Megan Thee Stallion needs to be my sugar mom.

Give the people what they want: Not having to put up with other people.

Rough day but at least I completed a collection and we got a Helluva Boss S3 trailer.

the onion should buy mr beast next

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Still waiting for MAWS season 3…

We really should abolish algorithms.

Dan ate with this.

one more for the "this meme must surely already exist but i couldn't find it" file.

I think I’m going to start believing in G O D again if things go a certain way…

Why are we still using the term ‘girl math’? Cringe.

Not only did Mexico get their first female president they’re also getting universal healthcare before the USA. We really are a shithole country.

I condone warehouse fires in Minecraft.

That’s DA POPE

Watched the first episode of season 5 of The Boys and this was my face the entire time.

Which spice girl turned out to be a TERF? If any.

posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

It’s a good time to get high and watch Oppenheimer tonight.

I feel like we are all owed reparations if we survive this.

I don’t get these children on TikTok that miss Chick Fil A when they’re in another country 🙄 It’s so mid.

Wake Up, Dead Man is an Easter movie.

These people mad at movie critics is reminding me of a decade ago when Snyder fans were convinced Disney was paying critics for positive reviews of MCU movies.

Dashcon, Fyre Fest, Willy’s Chocolate Experience, and Barbie Dream Fest walk into a bar…

Look, if this country ever gets through this, MAGA memorabilia needs to be treated like Nazi memorabilia. Trump's signature should be akin to scarlet letter. Having a MAGA hat in your house should be like having Klan robes or family photos taken at a lynching.

I think I wanna listen to more podcasts. Is Overcast still good? Or should I stick to Apple Podcasts?

I need an enamel pin or patch that says ‘Read Another Book. Watch Something Else.’ Mostly to replace these two patches I have on my jacket.

The Jetsons lied to us

Look up @doriansinnott.bsky.social sometime. 😀

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Sora AI is dead.

if you “There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism” the new HP thing I’m throwing rocks at you until you stop talking

I feel like the people that post regularly on threads just woke up from a long coma or were born yesterday.

People seriously need to leave Chappell Roan alone.

When I heard Kim Kardashian was thirsting over MBJ, I was ready to post that GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER. Meme but he beat me to it.

I’m dreading the hot weather tbh.

My boy JB is coming out swinging.

I take a nap and wake up to news that another Duggar spawn is a sex predator.

AIPAC needs to be stopped.

I hope @katmabu.bsky.social runs again in two years.

Cyber bully Daniel Biss.

Kat Abughazaleh used her campaign to try a lot of things that the party should been embracing a long time ago. The entire left coalition is better off because she ran.

At least we got this.

Can’t wait to vote for Pritzker again in November. He going to PWN Bailey.