I think balsamic vinegar is more elven and wine vinegar is more dwarven

ambient producers always are trying to make something in my room violently vibrate. stop it with that one specifically pitched extremely loud sine wave. I mean yeah it sounds good but

How many dollars does it cost to make the sky pour water out of it. I have 4 dollars

last day for this today

soundcloud.com/rockwell/lon... the drop of this sounds like this emoji 👽

I can't stop this mental tic I've given myself of inserting "and his" between the two words in any compound word and sometimes just in the middle of some multisyllabic words. Like "Pepper and his Roni" or "Water and his Fall"

guys am I gonna get in trouble if I take all things from everyone and eat that which cannot be stolen

if you're not evil why is it thundering ominously and torrentially raining rn

do not forget to add salt in your sourdough bread -a sound designer

I heard that in canada they call their emperor "your canadiance"

would a pineapple still think another pineapple was hot if it had a square grid instead of hexagons

random gumroad sale time 50% code GLORKSUPPLIES yay

what liberals won't tell you is that if you cut the grilled cheese at a diagonal it just makes it easier to dip in soup and serves no other purpose

my love, my sweetheart, my dearest brother, my partner in crime, I would never slip arsenic into your nightly whisky and throw 7 grenades at you

Bro why do you act so out of sorts with regards to our ordeal

Numbers are ok, like if you like them it’s fine, but it’s just that they aren’t big enough, we need some larger numbers

thai green and ice are teas but also lands

what does it mean in fable logic if you literally picked the thorn out of your foot multiple times and nothing changed

nonono I love it when a hole opens in the sky and a lot of really high quality meat pours out of it. I feel like it's good to have food

Simpletons: one time I walked around ahhahah it was fun Me: oh yeah? One time my heart exploded like a bomb seriously

*goes missing in the forest*

I made tomato soup so tailored to my own tastes that I feel like I can defeat anyone

I have unfortunately made the decision that cats are too cute, therefore I will be eating them all, even the ones that are bigger and stronger than I am

ok I have some tips: Tip number 1: smear a bunch of bug guts on your desk.

I have a playlist of 98 mostly neurofunk tunes that you should play when you play half life 2 instead of listening to the ost (you should leave the sounds on though)

weapons is genuinely the best horror movie I've seen in like forever I saw it a while ago and I can't stop thinking about it. it makes me want more horror movies but I feel like none of them have been as fun and simultaneously well done

too much music goes unreleased despite being amazing because the artist thinks that "era" is gone in electronic music

humans are inventing words at an unprecedented rate and most of them suck but are funny also

Had a dream where I got chased around a classroom by an angry ram

BUG WEAPONS DX OUT NOW

a room with a lot of floating bells and a blue background and gears of time and about a inch deep of extremely reflective water

I need biden to use his machine to make it rainy here

I have angered the local corn spirits

At this point my teeth are growing their own teeth if you think about it tbh

drinking the juice that makes you teleport

what do you do when the paper towel tube you put all your unpopped popcorn kernels in is filled up and now you can't put any more in it? now it's a useless object. do you throw it in the flames?

Ummm newsflash buddy. (If you’re even worth calling that.. pffff.) 1.93+1.21 doesn’t even equal 3.66….

I’m ontologically going to the bathroom

“Glorkglunk what are you doing?” Steam vents. And lying

I have a vision; as a visionary. what if there were a video game which took place in a barren landscape, and facing against our protagonist were various enemies that were in that barren landscape. but one of the ways that you can handle it as a protagonist is to shoot them with a guns.

Guys I think they should make things worse

The sun looks like that because it has JAUNDICE

Mountains aren’t even that big. I’m taller than them because they are so short

Ok yeah you can come over and hang out. But you aren’t going to do anything weird like throw seven grenades at my house again right?

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everyone stop what you're doing and get me the core technology files!

If you put pine nuts in the microwave they probably pop just like corn kernels so you should do it

so basically what you're gonna wanna do is you put your hand in the water, then the fish eats your hand.