rip city coffee captain
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The feminine urge to buy a flame thrower and just fuck things up
about 1 year ago
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Oh you’re whimsical? Are you turning Forza Horizon 6 into your own cars universe by giving all your cars windshield eyes level of whimsical?
about 12 hours ago
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watching a basketball team meltdown that isn’t the blazers ownership group is refreshing
5 days ago
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“How is Brunson getting all these opportunities?” Have you all looked at who was guarding him at the end of that quarter? That’s how!
5 days ago
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we see you and we lose all respect for you
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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weird lil goblin
6 days ago
Firing everyone's friends and neighbors will surely increase ticket sales
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Sean Highkin
6 days ago
My biggest criticism of Dundon from the beginning, which he admitted to on the podcast the other day, is that he does not get the ways in which the NBA doesn't work like the NHL and the things you have to pay for there. Today is certainly an example of that.
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What do we want? These two gone! When do we want it? YESTERDAY!
6 days ago
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Rose Harding 김윤지
6 days ago
Portland
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experiencing too much grief to even feel anything about the blazers layoffs… so I guess that’s the grief silver lining?
6 days ago
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drown my sorrows in basketball overtimes please
6 days ago
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Sam Lloyd
6 days ago
hasn't Buffalo suffered enough
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I hate being reminded that you should tell your people you love them before it’s too late
7 days ago
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sometimes life’s problems require complex thoughtful solutions and sometimes they just require noodles
9 days ago
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10am Pronto Pups like a true Oregonian
11 days ago
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Editing Chris Dudley out of courtside celebration photos because he doesn’t deserve to be there
12 days ago
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Last place in the power rankings beating first place in the power rankings to get their first reignited franchise win! You bet I’m crying!
12 days ago
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
12 days ago
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If anyone was wondering we’re on game two of the regular season and I am still EMOTIONAL!
12 days ago
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The amount of Knicks fans in that building is EMBARRASSING for the entire state of Pennsylvania
15 days ago
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pull the ping pong balls live or don’t air it at all!
15 days ago
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I’m not crying you’re crying…just kidding I’m definitely crying
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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The Portland Fire are about to play regular season basketball again and I am EMOTIONAL!
15 days ago
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THE PORTLAND FIRE PLAY REGULAR SEASON BASKETBALL TODAY IN THE CITY OF PORTLAND OREGON!!!!!
16 days ago
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Happy WNBA opening day to all who celebrate! …and if you don’t celebrate what is wrong with you?!
17 days ago
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espresso spritz season is upon us and not enough people are drinking them!
18 days ago
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Ashanti and free shirts?! …Dundon and Sheel gotta be feeling extra cheap this fine Monday
21 days ago
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The Portland Fire playing in the Rose Garden today…and I’m crying again!
22 days ago
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espn really said are you hyped for game 7? great now get ready to sob uncontrollably
22 days ago
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That bounce is giving me déjà vu
23 days ago
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Good news for the Pistons is they aren’t the Hawks and the good news for the Hawks is that they aren’t the Warriors
23 days ago
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Rose Harding 김윤지
25 days ago
God it feels good to hate Seattle for a basketball-related reason again.
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At what point will I stop getting teary eyed realizing this isn’t a dream and the Portland Fire are really back?
25 days ago
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Blazers are out so playoff stress is over, right? WRONG! Now I’m just super concerned about the baby sitting court-side in LA. NBA players are historically large and babies are historically small
25 days ago
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The NBA season may be over for Rip City but the friendships last forever! I honestly don’t know what I would do with myself without these incredible women!
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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Rose Harding 김윤지
26 days ago
It took me a while to find this pic. I also met
@cassidyfense.bsky.social
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@catrenzer.bsky.social
because of the Blazers. These ladies, along with Tara, are three of the funniest, warmest, smartest ball knowers (and Bravo knowers) in any room.
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Don’t be sad because we lost be happy because in 11 days the Portland Fire play a regular season game!
#RipCity
26 days ago
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You know who doesn’t get to experience this level of sadness? Warriors fans because they didn’t make the playoffs
26 days ago
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At least we didn’t force a concussed player to play through a concussion and that’s a win in my book!
29 days ago
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intellectually I was prepared for this series…emotionally I was not
29 days ago
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Malika is incredible why are they forcing her to do mid game player interviews in the playoffs?!
29 days ago
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you know my motto…just survive the 3rd quarter
29 days ago
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I know no exclamation point bounds when the playoffs hit!!!!!!!!
29 days ago
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Louder for the owners in the back!!
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29 days ago
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Breaking every real doctor’s order for concussion recovery is a choice…
29 days ago
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I think Sheel should suggest to Dundon that he downsize from his 13,556-square-foot home to save some money instead of downsizing the fan experience.
29 days ago
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Malika Andrews dancing with the Blazer dancers at 9:30am while reporting feels like a good sign to start the morning
29 days ago
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Fell asleep and woke up to this spectacle
29 days ago
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So happy for CJ So sad for Josh Hart That’s the Rip City lifestyle
about 1 month ago
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If Sheel and Dundon decide to axe a mascot let me tell ya they are going to have to deal with an irate me which neither of those men could handle
about 1 month ago
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How long does it take to recover from all you can eat Korean BBQ? Asking for my digestive tract
about 1 month ago
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