Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

Okay so on Sunday I’m bringing back an act that has been with me for a long time but got put on the back burner due to Irreconcilable Music Differences™️ between me and my manager and it’s important for y’all to know that I don’t think the g string could get any smaller.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

It’s happening !! Retro Strip Show is coming back on August 31st! The early bird tickets sold out immediately 🥲 I can’t explain how grateful I am to be able to have such an amazing audience every year. This gorgeous video is from last year by @bcdproductions.bsky.social Ticket link below!

I laughed too hard

It’s summer slow season at the club and like maybe I should pick up smoking weed regularly again? Coping mechanisms are failing me epically. Can I blame hormones for this? Or planets? Both?

Genes for plowing fields but with the whims of a fairy 🧚‍♀️ ✨ #poledancer

Last nights training session, revisiting the Russian Split and whatever pretty shape I use after it. I think it’s called a stargazer 💫 Honestly I don’t know why so many pole moves are “Russian -“ it’s honestly all Ukrainian pole dancers who are off the charts.

Been busy making a big prop for my Goddess piece 🌸 this is just the decorative part.

Rachel Rampage 🔥

Fox Molotov at Brandi’s, May 1st 2025

Lmao got banned from a skincare subreddit because I forgot I had a Fansly link in my profile sorry that strippers have skincare knowledge I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

The buns are almost finished 🐰 🐰

Hahaha my ex was the admin on my photography fb page and I asked him to make me the admin and remove himself and he instead deleted his whole fb and said “hope you don’t lose something you need” hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

In the six weeks since my bird passed, I’ve taken time to grieve, process, and work my ass off, and come to a couple conclusions. 1. I am not caring for myself enough. I must work less consistently in order to thrive. 2. I do not have space in my life for online work of any sort at the moment. 🧵

Got to the “move for myself” on my to do list today 🌙

I am on week four in a row of working the club and I have hit both a level of exhaustion and a level of hotness that I have never hit before in my life. This is what it is to be a 38 year old stripper.

If I am holding an iron X with my pussy out and you are not clapping you must turn yourself in and go straight to jail, that is the rule.

Finally back to dancing tonight 🌙 Come out and worship my return to Brandi’s ✨

This month I have lost a pet, been stomach sick, gotten a cold, had my dog go to emerg because she had a terrible upset stomach (she’s fine now lol she’s just a silly dog who did a dog thing) and just when I thought I was in the clear, I now have The Stye From Hell. I have missed so much work 🥲

If you feel judged, it’s because they are judging you. #rabbitsofbluesky #housebunnies #flemishgiant

Women are everything, you all owe your existence to us and I’m tired of the expectation being for women to pretend that we don’t know that.

Went back to work tonight. Heckled men the whole time. I need more men who want to be heckled to come to the club,m and pay me for it, because I’m very good at it.

On March 12th, 2014, I went to Greyhaven bird rescue and met Willow and Kaya, and they picked me. I had meant to get a single cockatiel, and wound up with two conures instead. On March 11th, 2025, Willow and I said a loving goodbye, and he went to join Kaya in the forever. 🩶

I ❤️ vaccines

Thanks to our media partner @georgiastraight.bsky.social for helping us spread the word about the festival! Also, that cover photo of Feature Performer @queerlyfemmetastic.bsky.social is 🔥!!! Read it here: www.straight.com/arts/vibf-ce...

It’s really hard to find the right extra energy to do LoyalFans right now. My birds care is just increasing more and more as he nears the end of his life, and the emotional cost takes a toll. My disdain for men currently translates into withdrawing instead of dominating. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The lighting in the box bathrooms at the sportsball events is pretty good 💡

I literally have to go to a hockey game today wtf 😂

Happy International Woman’s Day tip a sex worker and tell them how important they are. women cater so much to the needs of the world. say thank you and give some love today 🖤🖤🖤

Pretty sure I had a tummy bug or food poisoning because today my stomach was on fire and everything sucked for a while 😅 feel like I’m on the other side of it thanks to peppermint tincture, lemon balm, probiotics, and a tums. Bless my arsenal of remedies.

My body’s response to stress, even if it is normal “I did a show and there were some last minute things that had to get handled like there usually are” type stress, is to feel hungover the next day, regardless of how zero alcohol I drank or how much water I had. 😓 rude.

Spent the weekend taking apart the old and battered ends of my boa, creating rings for new bangle tails. I have a few details to complete at a later date ie. Rhinestoning it to high heaven and changing some attachments but I’m really pleased with my work! Can’t wait to perform with it tomorrow.

Tomorrow night! The band sounds so goooood 🎶 See you at the Ventura room, Vancouver! #burlesque #vancouverevents #livemusic

I did it 👹 (It’s fine)

Literally considering putting my ostrich boa into my washing machine in a lingerie bag 👹 I washed one of the tails yesterday in the sink and it is great now, but the rest of it is rather massive soooo 👹 👹 👹

Deleted X off of my phone. One step closer to deleting my account there entirely. It’s hard to give it up; I built it in the pandemic when we needed to be online to work. I know it’s said that there are better fans on X, but I feel like my people are here. #stripper #poledance #femdom #goddess

This was a complete horror show to watch but “maybe something better. Maybe something cheaper” may have made me fall in love with Zelenskyy 😅

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I wish there were a filter for porn that is lit poorly or shot from a terrible angle because I don’t mind porn in my feed, but I do mind bad photography and videography, especially when genitalia are involved. Genitals are kinda… unique looking. Give them their best chance at looking like ✨ art ✨

Post a picture of you that isn’t actually you! This is Margie Hart 🖤

Lolololol just had microneedling done and I look like a tomato walking out of the clinic 🍅 I’ve had skin procedures before but either I blanked it out or this nurse didn’t fuck around. 🔥

🚨PSA🚨 Sex work and trafficking are about as similar as bartending and bootlegging—except no one’s out here confusing a mixologist with a hostage. One is a consensual job, the other is a human rights violation. The fact that people still lump them together in 2025 is peak willful ignorance.

I did it wrong, I should have started with “Dear Sky Daddy” Really bad at praying.

Dear climate change, I just want to take my dog outside so she can poop and not get completely soaked every day this week, please can we schedule a rain break between 12-3 🙏 This is how prayer works right?

I need to build a website for the half a dozen things I do but I just want to step on men while wearing hot lingerie honestly.

Ok, make your money and whatever but if you’re a sex worker and you’re marketing yourself as an 18 year old and using the words “legal teen” and “cute teen” to sell your porn I am absolutely blocking you when you follow me. Majorly gives me the ickiest ick. I do not want cross over with that market.

IMO, the gluten free Oreos are far superior to the non gluten free Oreos.

🫧 underwater capture 🫧 Photo by Kathryn Nickford