The diagnosis every POTSy NBA fan was screaming at their TV during the playoffs

someone call the fbi the blazers are stealing this ball

Steph’s shooting motion is one of the most recognizable motions in sports and that was absolutely not said motion

first wedgie of the year! if that’s not a good luck charm I don’t know what is!

North by North Western Bacon Cheeseburger

Calabro’s “HOW DARE YOU!” From last night hits extra hard today

we’ve reached Tim Robinson levels of “make em uncomfortable”

Sports networks and leagues addressing the gambling issues...

I have lived a thousand lives since I woke up *checks clock* 4 hours ago

Oh the lengths to which people will go to bury the fact that Jerami Grant had 29 points off the bench. #RipCity

if yall want to really frustrate yourself today know that the league acted swiftly in getting chauncey out of the paint while letting convicted felon domestic abusers make millions playing on the court

I’m sorry my brain is supposed to just function after all that has happened this morning? Absolutely not let’s try again tomorrow

My biggest problem when we hired Billups was the gang rape accusations and the lack of acknowledgment despite being asked questions When Billups finally talked about the accusations he said he learned not to surround himself with the wrong people And now we are here

this the type of shit that makes me want to call into an AM sports radio show

All of this feels icky

An arrested head coach before coffee!

Just woke up

Well I had a lot of fun for 44ish minutes of the 48 played and that counts for something!

“HOW DARE YOU!”

Feeling star struck watching Jrue Holiday in a Blazers jersey

Suck it, Jerami haters! You know who you are.

Using a challenge faster than Draymond got a T was an interesting decision

Oh I am full crying now

I think it just really hit me that Damian Lillard is a Blazer again

Free basketball that is also taking the Lakers off TV, what a wonderful day

If you thought they were booing Durant before get ready of OT 2

A non-call on a CHRIS WEBBER on OPENING NIGHT!

11 days without professional basketball was too many days

Kevin Durant booing the OKC fans booing him

Pregame thought…Someone let Vince Carter and his knees sit down! Give that man a chair!

It is so beautiful! Hang it in the Louvre…. but keep a back up just in case someone tries to steal it!

Me counting down the seconds until NBA tip off

NBC has the chance to rage bait an entire sports fandom tomorrow by just not using roundball rock

I blame my 1995 t-ball coach when for squashing any love of baseball I could’ve had when he made girls play outfield and let the boys play the bases

0 sleeps to Blazers re-sign day 2 sleeps til NBA regular season 3 sleeps til the Blazers season

FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS

My favorite movie as a child was Robin Hood so it has always been and always will be…

Big Dumper is a top tier sports nickname

I have thoughts about the head coach hiring

I think this is the winter where I lock down an at home croissant recipe/method unless someone wants to buy me a dough laminator

CONGRATULATIONS MARINERS FANS YOU DESERVE THIS!

There is nothing like tuning into the “end” of a playoff game of a sport you don’t follow only to end up pacing around like a die hard fan feeling like you may vomit from the stress

Me an hour into watching baseball: how do people do this? It takes forever Me watching tennis: I hope this match takes 8 hours

I like the part where the people booed Cathy. #WNBA

Those boos for Kathy were beautiful

That’s a wrap on the W season. Pay the players what they deserve so we have a season next season because… THE PORTLAND FIRE ARE GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

Ejecting a coach in an elimination game of the finals for that is WILD and further shows why the league needs better trained refs

injuries are bad but an injury in the finals somehow feels worse

I’m just a girl desperately wanting to live in the Star Trek universe but forced to live through Star Wars

Blazers fans I love you, I am one of you, you know this… but watching the preseason over a WNBA finals game?!