Oh you’re whimsical? Are you turning Forza Horizon 6 into your own cars universe by giving all your cars windshield eyes level of whimsical?

watching a basketball team meltdown that isn’t the blazers ownership group is refreshing

“How is Brunson getting all these opportunities?” Have you all looked at who was guarding him at the end of that quarter? That’s how!

we see you and we lose all respect for you

Firing everyone's friends and neighbors will surely increase ticket sales

My biggest criticism of Dundon from the beginning, which he admitted to on the podcast the other day, is that he does not get the ways in which the NBA doesn't work like the NHL and the things you have to pay for there. Today is certainly an example of that.

What do we want? These two gone! When do we want it? YESTERDAY!

Portland

experiencing too much grief to even feel anything about the blazers layoffs… so I guess that’s the grief silver lining?

drown my sorrows in basketball overtimes please

hasn't Buffalo suffered enough

I hate being reminded that you should tell your people you love them before it’s too late

sometimes life’s problems require complex thoughtful solutions and sometimes they just require noodles

10am Pronto Pups like a true Oregonian

Editing Chris Dudley out of courtside celebration photos because he doesn’t deserve to be there

Last place in the power rankings beating first place in the power rankings to get their first reignited franchise win! You bet I’m crying!

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

If anyone was wondering we’re on game two of the regular season and I am still EMOTIONAL!

The amount of Knicks fans in that building is EMBARRASSING for the entire state of Pennsylvania

pull the ping pong balls live or don’t air it at all!

I’m not crying you’re crying…just kidding I’m definitely crying

The Portland Fire are about to play regular season basketball again and I am EMOTIONAL!

THE PORTLAND FIRE PLAY REGULAR SEASON BASKETBALL TODAY IN THE CITY OF PORTLAND OREGON!!!!!

Happy WNBA opening day to all who celebrate! …and if you don’t celebrate what is wrong with you?!

espresso spritz season is upon us and not enough people are drinking them!

Ashanti and free shirts?! …Dundon and Sheel gotta be feeling extra cheap this fine Monday

The Portland Fire playing in the Rose Garden today…and I’m crying again!

espn really said are you hyped for game 7? great now get ready to sob uncontrollably

That bounce is giving me déjà vu

Good news for the Pistons is they aren’t the Hawks and the good news for the Hawks is that they aren’t the Warriors

God it feels good to hate Seattle for a basketball-related reason again.

At what point will I stop getting teary eyed realizing this isn’t a dream and the Portland Fire are really back?

Blazers are out so playoff stress is over, right? WRONG! Now I’m just super concerned about the baby sitting court-side in LA. NBA players are historically large and babies are historically small

The NBA season may be over for Rip City but the friendships last forever! I honestly don’t know what I would do with myself without these incredible women!

It took me a while to find this pic. I also met @cassidyfense.bsky.social and @catrenzer.bsky.social because of the Blazers. These ladies, along with Tara, are three of the funniest, warmest, smartest ball knowers (and Bravo knowers) in any room.

Don’t be sad because we lost be happy because in 11 days the Portland Fire play a regular season game! #RipCity

You know who doesn’t get to experience this level of sadness? Warriors fans because they didn’t make the playoffs

At least we didn’t force a concussed player to play through a concussion and that’s a win in my book!

intellectually I was prepared for this series…emotionally I was not

Malika is incredible why are they forcing her to do mid game player interviews in the playoffs?!

you know my motto…just survive the 3rd quarter

I know no exclamation point bounds when the playoffs hit!!!!!!!!

Louder for the owners in the back!!

Breaking every real doctor’s order for concussion recovery is a choice…

I think Sheel should suggest to Dundon that he downsize from his 13,556-square-foot home to save some money instead of downsizing the fan experience.

Malika Andrews dancing with the Blazer dancers at 9:30am while reporting feels like a good sign to start the morning

Fell asleep and woke up to this spectacle

So happy for CJ So sad for Josh Hart That’s the Rip City lifestyle

If Sheel and Dundon decide to axe a mascot let me tell ya they are going to have to deal with an irate me which neither of those men could handle

How long does it take to recover from all you can eat Korean BBQ? Asking for my digestive tract