I swear to god if he gets fucking injured.

How does Trusty have time up trap a corner 6 yards from goal?

The Agency plays itself too seriously to get basic things wrong - "J-S-O-C", agent vs officer. Feels lazy.

Dembele, Bellingham, Pulisic, Sancho... Dortmund is the anti-Barca

Haaland sprinting down the field, even with the last defender, and you don't play a through ball for him to run onto?!

Messi's scored that exact goal 200 times.

What is this shit with Yamal chipping 50/50 balls into the box?

Lol, that shot of McTominay with his dick bulge in the center of the screen.

Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does

Messi's passing not as crisp as you'd expect.

This Norway team is fucking huge.

Only game they lost was the one Trump attended, lol.

You might not like it, but it’s true

Not the first time the US has surprised German defenders on June 6th...

I saw Benny Fielhaber hit a very similar goal live in the Gold Cup final in that same stadium. #usmnt

TBH he's probably putting them top bins from outside the box as well. youtube.com/shorts/leN1M...

Weird feeling to think neither of the goal scorers are Barca quality.

Slightly diminish a book. Shift Supervisor of the Rings.

Soft penalty in the Colorado Miami game #mls

Yamal has done nothing today.

Simeone kicked out backwards to draw contact, that's bs. #barca

A meatball sandwich is not a sandwich? Cubano? Italian beef? Madness.

No way that's a red.

Barca's line is getting worse.

Both Belgium and the US in white? Stupid.

Is Lewandowski cooked?

This guy on Purdue is 38 with 4 kids.

Do we know who controls the VZ oil revenue? Higher oil prices due to Iran certainly benefit whoever that is.

@hankgreen.bsky.social My question would be do you worry about what you say online because people will clip things like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruuy...

Tarth shoutout! #akightofthesevenkingdoms

Ep 5 of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms would have been all time without the flashback interlude.

Only 2 episodes in Pluribus, but feels like the collective is ~an LLM. Merging of all the memories it can gather, obnoxiously agreeable, looking to add more information constantly.

My cousin just told me that Hitler sounds mean in German, but makes a lot of sense when translated into English. Cool...

Visiting home and so broadcast news is on the TV. Wild how easily the announcers repeat the lie that the national guard was deployed to combat violent crime. And of course no mention the deployment is illegal.

Harry Kane moving to Germany and then losing to another London team in hilarious.

As a wise man once said

It’s going to be really hard to convince myself to forgive the many people who supported a racist rapist pedophile who had already attempted a coup

“I never thought federal officers could behave this way. I really didn’t,” she said. “I always thought people must be provoking them or something, that they would never do this unprovoked. Obviously, I was wrong.”

How is it that I've never seen this image before?

Does it bother anyone else that ~half the bins are just variations on "have money?"

organizing the vampire hunters’ union by talking to key stakeholders

I know the Departed gets a lot of shit for being obvious, but it's only on my Nth watch that I noticed that Madolyn was peeling a banana while talking about Damon's ED.

I wonder if 20th century economic migrants from Italy or Germany get a pass for not being pioneers.

Why measure a cluster by W and not FLOPS?

chess.com game review should write NYT headlines.