I love Invincible. I love that it's gory. Exceedingly so. But I just watched a scene that had me continually switching between repulsed and amused that I have no idea what to feel anymore.

It's almost as if they're saying that there should be a separation of state and church. What a novel idea.

Right Wing: Muslims are taking over to change us to Sharia Law Left wing: They aren't, it's not a literal law, and the church isn't supposed to run the state RW: we're a Christian nation, they should leave The Pope: We shouldn't evicerate a nation RW: The Pope should stay out of politics 😂

The greatest irony of the (incel) men saying toxic masculinity isn't real is their hatred of aggressive an controlling behaviour from inability to control their emotions being used as the indicators. And yet every fucking one will say women can't do certain things because they're "too emotional".

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Fair play to the homeless person who is taking care to freshen up their toilet 👀

Daily Mail today, left without comment

Walking like I've been ram-raided by a rugby team, because of 3 sets of 86kg leg adductors 🥵

Every fibre of my being screamed at me to stay in bed. But. Let it be known I only got out of bed because it's leg day, and I sure as hell was not going to do that after work.

Musk reposting this as an advert for Grok? Fuck's sake. The top 3 signs of somewhere supposedly moving towards communism are the literal definition and 3 pillars of communism? Imagine my surprise

I'm gonna get kicked out of this gym, aren't I

Not the EU regarding the accepted "average" adult as weighing 60kg. Fuck them, calling me fat. We were right to leave.

Personal use only, mate, no intent to supply

These guys who take literally 2 hours or more to reply, then get angry at your audacity to have gotten on with your normal life and aren't immediately available to them, make me laugh so much.

Calisthenics instructor was just yelling at me "spread your legs! Spread them more!" and I could see the bottoms among us getting really horny.

Walking to calisthenics and seeing a guy I met last night walking home... He says "how are you going gym already?". Smugly, I answer "because I was smart and left before the club"

Bought her a Snorlax tshirt that was wildly smaller than advertised, and she kept it as aspirational. So, now it fits, naturally, I have to make a joke. And a good one.

As ever, I've reached the end of my week off angry at achieving nothing, even though that was my entire plan.

The annoying thing about the gay agenda is I spend months explicitly NOT looking at thirst traps on insta, to have a wholesome timeline, then BAM! One accident and it's all topless hasbeens and wannabes. All my TV, gaming and memes replaced by abs, judgement and shit opinion pieces.

I want to go back in time to when Kylie Jenner tried to trademark her first name and even the straights were like "sit down, bitch". Things were so much simpler.

Genuinely, as I approached the curve, the canal overflowed. It's submerging the path more with every second, as you can see

The beer jacket ran out approximately half way to the gym and it's 6°C 🥶

You best believe this typo is doing the mileage.

Raging because I told a pub quiz team a chemistry answer and they didn't believe me, despite my saying I've a fucking chemistry degree. They lost the round. And they have the decency to be sorry.

Love the right wing rags getting a rage. hard-on for Polanski's stance on controlling drugs, when Farage is out here calling for the removal of the smoking ban so 2 of the state-sanctioned addictions can be enjoyed simultaneously, again.

I found book banks in Manchester are miles away or only open for a small window of time, so... I'm now at 2 days in a row of filling the little library in the park with my old books. Hope they're appreciated.

Americans "winning with no boots on the ground" and slating NATO for not helping, which WOULD have sent more in to die, are effectively the same argument. NATO not sending Europeans to die forced this end. "Diplomacy", I think they call it, when Trump forces someone's hand. Peak America.

I've decided that I will get a white dog, name it Baggie and start yelling "Baggie! Here! Come here Baggie!" in gay areas.

This is me for the next hour. Snack, shiraz, sofa, snooze.

The whole of the UK right now

I speak pussy

I've always said every new invention serves to just making life a bit simpler, resulting in lazier people, not have them become healthier more fulfilled or constructive. But I could get on board with the physical. But now we've AI thinking for people as well? How is this not seen as a crisis.

A riot, I beg, to make monumental fuckwits stop making up new phrases for everyday things, pandering to the nouveau lazy, encouraged by these same fuckwits, to seem edgy, trendy and helpful. They're not. "Friction-maxxing". Honestly, fuck this click-bait world.

4 people within a week have made a joke at, or criticised, me for only using Grindr when I'm in a certain kind of mood. Or not at all, for large periods of time. Is the addiction so strong that life without it is unfathomable? We aren't in the shadows now, girlies.

Is it OK to keep a video of your gym crush if you were already filming and he came over to compliment you and stretch next to you? Asking for a friend.

You know you have a good relationship with your manager when you mess up on your last day before a week off and she doesn't make a single complaint that she'll have to clear it up in your stead.

My "so anyway" post got so many DMs 😂 Mostly taking the piss, but still.

There's a toddler no more than 5 on the street, walking and bouncing a ball, saying "I'm in me mum's car, brum brum" and YES VINE PARENTS

"So anyway"

Of course I enter a Baklawa addiction phase when Asda has loads on offer

The way I have to keep a straight face when guys walking around in just a jock complain about the cold. The effort should earn me a medal 💀

Standing in the cold, working, wondering how amazing it would feel to be in a hot spring. I need one in my life.

Lock up your DILFs, I've decorated a 3-fucking-floor club and I am ready to fu-- work all night.

I had a big boy nap ahead of the shift tonight. 2 hours. And I'll still have no energy until approximately 4am when it closes.

Sorry, but if you put "we're a cute couple aren't we?" on a post, the answer is no.

Me: oh wow, it's a giant pink wafer! Him: what did you just call me? Me: a faggot

The "green insta" photo last night is doing the numbers 🫣

Yvette Cooper condemning Iran for "holding the world's economy to ransom" was so stupidly blind, I genuinely laughed out loud. Yes, love. Generally, when people get bombed to fuck, they retaliate in damaging ways Also ironic, given the people using the strait hold the world to ransom, via economics

Working on that back arch

It's actually quite interesting watching the Right wingers get whipped up and go into meltdown over the King's (lack of) official Easter speech. I googled it and the previous queen gave just 1 herself. During covid. But Sausage Fingers not doing one is a betrayal? Propaganda. It's pure propaganda.