literally WHAT do people without pets do about strange noises in their house at night? have anxiety until they get up and investigate?? instead of brushing it off as some shenanigan or other and rolling over back to sleep??? couldn't be me

I'm watching The Return, and they're trying to use sighthounds to find Telemachus by scent. lololol, good luck!

thank fuck I wasn't into tattoos as a young adult. I would probably have ended up with the most pretentious thing imaginable, like the french new wave reference or something.

and the result is big drama, whoa

When I say Moby Dick has Everything, I mean it.

Monday at work

I had a dream that there was a new bobbiechrisjen fic. I'm in so much trouble.

I did a thing. It only took me what... 6 ish years? lol Thanks for @dreamwidth.org for making it an easy process. FULL DISCLOSURE! I have not checked it for accessibility yet. That is next on my list. blogofmanythings.dreamwidth.org/358.html

David Khrikuli! he's cooking! funeral march so good I want it to be my funeral

people are saying the craziest things about the latest Taylor Swift album lyrics. I can't believe you're making me check it out. the quotes I saw can't be true!

all is great. I just read "gothic motif" as "gothic milf". we're fine.

Ummm this is about the game I think? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

you know how it is when you open the internet and there are people being the worst hateful creatures and it makes you feel unsafe and scared? so I just opened the internet and saw a post about struggles related to coming out later in life (after years of marriage, kids, mortgage).

every day I feel like I need to have a sweet treat and hibernate

It was a queer sort of place

oh no, another school year of people barging into my office because they can't read door signs. mine doesn't say "computer lab" goddammit. maybe I should write: NOT a computer lab and tape it out there. not a big deal.

gOD, I can't (actually, I unfortunately can) believe that people are complaining about women's outfits during the chopin piano competition. that so many pianists don't wear evening gowns. fuck you!

This silly edit by @reginasbread.bsky.social about my gangbang fic was deemed too pornographic for tumblr. I wonder if the auto labeler here is as pathetically incompetent. Let's find out!

I was thinking about that infamous TV adaptation of Earthsea. I know I watched it back in the day, but I only remember Isabella Rossellini, which says a lot about me 🤡💀

Just read Stanisław Lem's afterword to Earthsea, and he said that the main difference between Ursula Le Guin and Philip Dick was the difference between feminine and masculine mentality.

Why tell the whole?

truly, reading Earthsea as an adult hits different. I didn't care much for it when I was a teenager. huh

pizza, beer, and the chopin piano competition. do I know enough shit about pianism to comment on it? no. do I care? no.

a prodigious sensation in all directions

I wrote an extremely smutty fic where everyone's favorite queen gilf of earth Chrisjen Avasarala gets gangbanged by multiple Bobbies Draper, and the first chapter is up now. New chapters every other day for the next two weeks! 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/713536...

every time I think I made some progress with my coworkers about queer people, they say something like, 'I saw this article online about a girl who identified as a cat. her father made her eat cat food. there are two genders. stuff like this is bad for homosexuals'. what the fuck happened here?

We cannibals must help these Christians.

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in love with her 😍

nice nice

ohhh, my mother's crush died. I have to check on her. I mean Robert Redford.

my boss told me to use AI to write something. fuck you! not doing it.

I had to RSVP to the invitation for some work event, and there were 3 phone numbers listed. all to people from the department where my crush works, but not hers! I was both disappointed and relieved.

Denmark is on track to wipe out the most dangerous strains of HPV. New data shows the vaccine has all but wiped out HPV16 and HPV18. It's a powerful proof point for what widespread, equitable vaccine coverage can do. buff.ly/3do5Sfo #ShareGoodNewsToo

I saw an American student who looked like Hollywood wants American university students to look like - white but tanned into golden, wavy blonde hair with side part, Ralph Lauren sweater with American flag on it, loafers, no socks. lolol, was he even real?

I finally watched Riefenstahl (2024) and then looked around online at what people said about it and about her in general. I was surprised because there are voices saying that she was bad bad bad and should be forgotten.

my girlfriend and I decided that we need younger old women* to follow around because our current ones mostly stopped performing or just do that less. *artists

Poland has introduced air-traffic restrictions in the east of the country – including a ban on certain types of civilian flights – in response to the violation of its airspace by Russian drones.

Won't get as much attention as the murder of someone I'd never heard of in #Utah, but the suspicious killing of Vian Ruma, a young #environmental activist in #Indonesia deserves more global attention. We're losing too many of our future in #Asia @mongabay.com news.mongabay.com/2025/09/deat...

I will never understand the appeal of drinking tea out of a mason jar. especially hot tea. what are you doing?

September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as they can go both ways 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

you know that it's the end of summer break when you overhear students arguing about the temperature in Celsius. hi Americans, welcome to Poland! good luck with your studies and the metric system.

I was looking at the expanse gifsets as one does on a Saturday morning, and I realised that Bobbie and Chrisjen have so much hair together that their shower drain has to be disgusting all the time. hopefully, in the future, they don't have to endure that filthy nonsense.

Mon crashing out at the wedding but make it gay

#Gig #workers are playing a key role in #Indonesia #protests. It's no accident; there's been innovative, grassroots organizing taking place in the sector, led by women. I wrote about this a few months ago for @equaltimes.bsky.social www.equaltimes.org/long-silence... #tootssea #labor #gigworkers

aquired shoes that have 3 different animal prints on them. milf years prep is coming along nicely.

I do think there's an element of the cost of living crisis that is psychological. And Ella Tummel makes a good case that some of that is built on dirt-cheap fast fashion, where the illusion of affordability masks an industry built on overconsumption and pushing people to always find something new.

Polish player named Kamil Majchrzak won his US Open match. I'd like to wish good luck to American announcers and commentators. you can do this.