Ever since I abandoned my inbox across all platforms except OF, my life is so much more peaceful

I can’t think of anything more embarrassing than being proud of being chosen by a man

The gym is complete and utter monotony 100% of the time. What a curse.

It’s almost 2026, and that means it’s time for CALENDARS! LaFey and I have teamed up to make my first calendar release for next year and this is your chance to get in on the preorder. Message me to get on the list 😉 #lifeofashowgirl #pbrprincess #photoshoot #model #allamerican #americana

Tour Schedule 2026 (subject to change, more dates later in the year) Book me via [email protected] Available in LV, the cities listed, or happy to make a trip just for you

Now y’all know I love a chicken wing Mordred LaFey and I teamed up on a calendar for 2026 and if you like what you see here, you should probably go ahead and slide that $30 to my Venmo ($50 if you want it signed by both of us) 😇

Making OF content would kill my soul a little less if for even a moment anyone seemed to still care that the reason you know my name is bc of the actual art I make, not the slop I make for content. Art ≠ Content

I appreciate Mardi Gras way more when I don’t have to live in it every day

She’s for the streets 📸 Matsunny

If I don’t have a vacation soon, I am going to completely shut down

Burlesque girlies who’ve never worked in a club setting co-opting stripper talking points will never not irritate me. I’ve done every job under the SW umbrella, and I’m loudly telling you: NEO-BURLESQUE IS NOT SW. We do not share that status with the Legends.

What can I say, the man does great color work 📸 Matsunny

I miss Costco churros

This app sucks bc no matter your settings, you’ll get force fed politics.

I have an awful lot of spreadsheets for a person who is not sure how they work

Just a girl with no hobbies, no passions, only work. Where has my lust for life gone? I met all my goals and have yet to find new ones.

I don’t know what it means, but all of my most trusted confidants are men

I’ve been shooting so many new sets and the editing is going to take a goddamn year

Men who are mean to me will die virgins. Those are the rules.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but.. where is the local band scene in Las Vegas? What venues should I be looking at? Particularly interested in old man rock bands so I can pretend hair metal is still alive and well

First show of the year!

I don’t know when I got bad at math AND typing, but this may be the beginning of an identity crisis

My very first Babes and Blues tomorrow in Las Vegas. Don’t miss the rare chance to see me on my home turf dancing to live jazz!

Last dance, last chance! Price goes up from here.

It’s so disappointing the way man-centered women just offer up other women on the sacrificial altar to bad men. Where is your instinct to protect one another? Men don’t need you to protect them.

Fucking HEAVING laughing at Bordelle’s 15% BF “sale” 😂😂😂

There is something divinely funny about the internet giving me “health” advice bc of a shit post about a pickle diet, meanwhile I eat really well most days, have a personal trainer/nutritionist session all but one day of the week, am sober, & don’t smoke. Not even a cursory glance at my profile.

If you swerfs would take a moment to read my words from time to time, you might find you actually like me as a person and we agree on most things 💁🏼‍♀️

I have eaten 4 pickle spears since breakfast. That is all. That is the secret to my diet. I don’t remember to eat.

If a photographer cannot take an interesting photo of a fully clothed person, I do not consider him an artist 🤷🏼‍♀️

I can tell some of these mfs on OF are brand new to me just based on the way they come in hot and demanding shit right off the bat 😂

✨ @cherenoble.bsky.social 📸 @whiskeyshotz.bsky.social

Lost a gig bc I “don’t get nude enough” I believe he meant “don’t perform sex acts on stage/allow customers to perform gynecological exams” & not getting booked in a place that wants that is totally fine, not my gig. What’s nuts is that last time I saw the owner, he was raving about wanting me back

Lol almost forgot, I’m beautiful and successful. Can’t complain in front of the envious, I don’t have real problems in their world. Everything is perfect and I’m perfect 🙃

It is really a mystery to me why so many quasi-redpilled men like me. Like what about me says I think like you?

I’ve decided to get a new number, but keep the old line. I’ll turn it off outside of “business hours” and only give my friends the new one. I’m completely DONE being “available” 24/7. Companies, agents, bookers, clients, etc. have no place in my personal time.

I exist to be looked at, not spoken to

Do not fall for digital ID, biometric scanning, facial recognition, digital currency, etc. Don’t give in while you have a choice.

Uber pricing is out of fucking control. A 10mile ride in a tiny city costs nearly $65, AND comes with a 20 min wait.

I cannot tell you how much I do not respect or appreciate “virtual photography”

I just learned that people on TikTok are keeping nutria as pets and I am here to tell you, that is wrong. It is objectively incorrect.

These people email an awful lot of

If you use a selfie stick get and stay the fuck away from me

This dude on TT thinks I keep deleting his comments or something and is commenting on a bunch of my videos. Brother, the algorithm can see you are harassing me and it’s limiting your reach. That is on you 😂

I feel I have a unique brand of misandry bc I’m primarily upset by the way men at large behave now that I’m an adult bc the men I encountered as a child were overwhelmingly wonderful. It’s shocking to see men act the way they do with women when I have the fondest memories of men as a girl.

I can still say nice things about people I personally dislike and acknowledge their finer qualities, but goddamn every now and then I meet someone that I can find nothing to admire

Nothing, and I do mean absolutely nothing has gone well today, and I realllly needed it to

It actually makes me genuinely mad knowing men can just walk around hairy, unmoisturized, dandruff, blackheads galore, never had a manicure, etc. with complete impunity. No societal pressure, no awareness. Just existing, blissfully ignorant. And not only that, but expecting to get laid by a 7-10.

It’s almost 2026, and that means it’s time for CALENDARS! LaFey and I have teamed up to make my first calendar release for next year and this is your chance to get in on the preorder. Message me to get on the list 😉 #lifeofashowgirl #pbrprincess #photoshoot #model #allamerican #americana

I wanted a cool group of girlfriends my whole life and I ever so briefly had one and the hype is real. That shit is top tier community. Unfortunately, the “breakup” was catastrophic and not worth the extremely short lived dream.