I start a leadership theory class next week and we had a list of books we could pick from for one of our texts. May have picked one that’s on the nose 😅

In case you don't want nonsense polluting your feed:

When I started talking about the old deluder satan act of 1647 that established the purpose of public education in America and then started talking about how Charles Guiteau, Pres. Garfield’s assassin, was required to take remedial classes before entering UMich in the 1860s, it was time to call it 😅

Literally trying to put some final touches on this lit review draft to send it off for feedback and someone is not having it. Sir, I’m literally going to school to make more money - let me have 20 minutes 😭

If you’re gonna pick me for a friend quest… you better pull your own weight

I occasionally click this and then I’m like “yeaaaaah that’s why they’re muted”

Jokes on you. I married my high school best friend and we still can’t keep up with everything else beyond work 🥰🥲 (Capitalism fucking sucks man)

::boomer walks into Dairy Queen and looks very confused:: “Is this still subway?!?!” ::employee:: “…that’s next door…” ::boomer leaves in a huff::

You might not remember taking those nudes, but

Went to our volleyball game tonight for a bit because I was nominated as a faculty member that’s made a difference for one of the players 🥹

The way I weaponized my peanut allergy yesterday to get student to not chew right up in my damn face to ask me a question 🤢😭 “You need to sit down and finish… whatever that it is… before you come talk to me”

Lmao @micarebear.bsky.social brought one of these home from work for me last week and my dumb ass isn’t paying attention and Ike “WTF why won’t this Kit Kat break???” Tim: “…it’s because it’s a vampire” 💀🙈

45°F leaving home. 80°F leaving work. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day

The skelton costume is 100% straight and not at all gay

Can’t wait to be a septuagenarian so I can be an oblivious dick head in public 🙃

The spooky vibe I bring to the function… “Give him head like guillotine Haunted house, I make him scream Trick or treat til he explode Now he got a hallo-ween”

Happy world mental health day

Too niche? Idk

Help. I accidentally took a 2 hour nap 🥴😭

I swear to christ “the big boob” not the one with “the big boobs” 😭

Something to be said about having an incredibly attractive doctor with biceps that barely fit in his scrubs. I start to jibber jabber and tell him EVERYTHING to keep him in the room longer 🫣😅

I’m not always a huge fan of these things - but I support @lukeacl.com 😅 Also the Sean supremacy 😏😈 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social and @seemtoggle.bsky.social

Witnessed someone in the stands at a marching band competition tonight have their life saved because of an AED. If you don’t already, pay attention to your surroundings and know where AEDs are located when you’re in public places. ❤️

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

Listening to a lady loudly talk about how she has to take miralax everyday while waiting to get my blood drawn was not it

Teaching a small literature seminar is amazing because you can get derailed from talking about the book to start talking about serial killers from Wisconsin

I love the guy that’s like “I object to the old” 😅

When you feel like shit all day and then discover at bed time that you never took your meds 😅 Damn pharmaceuticals keeping me alive or whatever

This is so incredibly niche and I’m very sorry to everyone that’s been involved 🫣🤣

I work in an office of academics. Love them, but these are the type of people that microwave leftover fish at work. Someone just made something that smells amazing and I’m almost offended.

Renoir’s “Luncheon of the Boating Party”

When you find out a fellow Michigander is a Haley Stevens supporter

>>watching bake off >>google wtf a British flapjack is

Pro tip: marry your best friend so you can have conversations like this. Follow me for more life advice. 🥰 @micarebear.bsky.social

The way I’ve had three coworkers comment on the cleanliness of my office and the ask me what I was avoiding working on 😒

“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?

My office coffee maker has a squirting problem

If you want to know how my current mental state is - I just took tomorrow mornings meds Whoops

If you’re going to send a spam text - don’t call it the “Michigan DMV” (not a thing that exists in this state) and maybe don’t send it from a Moroccan phone number? 💀🤣

Me putting on my rhinestone dress shoes to go to a conference today

All of this ::waves hands around:: couldn’t have been cool for one night? I have a two hour drive with coworkers tomorrow morning and it would have been nice to not have the horrors dominate all of the conversation 😭🥴

Hmm. Seems legit.

Me? Left on open? It’s more like than you think

good night, table good night, moon good night, sense of impending doom

Me sending a vid to Bloomfie earlier and realizing I’ve had NOTHING but coffee today 🥴😆

We read “38” in class today. It’s a poem by Layli Long Soldier about the 38 Dakota men executed, on the orders of Abraham Lincoln, in the largest legal mass execution in US history. Political violence always has the side effect of cleansing someone’s past.

Given the current climate in my industry and in the country I happen to live… my name is gonezo off of here 😅

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Two students have set up a table outside dedicated to… you know who. I’m assuming to carry on his “prove me wrong”/“debate me bro” stuff. And literally everyone was ignoring them. 🫣😅