Do not fall for digital ID, biometric scanning, facial recognition, digital currency, etc. Don’t give in while you have a choice.

Uber pricing is out of fucking control. A 10mile ride in a tiny city costs nearly $65, AND comes with a 20 min wait.

I cannot tell you how much I do not respect or appreciate “virtual photography”

I just learned that people on TikTok are keeping nutria as pets and I am here to tell you, that is wrong. It is objectively incorrect.

Screaming baby in business class on an 11 hour flight is truly insane

These people email an awful lot of

If you use a selfie stick get and stay the fuck away from me

This dude on TT thinks I keep deleting his comments or something and is commenting on a bunch of my videos. Brother, the algorithm can see you are harassing me and it’s limiting your reach. That is on you 😂

I feel I have a unique brand of misandry bc I’m primarily upset by the way men at large behave now that I’m an adult bc the men I encountered as a child were overwhelmingly wonderful. It’s shocking to see men act the way they do with women when I have the fondest memories of men as a girl.

I can still say nice things about people I personally dislike and acknowledge their finer qualities, but goddamn every now and then I meet someone that I can find nothing to admire

Nothing, and I do mean absolutely nothing has gone well today, and I realllly needed it to

It actually makes me genuinely mad knowing men can just walk around hairy, unmoisturized, dandruff, blackheads galore, never had a manicure, etc. with complete impunity. No societal pressure, no awareness. Just existing, blissfully ignorant. And not only that, but expecting to get laid by a 7-10.

It’s almost 2026, and that means it’s time for CALENDARS! LaFey and I have teamed up to make my first calendar release for next year and this is your chance to get in on the preorder. Message me to get on the list 😉 #lifeofashowgirl #pbrprincess #photoshoot #model #allamerican #americana

I wanted a cool group of girlfriends my whole life and I ever so briefly had one and the hype is real. That shit is top tier community. Unfortunately, the “breakup” was catastrophic and not worth the extremely short lived dream.

I have no concept of what kind of SM content does well bc none of it holds my attention

How do I fix my timeline here? I interact with none of the garbage I’m fed but no matter what, I don’t get shown anything I wanna look at

I answered all my OF messages before caffeine. Every body clap

I just saw a video saying natural beauty is classist and I…

I want to be the house that is known for building a haunt to give out candy

People who see me often still can’t tell when I post and old photo 9/10 and that feels nice

Throne is inferior to what Wishtender was. I hate it so much. Everything on there is just cheap Amazon garbage. I have all the cheap shit I need.

The necklace is GONE. Someone already bought it. I’ll never find another. I’m SICK

I paid too much attention to the VS show that now the meta algorithm thinks I like fashion

I woke up well rested for the first time in months hopefully for a good day and it has proceeded to be an awful one instead. Will I ever know peace

What’s crazy to me is that every woman who watched the video of that man trying to grope me immediately got it, even the woman who was trying to say it was my fault knew what the problem was. So tell me why men need the video explained to them?

Wow it’s like when I have downtime I’m able to upkeep OF better. It’s almost like constant touring is bad for my productivity

Genuinely losing it that I can’t wear my Tiffany necklace any more. I tried to find the gold one and there’s literally ONE for sale on the whole internet I can locate and it’s $10K 😭 someone fix the economy

The weather is *peak* autumn. It’s warm enough for not jacket, but cool enough for long sleeves, the wind is blowing, the leaves are crunching. It is all correct

All makeup looks for brown eyes just make me looks scarier. It’s all browns and smoky, and that looks so harsh on my face

I think I’ve developed a severe allergy to silver and I can’t wear my beloved Tiffany necklace any more. I’m heartbroken. Guess it’s gold only from now on 🥲

Getting a business bank account is one of the most stressful processes for someone who does what I do for work

They got all the girls back on that runway and still couldn’t deliver anything that looked expensive. Weak.

Covered in scratches from the dog a day before I have to do a full body, 12 candle wax pour 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Yeah, yeah, I’m alive. Still hot. Still mean.

St. Louis, you’ve been absolutely repugnant. Truly the worst city I have experienced on this circuit. Just an endless string of disrespectful and inappropriate behavior from start to finish. Do better I have never had to rebuff someone for getting handsy during an act until tonight. The final straw

I reported this man’s post of a court deposition video of his ex wife during their divorce bc not only is it chopped up to make her look bad, but bc she has a literal retraining order against him. Reported it for harassment. They (in less than 12hrs) removed the report. But yeah sure, protect women.

One of the most freeing things in the world for me is not having to network within burlesque any more. I’ve got my little residency that keeps my bills paid and now I only have to be nice to people I like and who are nice to me bc no one in the industry controls my income 😌

That man showing up next to her at fashion week like that is a goddamn disgrace. Utterly disrespectful. We get it, you’re a good ole boy, now take the hat and fucking Oakley’s off your damn head and show a little deference for the society you now move in. I’m sure she wears jeans to see your family.

Super fun having to call your travel partner every time they take too long in the TSA line bc there’s a non zero chance they got body snatched by ICE

Every time I get a haircut, I don’t know how to feel. I’m sad I lose length, but then my hair behaves so much better

Sold the Jeep today. I am not okay. Big sads.

Five years ago this month I got to work with the intergalactically amazing @cherenoble.bsky.social, leading to this set in Venus Cult. #photography

Alright I’m stepping back into OF on the free page just a tiny bit. In an attempt not to overwhelm myself. Messaging there is free for the time being, but I’m not going to be entirely active for a while

I don’t want to be in SW any more, but the powers that be have placed so many barriers to leaving that I don’t have a viable path out But yeah tell me again how anti-SW rhetoric is for my benefit or any other SW

It’s so stupid that I can’t do Marketplace meetups alone. Like yeah sure I COULD, but it’s not safe and that’s dumb.

My dog ate a fucking tampon 3 days ago and I stg I will get a black market hysterectomy if this kills him

I use my mom’s Starbucks app to order and now this entire store thinks that’s my name

The entirety of the feature circuit and all the men surrounding it being right wing bootlickers shouldn’t shock me but it does disappoint me. I dared hope.

I have a really hard time with people sexualizing my Alice act. It’s very intentionally not sexually charged. I understand most people don’t see a difference in nudity and sexuality, but I can’t empathize. It’s a funny act about the discomfort of growing up, but try telling the pedophiles on TikTok