An ogre knocked - carefully - on the witch's door. She looked up at the hulking figure. "Can I help you?" "Do you know where giants live?" "Haven't been any here for centuries. Why?" The ogre blushed. "I... It's stupid, but... I want to be the small spoon." "Hm. I have a shrinking potion."

mao mao mao(What are you drawing?) #Ghoap

Current financial discourse taking me back to the early 2000's where everyone was going on about how people in their twenties were idiots for not saving properly and me and my friends were all, yes, sorry, we keep meaning to do something with all SPARE MONEY WE HAVE JUST LYING AROUND DOING NOTHING.

No. I don’t just draw dinosaurs! These illustrations were commissioned for the Feeding Without Jaws Exhibition at @lapworthmuseum.bsky.social Check out their website - www.birmingham.ac.uk/events/feedi... - for more details of the exhibition, which runs until the end of February. (1/4)

#soapghost MacTavish and Riley retire after Makarov is ... "put down". MacTavish doesn't renew his contract and with Shepherd dead, Riley has no handler keeping him there.

#soapghost #mcd Not that John always had the leave he deserved, but when it had gone two weeks with no message from him, his mother had begun to worry. Although she did not like it, she was used to not seeing him, what she wasn't used to is the absolute silence- John was a good boy and tried to let-

Blockade der B429 vom grünen Finger wird mit roher Gewalt, #Pfefferspray und #Wasserwerfer geräumt 1/3 #gießen #gi2811

Chibi Sally Whitemane!🔥 #worldofwarcraft

While you're scooping up Black Friday sales, may we direct you towards our own year-long discount on ✨ALL 9✨ of our eBooks for just $25. In stores, these books sell for around $20 a pop, so you're basically getting 9 whole books (~2k pages) for about the price of 1. www.patreon.com/c/ohjoysexto...

Oft wünscht man sich, dass es nicht nur eine Legislative, Exekutive, Judikative gibt, sondern auch eine Edukative 🙈

ratties 💞✨ #art #digital #draw #drawing #украрт #study

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

Gepostet von @KarlheinzSkorwinder auf Instagram Bis zum Ende lesen Achtung, Gießen. Was an diesem Wochenende passiert, ist kein Zufall. Es ist vorhersehbar, analysierbar und aus anderen Städten längst bekannt. Die gesichert rechtsextreme AfD kommt nicht einfach mit einem Infostand oder einer...

Me not being American, I didn't realize today was Thanksgiving lmao but what a funny coincidence. Chapter 4 of The winner takes it All over on AO3 is up now! I hope you all like it :)) Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends! Link bellow! ⬇️ #CallofDuty #Ghoap #GhostSoap #CODFic #kiransfics

#ghoap #cod #zeffythreads 'I accidentally on purpose created a bar fight for your birthday!' Hallmark, I have a b-day card idea! Retired, married ghoap 💚 Ghost instigating a bar fight intentionally on purpose, just to step back and let Johnny have his fun in a good old fashioned pub brawl.

Date night #Ghost #Callofduty #MWII #Oc

UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts. If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split

Good evening!! Newly weds!!

I haven't seen a post like this going around yet, so I'll make it myself! EU-based artists, tell us what you sell and drop a link to your shop in the replies ❤️ Everyone else: please spread the thread and check out the artists if you want to support human made art this holiday season 🌟 #shopsmall

「 #Weretober2025 」 //Day 30// - Colossal Rat -

🧵 at long last... @chipandfish.bsky.social i hope you enjoy!! this was a ton of fun to write, i channeled a lot of my own college experiences (granted, i didn't get kissed NEARLY as much) :3 #pap3rthread #codfic #ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost "where else would I be?" — 🎄 — Johnny's (1/45)

After 4 days of being down bad with some kind of infection, new symptoms are almost exciting.

if NPC dialogue in a game is unimportant or boring, one of two things is happening: 1. someone did a bad job writing it 2. you didn't appreciate it, for whatever reason don't put sawdust in your bread on purpose for fuck's sake

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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?" "A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-" "Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?" "About as intelligent as a border collie." "So, intelligent. Why?" "You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

I wanted to see their expressions while they were talking during the Alone mission. 💀🗯️🧼💦 (The dialogue content is almost same to the game. ) #Ghostsoap #Ghoap

sacrifice fly is updated!! *rubs my little hands together like a cartoon villain* ch 9: line drive ⚾️💚👀 archiveofourown.org/works/700478...

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

Worth paying attention to: HORSES is a disturbing and compelling work of art. Steam, the nearest platform to monopoly for PC games, has pre-emptively banned HORSES with a vague and spurious accusation that it features underage characters, despite the game having no such characters or context.

Aus Gründen, die weder meteorologisch noch moralisch erklärbar sind, startet heute die endlose Sauerland-Novela über den Sauerland-Vampir.

After a long time, they're on a winter civilian date 💙 #ghostsoap #ghoap #cod #art

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Chat I caught a cold Big siblings take care of little sister #hollowknight #pickleart

Und das schon mindestens seit den 90er Jahren. Das sollte man echt nicht vergessen dsa wir inzwischen 40-Jährige wie mich haben die Schulen nur komplett als abbruchbuden kennen. Oder immer wieder rückständige Politik "gegen sie"

Jonly Ronly Ronly Tolkien

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

New Neighbors Pt 7 #ghoap cw: drunk hand jobs Well, this was /not/ how John was expecting his day to go! He'd been surprised enough that Simon had even consider taking him up on his offer of coffee this morning, let alone stay the entire day.

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

I need everyone to know that Simon's kid doesn't call Price 'Uncle John' or even 'Uncle Price' he is (Uncle) Pies Kiddo was just learning to talk!! and it was the best attempt at (Uncle) Price so they kept it even when the can't-pronounce excuse is gone. Uncle Pies <3

„Kinder geben einem so viel zurück!“ ist tbh auch so eine romantisierte Familienlüge, die es als Elternteil zu erfüllen gilt. Dabei geben Babys & Kinder erstmal gar nicht zurück & nehmen nur. Das ist halt völlig okay, kann richtig schön sein & ist eben alles. Von bestes bis anstrengendstes Leben.

Soap's revelation goes something like Ghost comes back from a solo op and Soap asks him of any injuries as he walks him to his room, and Ghost just huffs a smile and says, "you tell me, Johnny" and Soap stops in his tracks. It's not that he didn't know. Or, well...

Yep. “Separating the art and the artist” and “Death of the author” are both ways to approach art critically, but they’re different ways.

Meet a new friend xD #ghostsoap #ghoap #callofduty #cod #codfanart

I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times." 'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do' I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled. "Thanks."

First meeting

Some soft GhostPrice cuz yall deserve it <3 . #cod #callofduty #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap

Servant of the Lake: the new premium point-and-click adventure in the Rusty Lake series from the creators of the Cube Escape series, The Past Within and Underground Blossom. rustylake.itch.io/servant-of-t... by @rustylake.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDx9...