb on the finch app to cosplay Jaws a few days ago 🤣

Black Phillip is shedding his skin! (For anyone that doesn’t know, I name the porch lizards: brown anoles are Godzilla, any green ones are Reptar, and the brown ones that look darker are Black Phillip)

‘OBSESSION’ has passed $300M worldwide. Earned over 400X its production budget of $750K.

Holy shit, that was definitely a hard watch but well done…my emotional ass cried 🤣

#NowWatching #FirstWatch I’m excited to finally cross this off of my watchlist! #filmsky #moviesky

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Not the greatest week but that’s okay 😌 #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Consistently set the standard.