No way the Reds are beating the Dodgers and the Red Sox are probably NOT winning the World Series, but fuck it, we ball

#MLB postseason rooting order: PASSIONATE 1. Red Sox BANDWAGON 2. Cubs 3. Phillies I LIKE THEM 4. Brewers SURE, I GUESS 5. Reds 6. Mariners NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS 7. Guardians 8. Tigers 9. Padres NO 10. Blue Jays 11. Dodgers HELL NO 12. Yankees

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3 mass shootings in one day?? America, man. We are collectively going insane and the country is going to hell. 3rd world country with a golden whitehouse

Damn that’s terrible, I’d be livid If a Charger did this haters would still blame Herbert for the loss lmao. Hell they already do

All undefeated teams got sniped today except for the Bills and Eagles, of course. We should’ve got Wilson and Mariota, instead we get Dart and Daniels 🤦🏼 Nothing easy in this league. Need a W next week! Ravens sold. Bears beat the Raiders, haha. Need a Jake Browning masterclass tomorrow night.

As hype as I was about the Hoos upsetting the Seminoles… I did NOT want the tradeoff to be a Chargers upset loss. The Chargers mean 100x more to me. The loss is one thing, the injuries though… they worry me. God didn’t want me TOO happy about football this week. Bastard.

3rd string O-Line when Alt went down vs a great pass rush, 6 WR drops, 100+ yards in penalties by the defense, 2 picks not on him, literal milliseconds to throw… “JuStiN HeRbErT iS iNcOnSiStEnT”🤓 Watch the fucking games🤡 He DOES need to use his legs more and adapt to the O-Line injuries next week.

Guardians come back to win the division. Reds somehow pass the Mets. The power of Ohio and friendship!

And the penalties.. sloppy as fuck. O-Line injuries will be the death of us. Every game, we lose a key player. Chargers injury luck is something that’ll never change :( cursed ass team. Herbert has to be PERFECT under pressure every game, and he wasn’t today Horitz and Harbaugh pls fix this 🤞🏻

Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees. October baseball. Lets fucking go! (We’re probably losing)

CINCY IN THE PLAYOFFS LOL Mets 😭 c’mon man, that is a new low

You’re welcome, Guardians 😉 congrats

Well, in good football news… UVA IS RANKED 💙🧡⚔️

Chargers 3 best linemen out.. that’s the story of the game on our part. We had 3rd/4th stringers out there vs a good pass rush. Saw it vs Denver, able to pull out a win. This time, with Alt getting hurt… we had no chance Chargers need to address this before Herbert joins Burrow on IR. 😬

Go Reds! (For the fed reading this, I am talking about the baseball team, not the communists. please don’t send me to Guantanamo Bay)

Can’t believe Jose De Leon, who I didn’t know existed and hasn’t pitched for 2 years, put up a quality start vs a playoff team, as a RELIEVER 😭😭 good for you bro

Congrats to Dart, I do like the kid. Wish it didn’t have be against us 🤣 NFL fans go crazy with overreactions over one bad game. I’m sure we’ll see some hot takes from haters waiting to say something 🙄 Can’t win em all, 3-1, I’m chilling 😎 If they lose next week I’ll start sweating

Figured an energized crowd playing against a desperate team under an exciting wildcard QB, we’d have a challenge. Herb didn’t have it today, O-Line is a problem, Ladd is invisible. At least Hampton had another really good game and QJ keeps producing. No need to overreact but the O-Line is rough.

Of course we lose to the fucking Giants 😭 Due for a bad game. No glaze post for me today ☹️ Onto the next one ⚡️

Touchdown Penn State! Damn, had to grind that out. I like both these teams. Another great game!

Seeing Barkov go down for the rest of the season really sucks. Wish it wasn’t him. Down for the karma, tho. The injurers get injured. I feel like they did when 63 was punched. Unsympathetic. With 16 and 19 out, with a lower chance of a 3peat, the bandwagon are gonna forget about hockey. Heat szn!

