Welp, I wanted the new cardigan but since the option to add to cart is broken for XS/S I guess I’m not

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel

The sisters are finally all together, forever 🥹💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍

Practice guilt-free reading. Read whenever you want, whatever you want, and in whichever format you prefer. #BookSky

Khalen Saunders hosting an LGBTQ-inclusive football camp this summer. Love it. Need more of this.

You know, if Microsoft had called their AI assistant Clippy and brought him back to sit cheerfully in the corner of your screen they probably could have conned a lot of millennials into using it

Today, I saw pandas 🐼

Sat down at 6 to pick a place to order dinner from, now it’s 8 and I just made packet ramen because I spent two hours trying to figure out where I’m going to buy toilet paper since I usually go to Target

Pro tip: if you are DIYing or flipping a house do NOT make everything “millennial gray” because the moment I, a millennial, see fucking gray walls, cabinets, carpet, and faux hardwood I do not think “oooh nice.” I think “flipper gray again!? hard pass” because there’s no way the work was done well.

This fucking client owes us $25k and will not stop fucking touching shit they are not supposed to touch, making my job harder…why haven’t we told them to go fuck themselves!?!? (I know why, permission for that is above my paygrade but still)

no cheating! last photo of your pet

I was introduced to the visiting team from the company that acquired my department as “our rockstar” by my grandboss and I have officially peaked in my career I should get to retire now

Today at the “Stand up for Science” demonstration at the Lincoln Memorial.

Is there a reason why companies don’t just put the amount of your bill in the body of the email? If hackers want to know the exact amount I owe Discover they’re welcome to it, that’s the least useful piece of PII in my inbox. I don’t want to click a link to see my bill I want to know the total.

Changed the fit three times are we back at the Eras tour?! 🤣😌💁🏻‍♀️🤭

Genuinely wondering what I’m going to do when I run out of increasingly sketchy websites from which to purchase my shampoo and conditioner-they’re just shitty drugstore ones they don’t have in the US anymore but I’ve tried so many alternatives (at different price points) and none of them are as good

they say “listen to your body” but all my body wants is to sleep a minimum of eleven hours every night, listen to taylor swift and read all day and eat mac & cheese for every meal.

I’m not really active on here enough to have close moots but feel free to grab a pet and friend me on Finch (which I also just started and may abandon in a week but worth trying right?) Tap this link or use my friend code C7228AX7KS1 for a special reward! app.befinch.com/invite_v1/TaqE

This was posted as a full page paid advertisement in today’s New York Times

Omg the muffins I made yesterday are so good (yes I ate one yesterday and it was incredible but it’s so fun when they slap just as hard when they’re not fresh out of the oven)

Had a rough day so I made banana muffins

I’m not really active on here enough to have close moots but feel free to grab a pet and friend me on Finch (which I also just started and may abandon in a week but worth trying right?) Tap this link or use my friend code C7228AX7KS1 for a special reward! app.befinch.com/invite_v1/TaqE

If my nervous system could learn to differentiate between a client meeting and being chased by a bear that would be super

It is really unfortunate that there is not a professional way to say “I have simply lost the will to live let alone do this job right now I’ll be back in a week once the burnout recedes to its normal level which is still burnt out but functional” and have that actually work

I have reached the point in my day where I simply can’t. I went from having nothing much to do to three out of routine emails and I just cannot at this moment parse where or how to start on any of them so I’m just paralyzed at my desk trying not to cry and *this* is actual executive dysfunction

This time of year we need one specific software program in order to be able to do anything useful at work. Guess which program is not, at this time, working.

Happy meal prep Sunday: my entry is balsamic glazed meatloaf with Greek yogurt mashed potatoes and green beans. There is also a black bean soup but it’s still in the instant pot and I was hungry, lmao.

You GUYYYYSSSSSSS The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB

This might be the first time I’ve found myself thinking “stop stop they’re already dead” whenever my team scores but we’re up 35-11 after only a quarter and a half correction 37-11 we scored again while I was typing

This dog is 12 years old and this chair more than 20 and this is the first time this dog has ever (to my knowledge) been in this chair, and he got in there all by himself the smart boy

My favorite part of getting new glasses so you can see better is the part where for a while you have to get used to seeing better so you see worse

I organized the cabinet under my sink and I’m so proud. I forgot to take a before photo but if you have or know someone with ADHD you can probably guess. The little white baskets are drawers so you can reach the shit in the back (and maybe I won’t accidentally buy duplicates so much 🤞🏻)

🚨| Kylie talks about how much she loves & appreciates Taylor and reveals Taylor baked them funfetti pancakes! “Anyone that asks me in person, I’m very forthcoming with how much I love & appreciate her—love the fact that you can tell how happy Travis is”

Look at my dog 💕

Y’all I think I accidentally went to the rich people dentist - my toothbrush and dental floss came in a gift bag with tissue paper in it and also a crystal?

A gif from a movie you’ve watched more than six times: (I’ve seen so many movies more than six times so I just picked one)

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Just got yelled at because *checks notes* a company I do not work for doesn’t have a customer service phone number listed on their website So that’s how my day is going

born to be bejeweled forced to be a real tough kid

Thousands of protesters opposing President Trump’s agenda took to the streets on Monday across the U.S., derisively calling him a “king” on Presidents’ Day for his efforts to terminate thousands of federal workers and to fire prosecutors and independent watchdogs. nyti.ms/3CQA2LX

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

Survival is resistance. If you are anything other than a pro-regime cishet white man, do more when you can, but if all you do today is live to see tomorrow, then you’ve done something, however small.

We apparently missed "Gulf of America Day" yesterday. But at least one person celebrated by sending us an aggressively hand-drawn map revision. Unfortunately, MapQuest does not accept submissions in crayon.

I haven’t seen this expressed as much here, but if anyone was thinking of boycotting New Heights over whatever perceived slights were invented by fans…at least go watch the preview clips posted by the New Heights team.

On a client call and the client has just realized that the issues are on their side and she is now cursing in Croatian I don’t know what she’s saying, but I know cursing when I hear it 😅

We are gonna have to be a completely different team in the second half holy shit

We may not agree on much but I think everyone watching this game can agree that the scoreboard graphic is a travesty

Dear neighbors, I am so so sorry for who I am going to be for the next few hours