at this point the nuggets might have to start wrapping players in bubble wrap

if youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can believe it it's a Friday once again

Flow was great but why the hell was it so stressful like I just wanted a lighthearted movie about a cat. I didn't know I was gonna have to fear for their life like that 😭😭

so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.

Hitting refresh every ten minutes and giggling

all this says to me is that at least ( and tbh probably much much more than) 15.2% of ai users are explicitly using ai for porn

I feel like Ocean's Eleven is peak dad movie

It's Elmo's birthday

I think this SpaceX / xAI merger is likely to be very important (bad) in ways that are both predictable and ways that I’m not sure about yet. I think it is undeniable that Starlink/reusable rockets/spamming satellites into low earth orbit is a very notable thing. Combining that w bad ai company-idk

imma be thinking about these two for a while

>Legit great MVP level player >Gets all the soft ass cupcake flags/whistles even though they’re unnecessary for this level of talent. >Cries constantly for flags/ whistle anyway >On a small market team in a shithole city filled with podunk ass hillbilly fans that don’t know shit about ball.

should've been Clipse 😔

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

FINALLY some good news

if youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can believe it it's a Friday once again

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I have taken out of a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal accepting Kanye’s apology. It cost me $300,000 (which I really couldn’t afford 😬) but it was worth it to promote tolerance and harmony!

This isn’t just “owning the libs” — this is the highest office in the nation using technology to lie to the entire world. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Spending $4.8M to get Trump to allow you to neglect seniors.

what did they think they were doing? like lmfao

It is important to know that despite its prominence TikTok loses billions of dollars and tweaking algorithms lays havoc to your ad sales. Oracle is gonna destroy this thing and it’s going to combine with the data center debt and consume it whole www.theinformation.com/articles/tik...

Two memorials in three weeks. 1.5 miles apart.

so very scared but there is hope!

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

THE BRONCOS WON'T BE SHUT OUT 🤩

I'm very scared of the Broncos game...

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.

A new federal filing from ICE demonstrates how commercial tools are increasingly being considered by the government for law enforcement and surveillance. www.wired.com/story/ice-as...

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

A man was wrestled to the ground and shot multiple times by federal agents in Minneapolis

Thank goodness everyone spent months deciding that the Chinese were stealing our data so we could switch to good old patriotic American data stealing

if youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can believe it it's a Friday once again

On a separate note, the Twitter accounts for Kalshi and Polymarket have started to get extra sketchy — posting stuff like in the tweet below, but also just making things up completely. It's... weird.

NUGGETS WON YIPPEEEEEEEEE

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just performative cruelty. By, among others, the nation’s top diplomat.

Shit like this is why it’s been fuck AI from day one. Always where it was heading.

good time to mention my favorite/his best performance in Da 5 Bloods being snubbed for absolutely no reason

terrifying...

terrifying....I'm seeing the Nuggets play the wizards on Thursday and they're playing the worst they've played all month

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

i think it is simply true that for all intents and purposes stephen miller is the president of the united states

🚨New Cam's Corner post🚨 open.substack.com/pub/camsavag...

😐

I'm so scared

FOR BO NIX SO LOVETH #BRONCOSCOUNTRY THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN ANKLE SO THAT THE DENVER BRONCOS MAY LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

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screaming crying throwing up 😔😔😔 all that and it's over