my birthday used to be july 26th but now I've decided it's november 13th because I like that one better

Guys who are not going beddy bye:🤬🤬😡😤☄️ Guys who are going beddy bye:💤🛌🥱☮️✅✅✅

rest in peace glorkglunk.monster

when I was a child I was upside down

Do you guys think if I cut around my finger bones to make a filet and deep fry it it’ll be good. What about if I use my phalanges to make bone broth. Will my cat like it

doing a pre nerf bloodhound step probably feels good as fuck

do I go for glorkglunk.world or glorkglunk.lol or glorkglunk.motorcycles or glorkglunk.mom

Is this a human

when you see a new box it's like. there could be anything in it! like what if there's materials in it? You can say the same thing about non transparent doors and rooms and stuff

if it ain't broke you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix it you have to fix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrzL... vaetxh plonked spectral

I forgot what all the words mean

First time making scallion pancakes

my bluesky handle is gonna cost 20 bucks next month there's no way I'm paying that shit lol rip glorkglunk.monster

I’m going to wrap my cat up in silk and capture her in my web to store her for eating later

I don’t want bones I want a exoskeleton

I would fail the mirror test

I hate flat terrain. if you are giant stretch of plains or perhaps the top of a mesa unfollow right now

remember when everyone was editing glowing red eyes into old paintings to make them scarier? we should bring that back

dude I got some sporendonema casei on my cheese I feel blessed

I want to play a ttrpg

Another day another being eaten by the thing in the woods

I think balsamic vinegar is more elven and wine vinegar is more dwarven

ambient producers always are trying to make something in my room violently vibrate. stop it with that one specifically pitched extremely loud sine wave. I mean yeah it sounds good but

How many dollars does it cost to make the sky pour water out of it. I have 4 dollars

last day for this today

soundcloud.com/rockwell/lon... the drop of this sounds like this emoji 👽

I can't stop this mental tic I've given myself of inserting "and his" between the two words in any compound word and sometimes just in the middle of some multisyllabic words. Like "Pepper and his Roni" or "Water and his Fall"

guys am I gonna get in trouble if I take all things from everyone and eat that which cannot be stolen

if you're not evil why is it thundering ominously and torrentially raining rn

do not forget to add salt in your sourdough bread -a sound designer

I heard that in canada they call their emperor "your canadiance"

would a pineapple still think another pineapple was hot if it had a square grid instead of hexagons

random gumroad sale time 50% code GLORKSUPPLIES yay

what liberals won't tell you is that if you cut the grilled cheese at a diagonal it just makes it easier to dip in soup and serves no other purpose

my love, my sweetheart, my dearest brother, my partner in crime, I would never slip arsenic into your nightly whisky and throw 7 grenades at you

Bro why do you act so out of sorts with regards to our ordeal

Numbers are ok, like if you like them it’s fine, but it’s just that they aren’t big enough, we need some larger numbers

thai green and ice are teas but also lands

what does it mean in fable logic if you literally picked the thorn out of your foot multiple times and nothing changed

nonono I love it when a hole opens in the sky and a lot of really high quality meat pours out of it. I feel like it's good to have food

Simpletons: one time I walked around ahhahah it was fun Me: oh yeah? One time my heart exploded like a bomb seriously

*goes missing in the forest*

I made tomato soup so tailored to my own tastes that I feel like I can defeat anyone

I have unfortunately made the decision that cats are too cute, therefore I will be eating them all, even the ones that are bigger and stronger than I am

ok I have some tips: Tip number 1: smear a bunch of bug guts on your desk.

I have a playlist of 98 mostly neurofunk tunes that you should play when you play half life 2 instead of listening to the ost (you should leave the sounds on though)

weapons is genuinely the best horror movie I've seen in like forever I saw it a while ago and I can't stop thinking about it. it makes me want more horror movies but I feel like none of them have been as fun and simultaneously well done

too much music goes unreleased despite being amazing because the artist thinks that "era" is gone in electronic music

humans are inventing words at an unprecedented rate and most of them suck but are funny also