I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Where's an acme rocket launcher when you need one?

TRUMP: they based the Star Wars on me. Jeremy Lucas, two foot tall, tiny eyes, he says "Mr Trump, you are Ham Sono. it was you I pictured, kissing the princess and shaving that big hairy dog man. I am your father." Ham Sorbet. dead now, such a shame. BBC NEWS: Trump deescalates border tensions

BBC feed for this is just verbatim quoting of federal officials with no added context that they are lying and trying to stoke even more violence. Do your fucking job BBC

What the hell happened at pittodrie today? Expect a return to the usual mediocre fair next week as I've just bought a ticket off the back of this

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Storming first half from #pollok With best goal of the season from Stuart McCann to make it 2-0 HT #MTLN

Mortality rates: Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100K Viagra 4/100K Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K) More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.

Yet again we are the stupidest timeline possible.

Ben Jennings Cartoon in today's Guardian. Brilliant.

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

AI like VAR is promoted as making things better but just makes everything much worse

We are dependent on the US thanks to Trident so we're terrified to upset them too much. The US certainly isn't any kind of ally we can rely on currently and you'd hope that our government and military and security services realise that

Absolutely sensational stuff in Morocco

I have just presented Celtic's 1967 European trophy to Stenhousemuir. Thank you for your attention to this utter bullshit. 💚

It wasn’t the racism. It wasn’t the rule breaking. It wasn’t the corruption. No Jenrick gets removed for plotting. Politics for too many leaders is just a game, and not a moral one. It’s why people are crying out for hope.

Looking at you UK

Do child pornographers usually work with government to ensure they are fully compliant with the law?

The fucking state of Tice

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

We live in the stupidest and worst time line

TBF he has God on his side while Starmer just has Morgan McSweeney

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

If there was a child porn factory down the road, it’d be closed immediately. The Govt’s response wouldn’t be “hang on, they let us print flyers there too”.

Of course I knew they were hypocrites and this is the most corrupt administration ever but this is staggering

I know this isn't the point but Greenland, being Danish, is part of NATO and therefore a) not a threat to US national security and b) actually part of its defence. There is already a US base there.

If you believe in freedom of speech you should not be on twitter anymore. All they have their is controlled speech and #NaziNonces

Doesn't he mean special military operation?

Well indeed

Noticeable, and shameful, and fully expected, to note the countries absent from this statement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZwu... here is the bit for people who are unfamiliar btw

Evergreen post

Happy New Year from Glasgow

Almost tempted to watch the EPL tonight for a change

The British political system is utterly broken

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All this and I discovered I can't even get an ESTA as I've been to Cuba. Would need a full tourist visa. Would love to see Scotland in a World Cup but will save my money and visit a country that actually wants me there and isn't going to price gouge at every opportunity

This is unbelievable. Can't believe Robin Ince has been chased out of the BBC for refusing to bend to the bigots.

Go on, and I've never said this before, yersel' Anas

Spot on

Amazing kids

With the BBC continually being attacked from all sides it's nice to be able to say something positive. #bbcglobaleye on bbc2 is excellent. Bit like Unreported World on Channel 4 it's interesting reportage that would otherwise not easily be found.

Copenhagen 🇩🇰 cyclists saved society $1.61 per mile traveled in 2022. Cars cost society $0.29 per mile traveled.

Great win yesterday but what can be done about wee twats singing about the Ibrox disaster? Absolutely delighted to discover a new song I'd not heard before 🤮 Also allegedly (presumably same twats) singing about hating refugees. Need to get these cunts out of pittodrie

Classic World Cup Draw

1. Scotland 2. Everyone else 3. England

Falkirk stands in solidarity with all those seeking safety. We will not allow these hateful, divisive narratives to bring our communities down ❤️

This is great to see ✊🏾 All out against the fash.

Who's this and what's he done with the PM?