So far, generative AI in the workplace is very ‘I’ve saved myself a few minutes and created hours of unnecessary work for you’. I fucking hate it.

You know ‘voice reveals’ are great for training deepfakes how to impersonate you…

So, the things I buy online on a whim often turn out to be crap. But this? Thiiiiiis?

I have a pair of cheap in-ear headphones that I use for the gym. I haven’t seen them for weeks and was convinced I had lost them, but I haven’t because MY PHONE KEEPS FUCKING CONNECTING TO THEM. They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.

If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?

Love that the Christmas tree came down today and it finally started snowing. Maybe it’s me that’ll fall next.

January me, ‘circling back’ on all those to-do list items that December me said could ‘wait until the new year’:

These are unsettling times.

I’d tell them they’re 29 hours early, but there are fireworks almost daily at ours. The joys of living opposite a cemetery.

The little social group that my husband and I founded in 2017, Gay City Bowlers, became a Community Interest Company, became a National Lottery ‘good cause’, and launched into three new cities.

I want to go to Australia, specifically Sydney, so I can at all those places that fun girl gets takeout from and eats in her car.

Bloody love this Villa team. Never know when they’re beaten. Never!

Chelsea’s left flank

It’s a football football football football kind of day

Fireworks at 10.30pm.

My bubble and squeak game remains unmatched

Schedulers picked the right game for the late kick-off in the Championship eh

Cemented clever shit status by winning the family game of Trivial Pursuit

I am so unbelievably full, I feel like I could explode at any moment. I’m like a good burrata.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Quite a simple New Year’s resolution this year but it’s to perform Christmas Wrapping at karaoke at some point in 2026.

I have taken some solace, on this December night, that I am smarter than all of these ‘celebrity Masterminds’.

"Live within your means" they say, then cry at the prospect of being taxed more because they're well over 3x the national average salary. We want to be able to do more, they want to be able to do everything.

Well this now seems incredibly poignant in light of today’s news.

Do you think he’s Driving Home for Christmas?

Wake Up Dead Man is great btw. Good film, nice addition to the trilogy, some nice social commentary in it. Kerry Washington absolutely devours every scene.

Fair warning to anyone I bump into later at Eagle. I’ve had a haircut and it’s one of those ones where I feel extra fit. I’m insufferably confident today.

This afternoon I’m off to a daytime disco. With straight people. The weekend before Christmas. I have no reference points for what an appropriate outfit is.

The pub had the shittiest mirror in the disabled bathroom and that was the only reason I was in there I swear I promises

Something something hairy tiddies

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

I cannot believe the same actor who played Prince Charles in The Crown now has me an inch and a half dilated watching Wake Up Dead Man.

🤝 Arsenal 1-1 Manchester City ✅ Aston Villa 1-0 Manchester City ✅ Aston Villa 2-1 Arsenal Of the three games played between this season's top 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 in the Premier League, Aston Villa are the only side with a win, and they have 𝐓𝐖𝐎.  #AVFC

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

The real disgrace in UK's welfare bill is that so much of it is spent on people in work. We are subsidising jobs that do not pay enough to live on. If we genuinely made sure work paid a decent living, then we would not have such a high bill.

🚨✅ Aston Villa have won 𝐒𝐈𝐗 Premier League games in a row for the first time in the history of the competition❗️ #AVFC

Absolutely did not deserve that win today.

Name an actor who has an iconic voice.

Whats your brain doing if it thinks gunning down innocent humans is the right course of action. Fuck off.

There’s something so cunty about your football club being recognisable just by a single, unique identifiable word divorced from its location. Villa. Palace. Forest. Wednesday. Exquisite.

Was wondering how to spice up my work Xmas do outfit. Turns out the answer was gold paint and a bit of herbaceous trim.

Come with me And you’ll see What I’m on so many medications

Our information environment is in such a mess. WHY is this a news alert? No wonder everyone's morale is low. The nonsense opinion, of a deliberately-inflammatory man, being pushed to thousands of people. For what purpose?

Arrest this man.

Wolves deserve to be relegated for that goal alone. Criminal play from Andre.

I wouldn’t take a doxycycline on a stomach this empty on the day after Homobloc so pray tell why am I drinking my third Corona of the afternoon?

What WASN’T welcome at Homobloc yesterday were all the girlies sexually assaulting the gay men in fetishwear. Kindly remove your greasy fingers from leather that costs more than your whole life. Skin is not consent, which I’d hoped they of all people would know.

The gays going to Homobloc: ‘What shall we wear, what shall we wear? Let’s all wear MESH and head-to-toe BLACK!’ A little imagination, please.

Homobloc was very fun. I looked hot in my silly little outfit. I met some sexy boys. And I haven’t not had enough sleep.

Being 40 in 2025 is having your flu shot at 11am and going to a queer rave at 6pm.