Alastair
@benaaronflynn.bsky.social
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Skin is Madonnaβs best song
Are you whores enjoying the snow in America?? Its so snowwy ouwsideee i love the snowww here uuuu im stuck inside all cozyyy and if i go outside i can enjoy the snowwww uuwwwuuuuu - fuck you!!!
about 23 hours ago
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Im jealous of all the snow yall get - it hasnβt snowed properly where I live for the last 3 years π Go outside!!! Play with the snow!!!! Take a walk!!!! Enjoy people falling down!!! Take pictures!!!!
1 day ago
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I uninstalled it. What a shame. Started out so good but it got way worse. Wish i could take my 61 hours back
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2 days ago
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southpaw
3 days ago
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
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I am legitimately thinking about uninstalling Final Fantasy 16. Story started out so well but now its just fucking boring. We literally don't know if Jilll is alive or dead - so instead of immediately searching for her, we gotta find a ship blueprint first. What the fuck is this pacing
3 days ago
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Loving my hair today
4 days ago
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Jorge β¨
4 days ago
Bluesky on FCF
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was halfway drunk lmao
5 days ago
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I fell into relistening to my Eurovision past faves - maybe the veil has been lifted from my eyes - most of these songs are really horrible hsjdhdjdhd why did i love them so much lmao
5 days ago
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Jorge Caldera
5 days ago
And while we're at it, let's install bidets in every office bathroom
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Ubiflop
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6 days ago
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Flash floods donβt lie πββοΈπββοΈ Gush donβt lie πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
6 days ago
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My cock during October :
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7 days ago
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Do not listen to yourself after 10 PM.
7 days ago
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Today, is the last day. That im using words. Theyβve gone out. Lost their meaning, donβt function anymoreeeee
7 days ago
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Jae
7 days ago
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I want this but i dont want this actually but i think i might need it for my future so do i endure this thing that i dont want for potentially a better future or does nothing matter at all?
8 days ago
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Lemme suck on your scircle
8 days ago
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Forever a bird shoulder
9 days ago
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Just finished the Leftovers Season 3 πππππ Book of Nora ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
9 days ago
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Binging the leftovers - its 3 am, watching The Book of Nora.
9 days ago
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Dying at this
10 days ago
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SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 ENDING WHATTHE FUCKKKKKKKKMMMMNNMKKKKKKK
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11 days ago
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Leftovers season 2. Insane. β€οΈ
11 days ago
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I looked like this in 2016. Yes i reverse age and look better now.
11 days ago
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There is literally nothing more embarrassing of you to only remember bluesky when twitter is down. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off of this app, you attention seeking, validation seeking, embarrassment of a person.
11 days ago
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They made this specifically for
@joeorgana.bsky.social
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11 days ago
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Fuck You Itβs Viridian!
12 days ago
Fridays on Bluesky:
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I am so tired of my life ugh
13 days ago
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The way this 1000 word essay has given me the worst anxiety and spiral i have experienced in a while
13 days ago
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GlizzyMcguire
15 days ago
Being on the internet feels so pointless and bleak. Like modern society is crumbling before us but hereβs a thirst trap. Or I just watched a state sanctioned murder but can you believe Sinners got snubbed at the Golden Globes? Idk
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Ugly
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15 days ago
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I AM UNWELL
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15 days ago
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Now why did the change the credits for season 2 of the Leftovers?
16 days ago
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Athena is an asshole and its unfair that they had a singing challenge after a screaming challenge.
#DragRace
#RupaulsDragRace
17 days ago
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I am sick again. 5th time being sick in the last 2 months
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18 days ago
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I am watching the Leftovers for the first time. What the fuck is happening lmao
19 days ago
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When are we gonna talk about how Jacob Tierney (director of Heated Rivalry) is hot too
19 days ago
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Accepting my faith that i will never ever workout without eating one sugar cube. Specially after big compound moves, i need my sugar.
19 days ago
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Bjorkβs Grateful Grapefruit
19 days ago
Iconic
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So i think EVEN the protein isolate whey is making me nauseous and bloated. What the fuckkk am i supposed to do
20 days ago
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Yeah no someone teach me how to take a mirror gym selfie
21 days ago
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Not my doctor telling me that i should not use my hands at the gym for 6 weeks π
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22 days ago
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Can any gym oomfs share some muscle building tips for someone who is NEVER hungry? Are mass gainers worth it? I just slowly started drinking two shakes per day, but other than that i really donβt eat anything during meals.
22 days ago
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Someone used a photo of me with Grok to create something inappropriate - so i started legal action and sent an affidavit immediately. Never ever posting anything on twitter ever again. And never going public. And i am hoping this platform gets a private option too.
22 days ago
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first time eating Tajin - is it supposed to make me poop extremely fast?
24 days ago
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Did gym after a month (thanks seasonal flu)
24 days ago
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America and Israel are terrorist states of the world. What's even worse is that they can get away with whatever they do.
24 days ago
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Priyankaβs song was awful. PMβs drag is so lazy that im not even sure if its drag anymore. Lazy and ugly. PM did win that lip sync tho.
24 days ago
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No seriously how do i find guys like Scott Hunter - i am still not over it.
25 days ago
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