Had a post office service call yesterday for a dead copy machine. Turned out the over 21 year-old money box was giving an error. I don’t normally touch these boxes, but the box manufacturer tech support had me disconnect the ancient FAX board. Sometimes the simplest fix is the weirdest one.

I picked up a fried scallop burger and a shrimp burger at this food truck yesterday. Talk about a really nice late afternoon lunch.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced a new deal with Iran where they do whatever they want whenever they want and he stands there with his tiny dick in his tiny hand.

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

Unfollow people online who drain your energy. Just do it.

Unfortunately, the recruiter contacted me to let me know that the company he's hiring for isn't allowed to recruit from my current employer 😑

Sonny and I took a walk 🐕‍🦺

Hypocrisy on display

No motive. After 480 employees. After 1,000 interviews. After 500,000 files. That is not an investigation that ran out of answers. That is an investigation that stopped looking. Today's newsletter. Link in bio. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

WWE Mick Foley just confronted his Republican fans

Face it, he’s fucking insane. Thank you for your attention to this matter.. Yes, it’s a real post. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Jesus: "I rose from the dead after three days and I still don't believe Donald Trump's ear could heal that quickly."

I’m proud of our troops but ashamed of its Commander-in-chief. I love our country but am embarrassed of its leadership.

Out with my cousin this morning.

He was installed to create chaos and destroy the United States from within. That’s not a guess. It’s literally what’s happening. And the regime used the dumbest people in the nation to rally behind him and defend his every move, but even that is fading.

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I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets

double confused

I asked AI if Trump can actually pull the U.S. out of NATO, what the process looks like, and what he could realistically do to 'punish' NATO for not playing along. youtu.be/zJqFlvjIRmg

A recruiter reached out about a local copier technician position with a company I’m familiar with. Hoping he calls today like he said and that the conversation leads to something positive.

🔥 🚨 🔥 🚨 🔥 🚨 🔥 French Senator Claude Malhuret says what the majority of the world is thinking

That season 4 episode 5 fight between Invincible and Conquest was like nothing I've ever seen before. #Invincibleseason4 #Invincible

I used to collect comics in the 80s and 90s. Now I don't know who the majority of these characters are.

Works was slow so I cleaned up my Instagram feed a bit today. Unfollowed and blocked a few accounts that spread moon landing denial and false information or relatede bullshit. I want to keep my IG focused on positivity, progress, humor, and things that add to my mood, not piss me off.

The nicest person I work with at this company is our truck driver. Friendly, down-to-earth, and very hardworking. It breaks my heart overhearing management whisper and say negative things about him while paying just $15 an hr. They’re undervaluing him financially and wearing him down physically 😕

This customer had this taped to some of their copy machines. It's an April fool's joke.

So inspiring

BREAKING: Everything.

“I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’” - Charlie Kirk Artemis II Pilot…

I let AI predict what could actually trigger World War 3 right now, how it might play out, and who comes out on top. And by the end, it gives its odds of a war like this actually happening in the next few years. youtu.be/5G8CgIGkLQM

Just to recap: Russia is currently helping Iranian forces try to kill US troops. In response, Trump is… lifting sanctions on Russia and threatening to pull out of NATO, which are the #1 and #2 items on Putin’s wishlist

My employer gives us six paid holidays and I think that's pretty damn bare-bones. Chatting with a customer today and they get get 14 per year. Hard not to notice the difference and feel a certain way about it 😡 I work hard, but time off matters too. A better balance would go a long way!

General Mark Milley Knew This Before Anyone Else,And At Least Tried To Stop Chump........

@mementomorty.bsky.social how much do you think we could raise for charity and scholarships by offering nurses a chance to punch Miller for $5/ea?

Key & Peele

The worst people you know keep making great points H/T @amysiskind.com

It begins again.