One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

i am omw to put eggs in ur microwave

YOU SHOULD [microwave raw eggs]. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG IF YOU CHOOSE TO [microwave raw eggs].

got catcalled outside Aldi today. just a single "woah". that might have been pure instinct on his part. I feel like I should almost be flattered

"dongle" is a good word. whoever invented that one was cooking

new weirdly specific vibe I just experienced: sitting in the toilet stall and having the motion-sensor lights suddenly switch off leaving you in pitch black aside from an ominous green emergency light, while Pretending by Sophie plays in your earbuds

okay but girly high-scifi technohorror. I want a whole film, a whole SERIES that's exactly this holy shitttt I want a tv series where a girl in the big city is some kind of counter-terrorism hacker type of person by day and by night, goes on dates to entrap her tech bro targets. GIRLY SCIFI THRILLER

big computer is conspiring to take away the only thing i've ever actually liked: the computer

vent // words to live by

dude wtf why do my balls hurt. im not even supposed to *have* those

just spent half an hour recording really cool presentation/vo footage then realised afterward that the dodgy usb cable i was using disconnected my audio interface 2 minutes in. brb im gonna go scream into my microphone, which is not powered so it won't pick it up

I HAVE SKRILLEX TRAPPED IN MY BASEMENT, PLAYING THIS AT FULL VOLUME OR I'LL PUT HIM IN THE HOLE

I find it disingenuous to say "aha! this outage must be because of vibe coding!!" every time bluesky goes down Like I'm also critical of AI, but running infrastructure at bsky's scale is really hard & the previous outage where "haha vibecode" was spread was a ddos attack

if i had a nickel for every rabbit girl i knew who was also a coding savant i would have. wait what. why do i keep on getting more nickels whats going on

a-wawawa-wawaa

fuuuuck dude I just had an actual legitimately viable million-dollar idea but it's the most awful soul-wrenchingly boring thing I could have possibly imagined

dude what the hell. what am i supposed to do with this

been doin this movement a lot with my head lately and it looks like a cool glyph

made a thing for @artbyform.com's FORMZINE 3 with @temberlin.bsky.social i think it turned out pretty neat (and it's in the physical version if u buy that :))

i think i should have a great big sweeping cloak that i can whoosh around the place

bruhhhh left:50% transform:translateX(-50%) doesnt work on chrome?? how am i supposed to center an absolutely positioned div under these conditions

the opposite of cameron winter is goimoff summer

lurgal sturgals. much to think of

fred again would have been a crazy alias if he was a detransitioner

do i know anyone who has experience with the legal system in singapore? i need some help finding an arrested person/inmate and get updates on their case/find their lawyer

just saw a seagull pick up a scrunched-up sandwich wrapper and drop it off a railing for its own entertainment

I wonder how fast you could type using dual analog sticks and a couple of mod buttons, if you really put some practice into it

gave @popfeed.social a try. it seems cool but I can't leave a review without assigning a star rating so it's a non-starter for me :(

ts = this shit tts = text to speech ttts = tung tung tung sahur tttts = ???

this screams "oops we have a huge arts budget and need to do something with it, better commission some huge project to get it all spent in one go"

i think this is pretty tasteful

how quirky can you get with the visual design of an invoice before you start annoying people

when someone uses several sets of pronouns i get a lot of satisfaction out of trickshotting all of them into a single run-on sentence

i have a bunch of footage burning holes in several of my devices' hard drives. i should really make the damn video

my factory settings were "boy", that was lame so i riced myself

i wonder if you could run a sustainable business doing brutally-honest dropshipping. like just saying outright "this stuff is from temu but it'll be delivered within a week"

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"alarm set for 4 hours and 25 minutes from now" whooo yea baby thats the stuff

new conspiracy theory: the reason the Dublin metro keeps getting delayed is because the Tuatha Dé Danann, whose realm is everything beneath the earth, aren't particularly fond of noisy trains encroaching on them, so they keep putting curses on anyone trying to do planning work

i did a little bit of work on the soundtrack of this film!! it's sooo fun, i'm excited for it to be out :D

by god. nearly 200 of you are bots

minecraft mod that adds loading screen tooltips but there's thousands of them and they're all really obscure facts about the game

@realfollowers.bsky.social boop

i need someone i know to do something newsworthy. i wanna look at a big news headline and go "thats oomf"

or drum n bass. drum n bass works too

my favourite thing about discord friend groups is when people's nicknames go through so many bits they become incomprehensible to outside observers

i was designed to function optimally with constant dance music playing in my ears

‼️TIP ‼️ before using "Software" go to the "Settings" page. it is also sometimes known as "Options". from there, turn all the "Settings" and "Options" to on.

bless my swag transsexual life