The freaking glowing tablet with the knowledge in it is like literally so useful

it's just a frog. for now.

I'm making my sourdough starter woke

have you noticed that the day after tomorrow is always thursday

Fist of rage

colors ranked by how tasty rice is when it's that color

what? you were not a chicken when I put you in this box.

The night knife octopus

It would be so cool to be deep fried and then peel off all my skin after

ah fuck it's the ambush guys

this is your sign to fire the starboard cannon

www..wwwhats that right behind you!!!

Why is there a door here

do you accept payment in the form of two million tiny spiders

Someone was explaining a mathematical concept to me in my dream and as an example she asked me what 9x3 is and laughed at me when I said 27 and successfully gaslit me into thinking it’s 32

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_4... I didn't realize this is literally the blueprint for microfunk

has anyone nightcored excision x rated yet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg6F... I can't stop listening to this

Woaaaa dude… the universe. Woaaaaaa

due to High Demand i am now patreonmaxxing patreon.com/euphee

Ugh…. Typical cute little kitty cat behavior

Happy borthday!!! Happy birthday. Can I have the lighter now. Can I have the lightrer now.

we have to cancel bjork for throwing car parts off the mountain

looks liike today is one of those days where I will literally be listening to music and songs

the sunlit meadows of the night are clearly so bad and they suck ass and I feel like such a oxymoronic biome should have been called out before I had to do it

Quick somebody attack me so I can dodge it really cool and smug

Moog is pronounced Moog

I think that bach is pronounced like batch and chopin is pronounced like choppin'

a lot of real stuff doesn't exist

Hey can I. Come over and cause 263 problems

scrolling to the right on google maps til the map stops repeating

Bread: A poem by glorkglunk Bread Bread Bread Time to eat Bread I will eat a Bread Then I will eat a Human Head

*calls out to the entity on the other side of the mountain* hey so bro. Would you rather be braised in soy sauce or fish sauce. No offense . Haha

I don't think we have to analyze patterns any more. we figured them all out

It that hungers

I put a parm rind in my tomato soup and then just forgot about it and blended it all up but it still tastes good so

I had a dream where I had a knife stuck in my eye and trying to move it was the craziest feeling. I can still feel it. It didn't hurt and I could see so it's not realistic. but the sensation of hallucinating pulling something out of your eye is crazy

My cat always gives me a look when I turn the fan on before we go to bed. You can move out of the way of the fan it’s ok…

Yeaaaaaa

Mister Band Aid

The secret frog

illuminati shadow government airstrike my house w a working packet of dry yeast. you have 5 minutes to respond or I will take matters into my own hands

all my yeast is dead I'm crashing out

“Your cat is going to eat you when you die” ok who else would I want to eat me when I die

1080p girlboss complextro mix heavy drops

I miss having a telepath on the staff

my birthday used to be july 26th but now I've decided it's november 13th because I like that one better

Guys who are not going beddy bye:🤬🤬😡😤☄️ Guys who are going beddy bye:💤🛌🥱☮️✅✅✅

rest in peace glorkglunk.monster