Love that I apply to +100 jobs every day and after one of them randomly cold calls me for a quick phone interview and their first question is “So…do you know about our company?” and i of course replied with “No” 😭 😭😭 I apply to so many jobs its impossible for me to know all of them.

Watched Devil Wears Prada 1 & 2 today 1: hated Andy’s friends and boyfriend. Fun movie! 2: the first half was really boring, but the second half was really good.

Man, 30 Rock continues to be the funniest show of all time. Season 3 is magic. Star cast. Jon Hamm, Salma Hayek, Steve Buschemi and Martin. Insanely funny show

It got so cold here that we had to repoen our heating system lmaooooo. We were not using that shit since March!!!! Its May!!!!

5

Motherquake

Arm cast is out! I am freeeee

This summer will be a summer of healing

please be a good season this is a good ass cast #DragRace

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx83... Queen of pop.

After this I got a random infection and fever twice and the episode that im experiencing rn is by far the first one I think collectively they drew my blood around forty bottles

Not surprising that many people are leaving back for Twitter to be honest. This platform had such a huge potential, but they are just ruining it by vibecoding and not bringing any user functionalities

y’all im sorry i hate the nazi site too but this place is cooked so long as it’s usability functions like that of a mcdonald’s soft serve machine

Cunt

Can we split that Emmy between Jean Smart and Lisa Kudrow????? #Hacks #TheComeback

Im alive, still recovering from my TFCC tear surgery!!!!

#DragRace this really is a nothingburger season imo but this was a fun episode i guess

Suffering more than Jesus 🙏😔

I think the entire world is waiting for a nuke to create sanctions towards USA and Israel. It’s insane to see the shit they get away with.

Finished season 1. Yup. She deserves all the awards.

always loved jean smart from watchmen and legion - finally watched hacks. she is fucking brilliant on it

destiny’s child:

Miss being able to use both hands. 😍

barbenheimer for bottoms

Joan of Arc

I don't like April Fools in a good year. This year I have no patience for it

Friend zoned, no gym, constant health issues, surgery, rejection from Erasmus Worst 6 months of my life.

Okay now i am nervous because of my upcoming tfcc (hand tear) surgery

Blood results are back. I am as sound as a bell. Doctor have concluded that I got covid on October > which led me immunocompromised > and with my luck i got sick 7 times. I would go back to the gym however now I will get surgery for my hand, so no lifting for at least 2-3 months again lmao

Of all the “Friends” stars, Lisa Kudrow has had the most unorthodox postshow career, creating a menagerie of oddballs. But Valerie Cherish, Kudrow’s character in “The Comeback,” is “her finest creation,” Michael Schulman writes. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/mHeTem

Still have an ongoing repeated infection. Getting even more bloodwork done. Still cant go outside or to the gym. I am absolutely going insane.

I still have not seen Sinners btw

Y’all need to stop giving a fuck about #Oscar, or at least if you are still going to, take it less seriously. Not even the Academic members taking the movies seriously by not watching them all.

Just got friendzoned who wants to murder me? 🥰😍

Whoever put Anne in this Bjork “Post” T-shirt I love you

The man who campaigned for Israel’s inclusion in #Eurovision, and who met the Israeli president, is a sexual predator and was just fired from his job. Not shocked or surprised at all. Spiritually Israeli fucker.

Its my birthday, please send me money, nudes, or job offers at Europe 🙏❤️ Already got my gift though 😍

I eat asses like yours for breakfast

I think Myki Meeks is gonna win this season #DragRace

okay i am once again reminding y'all to label your nude posts!! either the gays are getting lazy/forgetting or bluesky's moderation is not working because i have seen 5 uncensored hogs on my feed this morning

Sorry what? I need to subscribe to Scruff Pro to see private photos that was shared with me??????? Stupid fuck of a decision.

I watched the opening scene of the Beauty and it sucks ass. Truly awful stuff. Very amateurish. Shocked how Ryan Murphy is on Hollywood directing and writing shit, and even more surprised how many people still watch his shit from ass shows.

Yall bitches better be right about how good this book is , just bought it.

My last name in turkish means Boobies.

Well im finally getting surgery on my hand that has been hurting for the last 5 years, which means that I can say goodbye going to the gym for a while 😭💀

Pepsi Strawberries and Cream Flavor Zero Sugar is a drink sent from the heavens.