Muppets are the best

I’ve dodged some bullets in my lifetime but avoiding tiktok addiction is one of my most cherished misses.

Me talking to my balls in the morning :

For some reason i dont wanna watch the new DragRaceUK, dunno why. Lost its spark i think.

Borb

Going to the gym takes about 5 hours im gonna lose my mind 40 minutes commute 1.5 hours gym 30 minutes waiting the bus 40 minutes getting back home I left at 13:20 and its 17:00 at home now

Drag Queen who is into Fitness name : Leg Gurl

thats a wrap for me with casein protein. all of these milk proteins makes me extremely bloated. i don't think i am lactose intolerant as i can eat cheese etc and nothing happens.

TRENT REZNOR HAS FIVE FUCKING CHILDREN? horny fucking bastard

This is not a good year for Jorden Peele lmao , first loosing Weapons script bidding and now Him

Despite everything i still would’ve loved to live in NYC

hi again, its me tits

in a depressing mood, this life was not meant for me, etc etc.

Team everyone except Jay Kay #Dragula.

played three rounds of rivals and i immediately got reminded why i quit that game.

being slutty at the gym

Damn my body really did slimmed down and my ass got bigger

I’m so tired of the 90/80s aesthetic

God bless Taskmaster. So so so fun.

Im tired of yearning i wanna boyfriend who i can have fun and flirt and sext and kisssss

Is doing the elliptical machine without holding the hands and just balancing with my big fat juicy ass whore behavior or not?

im trying to rewatch season 9 of drag race but i am going to quit because of that annoying cunt alexis michelle. really really annoying. Specially in untucked she is extremely insufferable

you gays have successfully converted me to be a zara larsson fan.

America is insane dude. I fucking hate him too but that is some third world country shit. Things there is about to get even uglier.

I did back extension machine yesterday and my butt is on fire Byeeee RDLs! You flop!!!!

I really really really really hate being turkish and living in turkey and i hate it more that i cant change it. I am literally powerless. Stuck in this shithole. Your first world-ers cant understand or fathom how tiring it is.

Could not be me x2

VMA’s are the epitome of American pop culture cringe. It’s really bizarre and filled with circle jerk

Yaaaay it wasnt cloudyyyy

Madonna Runaway Lover but she says “Sashay, away” instead of “Uh-uh, no way”

Is this considered a hung smile

There’s a blood moon eclipse tonight and im %10000 its going to be cloudy.

Back in the grind (gym)

i need a WoW playing nerd boyfriend

Amy Adams in arrival:

Happy fcf

Holy shit. Was talking with my mom about past struggles, and out of nowhere she ended up talking about me being gay. She apologized for her past reaction when I first came out, said it was ignorance, and genuinely accepted me and apologized Is this real? I told her. She said “yes.”

If i lose this round of rivals, im uninstalling

Me when im constipated :

LETS UNITE TONIGHTTTTT WEEE WEEeeeEEEEE SHOULDNT FIGHTTTTTTT EEEeeeEEEEMMMBRACEEE YOU TIGHT LEEEEEEEETSSS UNISON

Notice how she said English teacher and not Choir teacher. Even she knows she can’t sing.

I hate how micro transactiony marvel rivals is getting New events upon new events upon small battle passes

The h word levels are out of control, was out of town for a week

Me when im ready to top a painter bottom :

The way im addicted to Balatro

because my oomves have taste

hi i was on a wedding

Okay yeah BALATRO is fun as FUCK

Okay. I have decided. This fall/winter , when it gets cold, im doing a Twin Peaks rewatch.

I have been going to the gym just to do cardio recently. Today I wanted to do hip thrust and deadlifts to work on my back and the way I feel like shit right now…… Fuck hip thrusts. Never ever doing them again. Day ABSOLUTELY ruined and I couldn’t even do cardio