Told a colleague in work i was looking for the opening times on google for a lidl near me, i clicked on the reviews and seen they had left a review. they replied "oh god, that's so embarassing"

Fighting the good fight (eating the electrolyte tabs whole)

the post game keeps giving

you love to see it

@ronronzo.bsky.social david byrne in whelans

LFG deadline.com/2025/09/ando...

Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial theonion.com/musk-we...

@nqatpod.bsky.social hey just a heads-up, in the Spotify description of the latest pod, you've the wrong link to YouTube. It's a dead end goingt to www.youtube.com/@noquestiona...

welcome, exclusively young tiktok users! everyone on bluesky is very old. there are zero exceptions to this

Get his ass

oh no! kirsty has gone for the cash register! #latelatetoyshow

ffs, 30 odd years watching this and the first time we get a bit of Indian representation and he's on talking shite about rugby and st swithens day

pro tip: have all the latest meme's at the ready so you can tweet instantly about the #latelatetoyshow bit

i'm taking bets this will be featured #latelatetoyshow youtu.be/nV6uRftA-hM?...

#LateLateToyShow

you dont hear about people paying thousands for a #latelatetoyshow ticket anymore. The boom is not back.

the assassination of jesse james vs me watching it

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Let's do this! #GE24

i just wanna eat my beans in peace

Polish calendars are on a different level to Irish ones

Tyson’s still got it

New Video Alert! Sure, but Can it Run Doom? Doom has had a long impact on game culture, and its strange software and history made it one of the most ported games ever. Featuring interviews with David Kushner, @foone.bsky.social, and @johnromero.bsky.social himself! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7JH...

Every 10 years, we should move to a different platform

Quickest I've blocked an account in my life

A starter pack for my biggest haters

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Downloading my twitter archive and posting all 22k tweets in the exact same sequential order for the next 13 years