Happy borthday!!! Happy birthday. Can I have the lighter now. Can I have the lightrer now.

we have to cancel bjork for throwing car parts off the mountain

looks liike today is one of those days where I will literally be listening to music and songs

the sunlit meadows of the night are clearly so bad and they suck ass and I feel like such a oxymoronic biome should have been called out before I had to do it

Quick somebody attack me so I can dodge it really cool and smug

Moog is pronounced Moog

I think that bach is pronounced like batch and chopin is pronounced like choppin'

a lot of real stuff doesn't exist

Hey can I. Come over and cause 263 problems

scrolling to the right on google maps til the map stops repeating

Bread: A poem by glorkglunk Bread Bread Bread Time to eat Bread I will eat a Bread Then I will eat a Human Head

*calls out to the entity on the other side of the mountain* hey so bro. Would you rather be braised in soy sauce or fish sauce. No offense . Haha

I don't think we have to analyze patterns any more. we figured them all out

It that hungers

I put a parm rind in my tomato soup and then just forgot about it and blended it all up but it still tastes good so

I had a dream where I had a knife stuck in my eye and trying to move it was the craziest feeling. I can still feel it. It didn't hurt and I could see so it's not realistic. but the sensation of hallucinating pulling something out of your eye is crazy

My cat always gives me a look when I turn the fan on before we go to bed. You can move out of the way of the fan it’s ok…

Yeaaaaaa

Mister Band Aid

The secret frog

illuminati shadow government airstrike my house w a working packet of dry yeast. you have 5 minutes to respond or I will take matters into my own hands

all my yeast is dead I'm crashing out

“Your cat is going to eat you when you die” ok who else would I want to eat me when I die

1080p girlboss complextro mix heavy drops

I miss having a telepath on the staff

my birthday used to be july 26th but now I've decided it's november 13th because I like that one better

Guys who are not going beddy bye:🤬🤬😡😤☄️ Guys who are going beddy bye:💤🛌🥱☮️✅✅✅

rest in peace glorkglunk.monster

when I was a child I was upside down

Do you guys think if I cut around my finger bones to make a filet and deep fry it it’ll be good. What about if I use my phalanges to make bone broth. Will my cat like it

doing a pre nerf bloodhound step probably feels good as fuck

do I go for glorkglunk.world or glorkglunk.lol or glorkglunk.motorcycles or glorkglunk.mom

Is this a human

when you see a new box it's like. there could be anything in it! like what if there's materials in it? You can say the same thing about non transparent doors and rooms and stuff

if it ain't broke you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrzL... vaetxh plonked spectral

I forgot what all the words mean

First time making scallion pancakes

my bluesky handle is gonna cost 20 bucks next month there's no way I'm paying that shit lol rip glorkglunk.monster

I’m going to wrap my cat up in silk and capture her in my web to store her for eating later

I don’t want bones I want a exoskeleton

I would fail the mirror test

I hate flat terrain. if you are giant stretch of plains or perhaps the top of a mesa unfollow right now

remember when everyone was editing glowing red eyes into old paintings to make them scarier? we should bring that back

dude I got some sporendonema casei on my cheese I feel blessed

I want to play a ttrpg

Another day another being eaten by the thing in the woods

I think balsamic vinegar is more elven and wine vinegar is more dwarven

ambient producers always are trying to make something in my room violently vibrate. stop it with that one specifically pitched extremely loud sine wave. I mean yeah it sounds good but

How many dollars does it cost to make the sky pour water out of it. I have 4 dollars