I live w a cat that will just paw on nearby walls instead of covering her pee and/or poo

I normally don't talk business stuff a whole ton on this account bc it's mostly just shitposting but I'm planning to stop promoting my gumroad and find another platform soon so I'm doing 40% off on everything on there right now w code GOOGBYE for the next few weeks. glorkglunk.gumroad.com

You know that thing about the snail that is always moving towards you and trying to kill you? What if it was a deep sea fish? It’d basically be the same discussion tbh

Im probly not the only person who has done this but I was just listening to music in the shower and I tried to adjust my phone’s volume with the hot knob

nopal tempura sushi

planets are so much worse than hanging out with your friends

Maybe it’s a good thing if you start freaking out. Maybe you’re actually supposed to smash the ancient vase and scream. It may be normal

they say if you die in minecraft you don't die in real life, but at our startup we aim to change that

okay, the mailman. it's time to die. for putting things in my mailbox you have to die for doing that. just kidding

yeah no offense but his wife kinda turned into the eyeball creature

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I am going to eat this and bloom into a beautiful floral blossom

gonna start pretending like "as expected from someone who doesn't make their own bread for their sandwiches" is an actual insult and not just a side effect of me being inside too much

I am on the verge of literally posting on blue sky

You know the numbers on the date, they I feel like they usually go up like every night

the protagonists of the x files are sculder and mully

I can remember all the numbers. 378,425. bet you guys forgot about that one, huh?

im going to make a restaurant chain startup. it is going to be called "terrible sandwiches" our whole thing is that our sandwiches are bad

We’re rolling owl rot

Kenjamin donut gaiden

I can’t believe it’s already thursday

When you are doing dishes and touch your phone and it subscribes you to claritin™ on you tube

don't you hate when you wake up and you gotta scrape all the strawberries that grew off your bed and your windows

Around that time, strange things began to happen.

I disagree with everything

When I was a child I thought quebec was in southwest asia

‼️TIP ‼️ before using "Software" go to the "Settings" page. it is also sometimes known as "Options". from there, turn all the "Settings" and "Options" to on.

I want to bread and deep fry my hair. crispy treat for my enemies

there's just this giant mongster

I get the feeling my cat doesn’t even care about secrets of strixhaven. Like maybe she’s toxic and I just never saw it

This salad sucks ass. It needs more forgotten and abandoned souls in it

You're laughing. We are trapped in the Bone Forest and you're fucking laughing.

Toilent hill

I am legitimately so obsessed w the concept of blending huitlacoche with japanese cuisine like this is the most bullshit texan weeaboo shit. but I can't escape from the idea that it's going to be the best thing ever

one thing about me is when I walk around I literally end up in like a DIFFERENT place than before I was walking around most of the time

I must climb up the roof

Human skin chicharron

lets bring back the tide pod challenge

*throws my glass of red wine on the carpet* DAMNIT! See to it that he's captured AT ONCE!

I walked to the park and what I found SHOCKED ME

thank you for the vouch so much, can't wait to see these filters! Likewise, if you like FM synthesis, make sure to check out Ghost. it's one of the most unique workflows for FM synthesis out there

Dude fuck steppes grow some trees you coward. You weakling

I just realized the arrow of my rays

people are always so mad when I put a gallon of oil on their head and then throw 20 eggs at them but it's like when I put mayonnaise in my hair nobody even cares about me.

fuck my stupid ass glamer goose

this was a half joke post when I made it but seeing a lot of the best underground pop I think it's kinda a serious thing now

you can't just ask someone why they're squid themed

Straight uppond down!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z7m...

bro is trapped in a fierce vortex of ice