I just asked my husband to break down how unhinged the 76ers are, and when he was done, I let him know I’m now their biggest fan. In case anyone is wondering where my mental health is currently.

😻🥰😻🥰

Oh so he’s dead-dead then.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

It’s so fantastic and important and, yes, life-fulfilling that we get to have art! 🥹

I wish Lindsay Graham could die every weekend, this rules

Graham left this world as he lived in it—spewing shit from an open orifice. I mean what else needs to be said about one of the most sycophantic fucks in a wildly crowded field of them.

This rainy #caturday is brought to you by world-class kitten naps 😻😻

Between Oracle of Night by Sidarta Ribeiro and Mysticism by Simon Critchley, my summer reads are a vibe. “Adulthood is the abdication of ecstasy” is a banger of a line if I’ve ever read one.

I’ve been building my excitement for my BC trip— just found out that puffins vibe right where I’m going to be??? All the whales I might see??? MAYBE EVEN A GREAT PACIFIC OCTOPUS, because why tf not??? I’m sure Vancouver is rad, but I can’t wait for the wild!!

Today, my career took a weird turn for the delightful. The what-ifs just keep cycling and I’m very excited about it!

Hell yeah, Switzerland!

Okay, but as a weird anarchist, 🥹🥹🥹, bless u, RL Pup

Listen, we’ve all seen that episode of Scandal, and know how the story ends.

You do not have to give people “due process” before you choose not to vote for them. You can just be like “oh word the guy who wrote rape apologia and had allegations just got another serious allegation? Guess he doesn’t need to be my senator.”

Oh so they definitely knew about all the skeletons in his closet and still said “bet.”

The fun thing about being a woman and having medical stuff is the internalized gaslighting- “Maybe I DON’T actually have Celiac Disease” so I eat lots of gluten and then spend the next however long in more pain than the average person can imagine, and not just GI either.

My husband and I are celebrating #America250 by decluttering our house and color drenching our kitchen, while I listen to a podcast series on the Reconstruction Era. Our independence is so much more than just 7/4/1776.

Did I just spend several minutes talking to a fan jumping spider in my kitchen????

I love Buc-ee’s far more than the average American and it still doesn’t crack my top 1,000 of what makes the US a delightful place to visit. Air conditioning as just a norm is further up the list and that’s still not in the top 1k.

I clicked it, looked up the word, and am now on a war path on behalf of the ERA.

Oh! I half forgot that I booked a solo trip to Vancouver for Labor Day weekend/week! It’s only Vancouver, but I’ve never international solo-traveled before!

Tfw the second act is unexpected but incredible.

I love that everyone gave me shit about wanting earplugs for the Noah Kahan concert. Opening artist, and my phone is blowing up with pleas for relief in the form of my cheap earplugs, and I’ve never felt so vindicated.

I’ve been thinking a lot about @ninatotenberg.bsky.social’s error and her apology. For so many reasons, @npr.org is a true treasure.

Hi friend, relax your jaw 🫶

This weekend’s house project turned out better than I thought it would, but was also a good amuse bouche to the kitchen project I **thought** I’d also be able to complete 🫠🥴

And to be candid, it is also a fucking lie that everyone fucking knows. If 14+15 were intended for whites, they’d have fucking LEVERAGED that at EVERY chance they could. But that it’s only seriously being chattered now????

But who tf is my guy??? Ed Zitron sounds like a made up car salesman.

This is my hometown that the administration put on the map. These are my neighbors (in more ways than one). And those of us that can, need to fucking stand up and do whatever it takes to protect our neighbors and communities from these fascists.

Justice Kagan, in dissent, emphasizes that Alito and the majority are too cowardly to even print Donald Trump's bigoted statements in their opinion, only giving them summaries which drastically downplay their severity. She is right. The majority is endorsing racism.

Ope, turns out, it’s ANOTHER GODDAMN RESPIRATORY INFECTION.

I legitimately had no idea, and that makes this fight against usps way more dumb.

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate Democratic voters, then please don’t run for our vote in democratic primaries. Don’t patronize our desire for social justice. Don’t ask for our donations. Don’t tell Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaigns.

I went to dc for the first time ever last year (Juneteenth weekend in fact), and I’m so glad we went then instead of now. They’ve desecrated our capital, and I’d be catching charges.

“Or ELSE 😡🔪🧨”

Is it allergies or YET ANOTHER GD respiratory infection. Serves me right for taking the full weekend to explore a new city and not stress about Work or Life or The World.

Not only did I find a piebald Canadian Goose (🥰😻🥰😻), but ALSO FLOOFY GOOSE GOSLINGS (@banditelli.org!!!!) Pittsburgh is pretty rad, actually

I cried so hard, the docent told me thank you because it was a reminder of how cool his job is lol

This Juneteenth feels especially appropriate to really listen to this incredible speech. 100/10 recommend for the uninitiated. open.spotify.com/show/29hsjeV...

As a collector of dead things, I feel I must share what I found on the sidewalk (and is most certainly already packed away).

This was actually worth creating an account to read for 🥹🥹🥹

Wandering around downtown Pittsburg while my husband sleeps in and i found the perfect cafe for him— Original Story Coffee— and I just love when my wandering takes me places.

Birds— of all feathers and etc— would never.

This is absolutely heartbreaking, but this is also what “Conservative” means, politically, today. It is just abhorrent behavior on display by the modern republican party and flies in the face of what our “city on a shining hill” is supposed to stand for.

seeing the posts about visitors discovering that you can walk around most of our cities and just be yourself in a multicultural setting, discovering tailgating, starting impromptu block parties, my muslim mayor, etc. etc. it's corny to say it but that's our secret sauce. and it means something

Is millennial middle aged just being in our garage sale-ing, bird watching, bathrobe wearing era?? Because I’m so here for this and loving every second of this insanity.

Have I spent the last few days glutening myself like I’ve forgotten how bad celiac disease is??? But boy howdy am I remembering now.

Seeing all of the celebration in NYC last night has me legitimately crying in my kitchen at 8a on a Sunday. Why would anyone NOT choose joy, and instead pick hate?? Who wouldn’t want this feeling to last forever?