Astros out of the playoffs. 😌 Nature is healing! Injuries, yeah yeah I get it. Sucks for them but that’s what you get! Idk why the Rangers pitcher was so upset, your team is out and you just shafted your state rival 🤣 sounds like a win to me

What a run by the Guardians! Of course they clinch on a walkoff hit by pitch 🤣 Wanna see the Reds in next! Tomorrow should be interesting

One last win with the /penguins for Marc-Andre Fleury 👏

Hell yeah we got a 10/10 field rush grade LFG BTW- the FSU receiver who got “trampled” is fine. There was another angle, he got up and walked off. No injuries occurred. Fans tried to avoid the players. Still, UVA is getting hit with a big fine. Worth it! Should maybe have a bit of a barricade 🤣

Right after Kamala calls him a “communist dictator.” LMAO. Honey, the word you’re looking for is fascist. Such a stupid comment to make, she damn well knows better. We got 2 right wing parties calling each other communists🤣 We need Mamdani’s to fight this, not old, center right zionist neolibs

As much as I love all the sports, I can’t bring myself to care about the preseason in the slightest. My enthusiasm comes back full fledged on opening day/night.

Providence Bruins beat the Flyers with most of their starters in 🤣 Alright I’ll take it! Provy is winning the Calder Cup. DiPi settled down, Bancroft 2 goals, Beecher and Viel clutch. Our extra forwards going off

Big shoutout to Nate Eaton! 28 year old career minor leaguer, had to grind for every chance he got and stepped up to help the Red Sox to a postseason berth. He’s hitting .300 with good speed + good fielding. Cut D-Ham, keep Eaton. He can do everything he does, better. He & Early make the 804 proud🥹

Things are getting real bad, real quick. Red Scare 2.0, Christian Nationalism, declaring war on citizens, declaring that everyone who doesn’t agree with them or ID as them are “terrorists”, propagandizing our already poor education, Israeli crime, TikTok now being state media, a potential shutdown…🫠

Sorry, Cleveland. Doesn’t matter to us, but still put up a fight, while hungover. Tigers barely clinched vs a Triple A team. Rooting for the Guardians and Angels! Fuck those Texas teams up boys. Blue Jays and Yankees both scared to play us 😏

Aw man, Early couldn’t quite get out of it. Still, pretty good start vs a desperate team. I like what I’m seeing. Kid is gonna be a stud for us

Hello my sweet prince ☺️ Pavs, Hampus and the power of friendship vs the Flyers

Illinois trying to be us? 🤣 field rush over beating a team ranked 2 spots ahead of you (also ranked)? 🤔 Fuck it, have fun, it’s just football! Soak it in. no one has anything else to be happy about anymore

We’ll take that fine and that dub from last night😍 Some FSU fans still mad. Bro, cry all you want, but when you talk crazy then lose to an unranked team…you gonna get clowned on🤣 No excuses “No class, act like you won before” SYBAU I ain’t taking etiquette lessons from fans in Florida😭was a big W🤌🏻

I have it as about 1/4 of a second.

CINEMA IN CVILLE 🤌🏻 #UVA #Wahoowa #GoHoos

gn everyone 🥳🍾 🟥🧦 ⚡️💛💙 🧡💙⚔️

What an effort from the boys. Massive props to them whether they won or lost. Win is a big fat cherry on top! Fantastic game.

Sox, baby! ❤️ What a turnaround for the boys. If Roman were healthy, we could win the world series. Hell, still could. Never know! We playing with house money. The future is so bright! Nothing beats October baseball at Fenway.

The fans storming the field 🥹🥹 what a moment

My live reaction: I can’t believe mu cursed ass poverty football teams are bringing me JOY for once instead of pain and suffering. And a Sox walkoff to clinch on the same night? Holy shit, I feel like I just snorted 8 lines. Had to sacrifice the Bruins for this to happen 😭

I don’t understand college football OT rules and wasn’t able to watch live so I was FRANTICALLY refreshing not knowing what the hell was goin on 😭 I can’t believe it man my shitty lil football team beat a top 10 team!

Big bad undefeated #8 FSU lost to little ol UVA 🤣🤣 you can cry about calls all you want, that’s still embarrassing for you. Sit down clowns! Chandler Morris balls of steel

THE VIRGINIA CAVALIERS DEFEAT NUMBER 8 FSU IN A MASSIVE UPSET CRAZY GAME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO WAHOOWA

We really couldn’t make ONE LAST STOP on 4th & 11. Fuck off

FUCKKKKKKKKK ARE YOU KIDDING ME

YEAHHHHH BABY

INTERCEPTION PLATT HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOO