NEW: Today we published a new investigation into something happening largely out of view: immigrant kids getting separated from their families and placed in federal shelters, in some cases after something as mundane as a traffic stop🧵 1/ www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

they don't tell you how much time as a parent is spent talking about your kid's poop #parenting

Excited about my new shoelaces. Being a grown up is stupid.

First time in 20 years without a trick or treater and it was kind of a kick in the feels I wasn't expecting #Halloween #parenting

Who else is only awake right now to see Shohei hit in the 9th? #worldseries #game3 #mlb

taking a break from vacuuming because my back started to hurt and was thinking about how if I won the lotto the 1st thing I'd buy is a good vacuum cleaner. Being a grown up is so dumb

I've been a big Tua apologist all these years but it might be time to see what the kid can do ##miamidolphins #nfl

Insane

If us old folks disapprove of relationships with AI, are the kids going to call us "robophobic"? I feel like they are

the difference between regular and budget store cling wrap is too vast. I need a more moderate level of clinginess than either of these options provide

Some 100 years after prohibition, a distillery in Providence is serving up local liquor. But it's not your run-of-the-mill alcohol — it’s both organic and oceanic. https://to.pbs.org/475vVbs

Halfway through #TheWaterfront and I guess I won't bother finishing. People are getting tired of one and dones @netflix.com

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

#FantasticFour was about the nerdiest movie ever - as a FF movie should be. The narrative that it's a failure because casuals didn't show up for it is weird to me #Marvel #MCU

Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

Me in the audience as Clark and Ma are picking on Pa for being a mush #superman #DC

Freddy Freeman looks like he should be picking on Peter Parker and if you are a SWF that got both of those references hit me up

Thou shalt not pardon a convicted child molester. This one should be easy to follow.

My favorite thing about my anxiety filled 50's so far is being exhausted at 4 PM but wide awake at midnight without having to smoke crack

“a company connected to the United Arab Emirates government bought $2 billion in stablecoins issued by World Liberty Financial, the Trump family crypto firm, enabling the family to use the actual money it received to make tens of millions of dollars in interest” No attempt to hide the corruption

We won't get any Kangs but my bold prediction without any basis is that the #TVA factor pretty heavily into #FantasticFour

A reminder that after years of speaking out against Epstein and giving other survivors the courage to come forward, Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in April at the age of 41. Let's not forget that there are real human tragedies behind everything we're discussing.

I know most people gave up on #TheWalkingDead a long time ago but #DeadCity is really good guys.

I feel like the richest man in the world turning the 8th biggest website on the internet into a full on Nazi AI chatbot should be a bigger news story. Or a news story at all. Oh well, guess I'm wrong

#spoilers I guess. I dug #Ironheart and get why it's delay will help make #DrDoom easier to swallow but I think Wong not showing up in the post credits scene was a huge missed opportunity #Marvel

The administration is threatening to strip the citizenship of a man voters chose to serve as the Democratic Party’s nominee for Mayor of New York City because they don’t like his political views. Just straight up fascist shit, no chaser.

tell me something that makes you feel 8 years old again. I just ate a hotdog on a slice of white bread

A young co-worker just asked if we "remember when things were advertised on TV commercials" and I think my hair instantly turned grayer

kid just spent 2 hours cleaning her room and the only thing different is "the vibe" #parenting #teenagers

Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.

I'm late to it but #Paradise on #Hulu was reallly good. Not "feel good" TV by any means but give James Marsden all of the acting awards

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

Even if the bad people are beefing for real they'd still drone strike a bus full of you to make $27

My kid is everything that conservatives are terrified of their kids turning out to be. Starting with compassionate

Accurate

What am I going to do at 5:00 from now on? #aroundthehorn #espn #endofanera

Pretty bummed about the #wheeloftime news. It wasn't the books but I really enjoyed it

watching the #Andor finale and ep 6 of s2 #LastofUs back to back was a lot of feels

Just saw a new look at Galactus from #TheFantasticFour and it looks a little like Nic Cage to me and now I can't stop thinking about how awesome that would have been #Marvel #FirstSteps #FantasticFour

So far today Cheeto has posted attacks on Springsteen and T Swift. Who do we think is next? Dolly? Bob Dylan? If this was wagerable I might take a look at Sheryl Crow odds

I stand by the idea that one of the more important "dad jobs" is making sure all the kids remember #mothersday no matter how old they are

just watched last week's ep of #TheLastofUs and I just want to bang their heads together and tell them to go home #HBO #Max

During his first term, Trump owned and profited from Trump-branded hotels, including one located just blocks from the WH, where companies and foreign governments lined his pockets. It was an unprecedented level of presidential corruption. And it seems quaint compared to what’s happening right now.

$2.37 billion in fines and penalties is what Elon Musk companies faced as of Election Day.Today that number is zero.Inspector Generals investigating Musk were fired. Departments investigating Musk have been emasculated or closed by DOGE. This is what Musk’s $288 million to Trump bought. #ProudBlue

#BostonCeltics just went 15 of 60 from 3, still led by 20 in the 2nd half and still lost. That might have been the most painful game I've ever watched and that includes my kid's U12 games

#Thunderbolts is awesome. This was my most anticipated movie in a long time and it came throough. Believe the hype #Marvel #MCU #NewAvengers

Carrie Fisher’s daughter, Billie Lourd, has shared a photo of her children watching Leia in ‘RETURN OF THE JEDI’ on May the 4th.