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So back here to say Im at Aces & Eights in 2 weeks time. Should be good fun! www.acesandeightssaloonbar.com/events/jaz-m...

I’ll be at Londons’s Aces & Eights comedy club on April 2nd, doing a preview of my new show! Its 8pm and Pay What You Want. #comedy #altcomedy www.acesandeightssaloonbar.com/events/jaz-m...

Nando’s has decided to launch a comedy competition. I worked for its head office (or central support as it’s known), which was one of the most toxic places I have ever worked with a high staff turnover. Im entering.

I sincerely hope there is not a ChatGPT unwrapped.

Really excited for this one! Still time to get tickets!

Happy to announce Im doing a preview of my 3rd Ed-Fringe show, ‘Jaz Mattu Forever’ at London’s Rosemary Branch Theatre! December 22nd at 5pm! If you’re around, come on down. www.rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/jaz-mat...

Growing up watching the Bond films, I assumed everyone wanted to be like the womanizing, jet-setting spy. Judging by people's behavior online, I guess everyone else wanted to be like the billionaire maniacs—obsessed with getting richer and taking over the world with their own fascist cults.

Perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to say my favourite movie line is ‘Life is pain…Anyone who says differently is selling something.’ In this mornings ‘get to know each other’ work event. I swear comedy makes your brain move in mysterious ways.

Watching a TV quiz show as a kid: £10,000 pound is nothing, these guys are losers, why didn’t they try to get more? They have to split it 4 ways now. Now: Those idiots! They should have taken the low offer, £6000 split four ways is amazing. Ah imagine what I could do with that. Fix the back door?

Oh no, I got that unshakeable feeling this morning, the one that is a blessing and a curse. As this morning I said out loud: ‘Maybe, I’ll start my own comedy night’ No…let the day dreams end.

Haven’t seen any jokes about Gary Lineker resigning to become the new Archbishop of Canterbury, which tbh is a total failure really. Clearly you guys need the game to go goalless in Ecclesiastical time only to then go on to lose 4-1 on Penances.

First preview of my new show, ‘Jaz Mattu Forever’ done! at Angel Comedy’s the Bill Murray pub no less! Excited to see how this show develops. Pictured below is me turning into Absurdist Jesus.

Well, probably a good time to do my first post. London. Im doing a preview of my comedy show this Sunday at 4pm, Angel Comedy’s ‘Bill Murray Pub’. Come down if you in enjoy multimedia standup comedy-theatre. £5.57 a ticket. Ticket link below: link.dice.fm/L62994298231... #standup #ukcomedy