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The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.

At least somebody is thinking about this. Shame the government are too terrified of upsetting the tech billionaires and Trump and are obsessed with AI magic beans

Well this is awful

Never stop Scottish Fitba

Who knew the P&J could do some good?

It’s extraordinary watching the architect of modern triangulation still solidly convinced the answer to every political problem is “but have you considered becoming the Conservatives?”

Honestly the guy should retire. His body surely can't continue to take all these crashes?

Think something maybe went wrong between #strava and #zwift

Good to get the disappointment out the way early. Jesus, if he's too feart when campaigning to a left leaning electorate in the labour party we've got no chance if he ever becomes PM and needs to appeal to the seething mass of racists that is the UK

Fucking hell America. Long since stopped believing x or y would be the thing for them to sort their shit out be surely this takes the corruption to a whole new level?

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Peak Scottish Fitba

So the game never actually finished?

Choose Love

Just watched the highlights. One of the most bonkers finishes to a stage I've ever seen

This

Refusing to work with Reform UK isn't just the prerogative of other parties, particularly the SNP in minority govt, but it's exactly what their voters want. 52% of voters do not want Reform to have any influence over the Scottish Govt, including 65% of SNP voters.

Clear the system is broken but just like at Westminster Holyrood won't do a thing about it

How about this as some headlines: *Reform went backwards on last year *Results in line with their falling poll score *They underperformed their polls in Scotland *If this had been a General, they wouldn't have won a majority even when the govt is phenomenally unpopular Bit of a different story?

The perfect result - a big big beast of politics loses, history is made as a party wins it for the first time, and there's a man dressed as a giant bird to protest hunting birds or something.

In Havering, Reform won 71% of the seats on 36% vote share. In Ealing, Labour won 66% of the seats on 30% of votes. In Westminster, the Tories won 59% of the seats on 35% of the vote. In Sutton, 44% of the vote gave the Lib Dems 93% of the seats. Under FPTP, whoever wins, the voters lose.

Fucking shambles again

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Well this is depressing but also shows aping Reform isn't persuading anyone on either flank go vote for you. I'm not a Labour voter but for the sake of any kind of progressive future and chance of keeping reform out they need to sort their shit out and do it quickly

Likely to be best place for results tomorrow

On my way to the polling station and just passed a knackered looking Anas Sarwar and friends knocking doors in Simshill

Fucking sort yourselves out North East Scotland

So many seats on such fine margins. Turnout the deciding factor? Hopefully more good guys and less fash

Another major poll on the evening before the election, and once again it's showing record Green results. In many regions the last seats will come down to Green vs Reform vs Labour. If you #VoteGreen on the peach ballot you'll help us beat Reform, and secure a progressive pro-independence majority.

Ridiculous the Electoral Commission allowed this situation again

We're told that Scotland is overrun with asylum seekers. But actually, fewer than 7,000 people are seeking asylum here. That’s only 0.12% of the total population. They wouldn’t even fill Falkirk football stadium. Get the facts here: https://ow.ly/uLW950YQZti

While Israel commits genocide in Palestine, Labour sell them weapons and train their army. #stvdebate

Reform representing the working man ...

Shame on labour for not even bothering to turn up.

And this is why labour will lose and lose badly. They've accepted the premise and rather than arguing the case for immigration and explaining the real reason for shortages etc they are looking for ways of fixing an imaged "root cause" which of course they can't so pushing voters away, left and right

Tomorrow's front page 📰 King Charles's visit to meet Donald Trump 'is a national humiliation'

All it's missing is some japester tea bagging him

We've all heard rumors that people seeking asylum live in 5-star hotels, get loads of money from the government and live in luxury. In reality, that couldn't be further from the truth. Get the facts on seeking asylum here: https://scottishrefugeecouncil.org.uk/immigration-the-facts/

Fuck, I mean this sincerely, off.

It's ok Shabana we fucked off a long time ago.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Schroedingers Strait of Hormuz

“During the 2022 men’s World Cup in Qatar, official ticket-holders received free access to Doha’s metro system throughout the tournament. Similarly, at the 2024 European Championship in Germany, match ticket holders also had access to free public transport on game day in host cities.”

Drilling for more oil won't cut bills. To cut bills and create jobs we need to continue the move towards renewable energy.

Glasgow vibes 😍

What a race! What a win! Wout finally does it! ....and means Pog will be back again next year!!! 😁

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