million-dollar idea: a device with a pen on one end and a vape on the other

soft launching MACHO POD, a new podcast from me and @lejacq.bsky.social and our friend yuri who isn’t on bluesky. it features three very sensitive men trying to figure out what’s up with dude stuff. please reply with the 💪 emoji machopod.substack.com

i am writing a profile of a rapper but i am not going to tell you who it is. i can feel your anticipation building.

just saw a dude driving an escalade with a gigantic sticker on the windshield that said ESCALADE

my book is out in paperback today, many have said it is the ultimate book to purchase for the “millennial who works at an agency who got into golf during the pandemic” in your life www.abramsbooks.com/product/how-...

just walked past a couple holding 36 seltzers

i have helped the boys cast a pod

thank you for mentioning me but i am not real tony hawk

i bought the art of the deal on a whim and it’s maybe the funniest book i’ve ever read

chalamet was fucken robbed

at the sixers-warriors game and it’s comically alarming how many kids in warriors jerseys here have the specific brandin podziemski style of broccoli hair

you know what’s a good song? piano man. piano man is a good song.

Glad to be getting to a point in Kendrick Lamar's dominance where we're also starting to get some really good skeptical writing about him within this imperial run. First from @tonyhawk.bsky.social media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

drew has been talking about this for weeks and honestly I would’ve been kind of annoyed if this wasn’t good but don’t worry gang it’s good I still like k dot though I’m sorry drew

I have written several thousand words about how Kendrick Lamar is the most mid rapper to ever hold the title of "Main Rapper." I worked very hard on it, so please read my Kendrick Lamarticle. media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

I have written several thousand words about how Kendrick Lamar is the most mid rapper to ever hold the title of "Main Rapper." I worked very hard on it, so please read my Kendrick Lamarticle. media-events.ghost.io/kendrick-lam...

im gonna post my blog about how kendrick sucks tomorrow. i hope schoolboy q and young thug read it, assuming they are not friends with kendrick, because i say nice things about them in it

i remember when i was young and chris weingarten was always mad at me. if only he could see me now (old, annoyed at music writers in their twenties)

has the kendrick backlash started yet and if not is the pre-backlash energy growing enough that the “kendrick is not that tight” take i’m cooking up rn won’t end with everyone yelling at me

super crazy announcement: just got the call, i’m starting at quarterback for both teams in the super bowl. gonna play hard and throw a bunch of touchdowns.

Wrote about how the Luka trade inadvertently lays bare the stupidity of tech’s “founder mode,” which posits that your employees are gaslighting you and preventing you from manifesting your singular vision, and therefore should be given no freedom to cook. media-events.ghost.io/luka-doncic-...

Wrote about how the Luka trade inadvertently lays bare the stupidity of tech’s “founder mode,” which posits that your employees are gaslighting you and preventing you from manifesting your singular vision, and therefore should be given no freedom to cook. media-events.ghost.io/luka-doncic-...

finally rich really is a perfect album

if i were an nba player i’d have them play the violin riff from britney spears’s “toxic” whenever i scored. think about how much ass that would kick. the violin riff not me being an nba player.

(specifically for the 30 and up crowd) where were you when you first heard this youtu.be/qFASFUh6eyM?...

realizing with mounting horror that, given his age and type of guy he is, it is entirely possible that jd vance once bought an immortal technique cd

i spend an inordinate amount of time in my car listening to the 50s station on sirius xm radio

It's encouraging to get our first "i'm trying to remove it" nine days into the administration

wrote about mark zuckerberg’s career-long intentional attempts to contort his public persona to match his current moment in an attempt to obtain a monopoly on…. something. this is my mark zuckerblog. media-events.ghost.io/the-swaglord...

wrote about mark zuckerberg’s career-long intentional attempts to contort his public persona to match his current moment in an attempt to obtain a monopoly on…. something. this is my mark zuckerblog. media-events.ghost.io/the-swaglord...

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

fight fight fight fight

saquon is a genius

SAQUOOOOOOONNNNNN

have entered the final stage of my thirties (smoking marijuana cigarettes instead of bowls)

started working out as a new year’s resolution and it’s actually kept so far, gonna be so strong

I liked it way better when I went outside in 14 degree weather and immediately started shrieking if any part of my body was exposed to the elements, way too used to it after this week

keep forgetting ross ulbricht’s last name, find myself mentally referring to him as ross douthat

wearing a pair of skinny jeans, how the hell did we live like this

there is (was?) a random bodega in greenpoint with a signed photo of david lynch on the wall. RIP.

I have been interviewed about golf by the very cool Canadian golf website Hiatus Golf. Thanks to Hiatus golf for actually putting this picture I sent them into the post. www.hiatusgolf.com/post/drew-mi...

this nyt article about new hope pa now being a “celeb hotspot” is illegitimate because it fails to mention the greatest thing new hope pa has ever produced (ween) www.nytimes.com/2025/01/11/s...

i beat balatro and by that i mean i decided i was finished

“Today I woke up and chose violence” you are afraid to call a restaurant on the phone

iiiiiiiiiii, am the bullgod, i am freeeeeeee, i am freeee

standing outside the grocery store with our dogs and i keep seeing bro style dudes walking out with suitcases of coors light. is this just a coincidence or did coors light recently become more desirable for some dumb ass reason involving the internet

read my blog dylan or else you will be cursed by having the dub remix of "jokerman" stuck in your head for eternity media-events.ghost.io/timothee-cha...