I need a massage, a therapist, a party, and a snack right now.

The pussy is severely undervalued in today’s economy. Imagine the price of carpet today!! Inflation?!

Just read a story on Reddit about someone who just realized their mom got the whole carpet done in their house for the price of one sex. And here I am just using my pussy all wrong.

So PatiencexPrudence don’t got hits?! 🤨 “A smile and a Ribbon” AND “You belong to me”?! Tuh.

A descendant of Slaves Foundational Black American Soulaan Black American heritage I don’t care which one, I need FLAGS AND SHIRTS FOR CARNIVAL THAT ARE NOT STARS AND STRIPES. FAWK.

They say that truth is stranger than fiction, but I know one thing, i balance my equations, and I balance them scientifically, and I know that that's the main thing bothering this planet. It's come out in the open now. (Sun Ra)

I’m finna go sell it…

A nigga I don’t know liked all my shit on ig, followed me from both of his pages, saw a selfie in my stories… and replied “smh” for whatever reason… Is this flirting?!

Hope you’re facing the things with poise and rationality today.

I’ll settle for 180lbs tho 😭😂

I need me a 200lb weighted blanket. Maybe heavier… Sheit, it’s cold. 🥶🥶👀🥶

I confront shit usually very soft and polite, but was so different and it felt so fucking good to make it known I’m not one to play with. This is a milestone for me 🤩

I kinda want him to try me again so I can do it better next time. I’m still practicing 😂. He tried to get smart but I knocked on your door last night about it, love bug. Be grateful yall didn’t open the door because I’m calm today.

My people pleasing ass just directly confronted my neighbor about an issue. I’m so fucking proud of myself.

There are so many studies I’m sure can be done about the impact of grandparents on our generation. They saved a lot of us from our parents for real.

I love my Granma so much 🙂‍↕️

My neighbor is antagonizing me. This is the wrong week sir.

Fiddylem people get over looked on Bsky everyday. I ain’t special lmao.

Misdiagnosed hope can be an awful addiction.

My boy done caught on 🤩🤩

COME ON WILL THE WISE!!!

I ain’t in the world too much, but why the fuck is FIFA giving that fool a peace prize? I thought it was for football??

This really is one of those days. Why is it getting worse?

The illusion of power is a bad bitch, ain’t it?

No trees and no coffee for the past 2 days. Why am I still over stimulated?!

Sometimes you gotta unload your random thoughts on the skyline to clear up space to be somewhat productive. Thats my justification and I’m sticking to it.

Im exhausted being a woman in the world. Every day I’m reminded of how society shits on us. It’s a constant barrage of depression and I’m not even factoring being black in it right now.

Woke up crying for no reason and realized it’s my pops bday so I’m like he can’t be sad on his day. Log on fb, he’s definitely sad today. Lemme find something to cheer him up.

Movement was meditation for me this year.

Hell, I’m still waiting to meet folks on bsky lol.

I love this song.

I hate planning trips with people that operate in the frequency of LACK. FAWK.

I need a hug from a man with big ol arms.

Has this week been hellish for everyone or just everyone in my vicinity?!

Men are online openly saying they’re happy pussy about to be $40 again because they’re cutting SNAP. ain’t no way these the niggas we supposed to marry and have babies with and be submissive to?

Nah, I can’t really see that far.

My Granma approves of my alter ego name. Now I gotta legally change it 😭🤣

Head On - Apply directly to the forehead

I’ve never slept in a hotel that I didn’t wanna bathe in before but Miami is full of surprises I see lmao. Gotta rearrange my whole fawkin day 🤣

Where’s the sobe?!! 👀

Why do these people want death and war so fucking bad?

I might be late on the topic, but if Jasmine said any of that, they would be calling for her removal.

The Rock and JLo have the same energy. Like they just need to be seen or something.

My favorite part about this year is realizing that us deciding to leave them folks to their devices was intuitive for the collective. We haven’t lost our roots, yall. 💚

Ain't no loneliness epidemic. It's a wackness epidemic. You niggas suck.

I don’t lose value just because niggas have no curiosity.

Life has been so lonely since 2020…

Like I just want one human to really see me.. just one.

I’m just mad it seems all the brothers with brains are gone or claimed.