I must climb up the roof

Human skin chicharron

lets bring back the tide pod challenge

*throws my glass of red wine on the carpet* DAMNIT! See to it that he's captured AT ONCE!

I walked to the park and what I found SHOCKED ME

thank you for the vouch so much, can't wait to see these filters! Likewise, if you like FM synthesis, make sure to check out Ghost. it's one of the most unique workflows for FM synthesis out there

Dude fuck steppes grow some trees you coward. You weakling

I just realized the arrow of my rays

people are always so mad when I put a gallon of oil on their head and then throw 20 eggs at them but it's like when I put mayonnaise in my hair nobody even cares about me.

fuck my stupid ass glamer goose

this was a half joke post when I made it but seeing a lot of the best underground pop I think it's kinda a serious thing now

you can't just ask someone why they're squid themed

Straight uppond down!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z7m...

bro is trapped in a fierce vortex of ice

bro has a raptor

happy halloween everyone <3

would you rather get bit by 1000000 mosquitoes or basically not get bit by them

I'm watching a youtube video of a guy going mushroom hunting with his really pretty cat in a really pretty forest in sweden and experiencing intense fomo. this is basically self harm

I’m going to tier list how everyone walks around so basically I need a panopticon of sorts to take a video of 7 billion people whenever they walk around

imagine you get some brain cells extracted to play doom or like whatever they did and your brain cells just can't crack it even though that one other person's brain cells did it

I live in texas and I just saw some bipedal animal hopping across the street??? It looked like a tiny kangaroo and it was like 1 and a half feet tall and I have never been more confused

pokopia looks cool but one of my favorite bits of pokemon is the soundtrack and damn I just don't like it at all here

my first act as president is going to be making everything illegal

I hate the solar sun of the day, yet I love the lunar moon of the night.

wet sounds tutorial just released a free sample packs of 100+ watery drums! pack: mleuc.com/packs/splash discord server: discord.com/invite/NNeVB... first month of releasing at least 1 content pack per month for how long as i can sustain it. follow to be notified

They’re trying a new oil that’s even more deceptive than the last one

is underscores as experienced at escape plots as she portrays herself in her videos

one of my least relevant pet peeves is to trying to explain to people that there are rainforests in the northern united states and people just denying it because they have only heard of tropical rainforests

did you know that humans are 120% blood on average? that means that the blood in your body likely weighs 20% more than your entire weight! including blood!

They should put everything in a circle

I'm eating pasta but in more of a metacontextual way

I need huitlacoche

We asked 200 billion researchers the age old question: Why!? Their answers? Inconclusive

I'm hosting a tea party on my remote island estate on the day of the storm... I'd love to have you if you would care to join

The freaking glowing tablet with the knowledge in it is like literally so useful

it's just a frog. for now.

I'm making my sourdough starter woke

have you noticed that the day after tomorrow is always thursday

Fist of rage

colors ranked by how tasty rice is when it's that color

what? you were not a chicken when I put you in this box.

The night knife octopus

It would be so cool to be deep fried and then peel off all my skin after

ah fuck it's the ambush guys

this is your sign to fire the starboard cannon

www..wwwhats that right behind you!!!

Why is there a door here

do you accept payment in the form of two million tiny spiders

Someone was explaining a mathematical concept to me in my dream and as an example she asked me what 9x3 is and laughed at me when I said 27 and successfully gaslit me into thinking it’s 32