every time i feel a little stupid for whatever reason, i just go on facebook and open the fox news comment sections. instantly makes me feel better about myself.

my fav part about my eras tour videos from paris n1 is how the entire stadium understood the assignment. none of us had ever seen the ttpd set before but we all knew to yell especially loudly for the “more” in icdiwabh and we all went dead silent for every pause in waolom etc. the vibes were INSANE.

i’m calling it right now: we’ll have ts13 before gta 6 and she doesn’t even need to rush it.

so did you spend half your evening crying over videos of strangers cheering on their friends and family at the nyc marathon like i did or are you normal?

i just saw a video of a robot doing the fate of ophelia dance that i haven’t mastered to this day. so it’s official: a fucking robot is a better dancer than me. awesome.

“does it feel alright to not know me? i’m addicted to the ‘if only’” is actually an insane thing to write if you think about it a little too much

midnights just hits different on a rainy fall day

god i miss the eras tour

i was just scrolling linkedin as one does when looking for a new job and now tell me why my state parliament recently posted a picture of the eras tour in gelsenkirchen on there? 😭 i was so not prepared to have my heart ripped out like that on fucking linkedin of all places

you have no idea how much i will appreciate having down bad at the eras tour in 4k to watch over and over again whenever i want. like cancel all my plans for christmas, i’m busy sitting close enough to the tv to burn the entire performance directly into my retina.

oh ttpd the flawless masterpiece that you are

i know taylor haters are just fucking miserable and have absolutely no grounds to base their ridiculous opinions on because now they’re mad we raised over 2 million dollars for the monterey bay aquarium lmao

why does it feel like female artists’ albums are always criticized more when they’re happy albums? someone needs to conduct a scientific study on this. because it’s almost like… society hates female joy? what a shocking revelation!

i have somehow ended up on the dutch (fried) snack side of tiktok and i’m not even mad. do i understand everything they’re saying in their videos? no. but i’ll take kroketten and frikandellen over basically everything else on tiktok any day 🧡

i can’t believe it’s been over a year and i still have to see people bully vienna swifties for having valid feelings over on the bird app. pathetic.

i am begging the people who are having heated discussions about the lightning bolts on the opalite merch to log off and direct that energy towards one of the many real issues in the world instead. as a german who is very sensitive to these things (when they’re REAL): you’re embarrassing yourselves.

look, i know we’re only a week into the showgirl era and this isn’t me clowning for anything at all BUT i just realized that looking for ts13 easter eggs is going to be fucking hard because we’ll never know if she’s actually teasing ts13 or just including a 13 because… well, it’s a 13 😭

ok but can we go back to 2023 yet where i still had my personal eras tour summer to look forward to?

not her making the docuseries six parts. girlypop knows we don’t have lives outside of being swifties.

y’all need to stop making edits of your rescue dogs to the second part of the bridge of eldest daughter. i can’t cry every single time i go on tiktok.

i have a really important appointment in the morning that i’m super nervous for but it’s the 13th tomorrow so it’s going to be perfectly fine 😌

(i think those signed cds with travis’ signature on them are fake and people are getting angry at something that never happened)

still not sure what i’m supposed to do with my life without a taylor tour anytime soon. like what were my hobbies and interests before the eras tour? i don’t remember.

is it gonna be showgirl pool floaties? because i’ve been waiting!

not me saving every single ophelia dance tutorial on tiktok only to never look at them again because ain’t no way my untalented ass is learning that.

love when middle-aged men come into my comments to randomly bash on taylor. like buddy, you’re literally in your 60s and your actively seeking out posts on bluesky to argue with swifties about a woman who at half your age has achieved shit you don’t even dare dream about anymore. sit the fuck down.

about 99.9 million streams of those were from me. you’re welcome.

a german soft drink company thought it was a great idea to make a tiktok where several people talked about how taylor is overrated and her fans are all annoying and her music sucks and shit like that. they just took the video down because it obviously wasn’t received well.

the sequin dress and fur jacket would be fucking cute as an eras tour outfit and now i’m sad again 😭

it’s getting to a point where i can’t support any merch prices anymore. and that’s not just taylor’s merch. it’s literally every bigger artist’s merch that is severely overpriced.

marked so safe from this merch drop. i wanted the slippers from the spotify experience 😭

wood would have sent 2022 me into a coma but kinda in a good way

30 years from now i will be sitting in therapy sobbing hysterically not sure where to start. the ✌️s? the exit signs? the 112s? I DON'T KNOW JUST HELP ME FORGET, PLEASE!

i never know what to say when someone hears i’m a swiftie and immediately feels the need to let me know they hate taylor and they think she’s overrated. like what reaction would you like to get from me here? because i really don’t care, i just feel a little sorry for you lmao

OH MY LORD NEVER MET NO ONE LIKE YOU BEFORE YOU HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN SUNSHINE BUT NOW THE SKY IS OPALITE

imagine hearing the immaculate piece of absolute pop perfection that is opalite and being like, “yeah, this sucks ass” 💀 like that’s embarrassing, babes. we both know you’d be dancing around your room to this rn if you didn’t hate fun.

look, i’ve been here since 2008 and the haters have not ever been right once in all of those 17 years. not once. just let them. they’ll get bored and find something else to be miserable about soon enough.

went back to ttpd for a little bit today after five days of exclusively listening to tloas. and i realized i will always come back to ttpd. always. ttpd really is that album for me 🤍

i wish taylor was on bluesky. we’re hilarious, she would love it here.

funny how taylor can wear boots that go up to her knees but if i were to wear the same boots they would actually serve as a whole pair of pants and probably a shirt on me. maybe even a hat, too. do her legs ever end actually?

i’m incredibly excited to see an entire stadium of swifties do the “the land, the sea, the sky” dance move on taylor’s next tour - whenever that may be. we are going to look fabulous 😌

why the fuck is that DIGITAL album 11€ for me when it’s in the us store for $4.99? that’s equal to 4,26€. why am i supposed to pay more than double the original price for a digital product? this has got to be a joke, right?

i’m in that weird place after a new album release where my brain knows most of the lyrics to the songs but not perfectly so when i get one stuck in my head, i’m singing shit like “this is just a temporary tea cup”

the purple shiny bug vinyl is officially the prettiest vinyl in my collection now what the actual fuck

my husband has been buying pokémon cards lately bc he used to collect them as a kid and it’s nostalgic for him. and it’s actually so fun to watch him sit there and admire his rare cards for hours on end because i think that’s exactly what he sees when i get a new taylor vinyl and just stare at it 💀

i love the way taylor always talks about how she’s not cool in her songs because she is literally my personal epitome of coolness so either she’s lying or i’m extremely uncool. i’m ok with both.

the fate of ophelia is taylor’s best music video ever and this isn’t an opinion, it’s a scientific fact

sundays are for ordering chinese food at 4:30 pm and not even questioning if this is lunch or dinner now because there are no rules on sundays

the way they’re having to continue with this door stuff like we didn’t figure it out hours ago because the doors are set up now and they can’t just let them disappear like nothing happened is taking me the fuck out 💀

i might have to log off and leave my phone in the freezer for 3-5 business days because the discussions around this album and its era are TIRING. and i’m not talking about valid criticism regarding ai use or promo decisions. i’m talking about hypocrites saying weird-ass shit just to say something.