C is for chuul! Lots of tongue! Not everybody's thing, but I can dig it. Or I could, if there were some luscious smoochers on there. No lips, no smooch. 0/5

Don't bully him, he's exactly where he belongs.

B is for beholder! Again no lips. Too much eye contact. 0/5

Love thy neighbor is all well in good but it does heftily imply, love for not neighbors is optional at best. So by shrinking the "neighbor" in group, Christianity becomes the perfect medium to grow fascistic ideology and identity.

The official dishonored RPG might be a more fun system than blades in the dark. It needs some slight reworks for smoothness of play, but I'm interested in running them back to back now to see which one holds up better

A is for aboleth: no lips, maybe some good caressing from the tentacles? But that's icing on a shit kiss. 0/5

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social thought you may appreciate this one

Somethings Coming… Do you like Improvised stories? Do you like character focused DND? Are you interested in geopolitics, but IRL stresses you out? Does the pitch “Like if WWI had Wizards” tickle your fancy? Then stay tuned for Anthem, a new Actual Play DnD Video Podcast kick-starting in early 2025…

Mob boss: You's tellin me you got a call from some kinda crustacean? Goon: yeah it was a crab what rang me boss.

What a petty little tyrant this little baby boy is. Apparently the image has been doctored, and yet spiritually it feels so true.

I was part of a joint* interview with Andrew & Keith of @duel-geon-masters.bsky.social! It's gone live today on their podcast on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/76MY... - Thanks for having me, I really enjoyed it! 😁

Incredible episode! #dnd #podcast #homebrew #strahd

me and my thoughts once I stop posting

Telling a cartoonist to just do a little self promotion a day to maintain an audience.

Speculative fiction where we explore the alternate reality if I eggs and toast with my wife for brecky instead of coffee and a smoke with Terrance the Alley raccoon. Positively dystopian. #speculativefiction #literature #raccoon

(I can’t be the only one to see this and think, crikey, that would make for a cracking fantastical comic.)

Get it now?

My hot take is that a fully explored "through the omen paths" set would be far more interesting to most MTG fans than any of this over explored spider drivel. I'm down for too many spiders. I'm not down for them to also be peter parker. Again.

"by whatevereans necessary, will I lay low those who have stepped against me, Those who have injured my kin. Through blood shall I be a cleansing flame for all that is wrong in this world" -the oath of vengeance

Bagira from jungle book WOULD be a paladin

Yo anyone getting raptured mind snagging some milk and honey and bringing it back for me? Gonna make some sleepy time tea and craasssh. Oat milk if they haveit k thx.

To those who cancelled their Disney related subscriptions. Since Trump defunded PBS, it would help them quite a bit if you took the same money you used to send to Disney and instead, sent it to PBS/NPR.

Absolutely genius

Aggressively relatable

coates is genuinely a generational writer

Jesus fuck why!?! The Chesapeake is not a chemical dumping ground and the gunpowder is beautiful.

Honestly the first ten are pretty forgettable which makes September 11 that much more impressive.

Never forget 9/11. Forget birthdays, forget names, never forget 9/11. Forget September, forget what days are, never forget 9/11. Forget your wife, you're daughter, go mother your husband but never forget the numbers 9/11. Forget why we remember, never forget 9/11.

Reposting Posting on Wednesday. Misinformation abounds.

Trick question: batman is pan. Bat man is married to the mission and fighting crime knows no gender.

I need a sketch, or even short series of Brennan Lee Mulligan as a brave knight lost in the woods, haunted and hunted by a trickster spirit: Vic Michaelis. bugs bunny vs opera singer style hijinks ensue.

5/6

Self love Saturday!!

plump heathcliff

Food Justice DMV is delivering food to families #DC #Maryland and #Virginia who can't/are afraid to go to work and be disappeared. There is much lost income in these situations. And many people in the community find it so hard to reach out for help. This is a lifeline. www.foodjusticedmv.org

Can't wait to see it in Baltimore, eventually.

That's 170 million people splitting that 4 trillion That's more three times the population of the hundred most populated cities in America, splitting the same amount as two city buses full of billionaires. Oligarchy? sure. This is dystopia.

Lets treat humans like humans before we even start the talks about what else gets that treatment!

thinking of not using food delivery because it's ontologically evil instead of my previous reason, which is that it's ridiculously expensive

Name a straight Oscar. I'll wait!

When the many wicked pacts of the fae run rampant, inevitably, total war of a kind yet unseen will be unleashed. It's not the arch fae drafted into the whimsical trenches between seasonal courts. it's pixies, sprites and whisps fighting their wars, catching stray spells. The can only end tragically.

✨💯💯💯✨

“Ok, so I can’t make jewelry, but I’m great at disarming an alarm system and smashing glass cases”

If you need a holiday as an excuse to celebrate Labor, you're not a true American.