Caulifractal

I bet this is something his mother said to him growing up. This was how he was treated and so he treats everyone else this way.

I told them to use polyester film capacitors and not the vodka capacitors, but do they ever listen??

I would kind of love if Apple was the tech company to be like “eh we don’t really need to compete on AI, let’s be the ones to champion human creativity instead.” youtube.com/shorts/C3uLR...

His disciplinary report has been leaked and it says he gets one less donut per week until the end of 2025. Harsh, but fair.

Aurora borealis is strong in Colorado tonight.

I can’t wait to see what creative people with Dremels will do with these. 😈

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

Why don’t you just send your state police to rough them up a little bit? Oh wait. That’s just for the Illinois citizens protesting nazis.

Ohhhh…. Shame! We haven’t tried that before.

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

FUCK. YOU.

Let him cook.

Chuck Schumer’s spirit animal.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

There is so much stupid in this world.

bye loser

She’s delusional. It would never happen.

Ezra Douthglesias™️

Bitch, cry more about it.

Girl, ew, no. We broke up.

I bet Schumer and Jeffries called Cuomo to apologize last night.

Yes we did.

Look at this fuckin jamoke.

Election Day! I dropped my ballot off yesterday, but there’s plenty of time to vote if there’s an election happening in your area.

Hey Colorado, reminder for today's voting, let's keep all kids in Colorado fed. Vote YES on LL and MM!

Good. Now flush him down the toilet with the rest of the shit.

Is that clear? Don’t make me tell you again. (Photo from Reddit)

Noooooo...

Chuckie, you know you don’t have what it takes to meet the moment here. Stop cosplaying as an opposition leader.

I’ve got a new business selling dad jokes. The humor is really apparent.

Trump take seeing mom at Christmas.

Phew. That was close.

This is fucking amazing

John Fetterman represents an incredibly important and underserved demographic. Future family annihilators have long been ignored by those in power. That ends now.

“And there’s also pigeons, and soda cans. And steam comes right up out of the street! Did I mention pigeons?”

Dude's an op.

It’s a big tent for ex-Blackwater/ torture camp guards with Nazi tattoos. - The Democrats®

It’s Excessive Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

It’s Excessive Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

We know you’re not a secret Nazi. The photos you posted of your Nazi tattoo and your very public Reddit posts are no secret. ffs.

Mayonnaise on wonder bread says what?

Jesus F-in Christ, I feel like I’m in a DeLillo novel.

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular." Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect." Do y'all hear yourselves?!

Too little, too late, you fucking nazi.

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...