Hey, asking as someone who until recently was an editor at USA TODAY: What the fuck is this?

“Yeah it turns out some tit has only gone and accidentally leaked the US security plans” *farts*

I’m sorry I straight up cannot believe the CIA hasn’t killed Elon Musk yet.

At a gathering with a bunch of normies and they are all talking about how they are using AI for everything. To write blog posts. To maximize social posts. To homeschool their kids. They’re showing each other their flattened bullshit “art.” Never felt such despair, we’re in a cultural death spiral.

Yeah, I’ve got red book on my phone

I call bullshit, there are no developing tanks, no minilab, no darkroom, nothing

Just saw a post where someone mentioned “removing all the terrible aspects of the [Raymond Chandler Marlowe] novels” and now I want to kick a hole in a stained glass window

Today I discovered I fit in the boot of the golf. It’s nice in here. I might just stay in here for a while

Pet shop kitten

Who are some good #freepalestine folks to follow on here?

fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland

The lampshade sniffer

Sleepyhead

Bertie in the egg chair

The real bludgers.

Cat in a bag

Your guess is as good as mine as to why there is a cat under our solar panels

Someone went for a big walk and is close to conking out. Bertie is pretty tired too

48

Their claws are scary but that didn’t stop me getting a selfie with this possum

Australians having sex

Haha another "young family" bought a house in inner-city Melbourne for $3.67 million, that's wild, anyway your head goes in that little hole there, that's right, now I'm going to count to three and pull this lever

It’s Friday, have a trixie

Love too spend $86 at the chemist for all my stupid little pills for my stupid little brain

Skeets should be called Bleets

Look at that face!

A tale of two rich people: Elon Musk: buys twitter for $44b and fucks it royally. Jeff Bridges: loves his widelux camera so much he starts a company to restart production. Be more like Jeff, rich people.

Possum in a palm tree

New invite codes just dropped, huh?

A first class ticket on the Titanic was £30. £3,160 (AU$5,935) in today’s money. A bargain compared to $250k to end up in the same place. And you got a cruise and food

There needs to be something like doordash where someone will come to your house and grab you a snack from the cupboard when you’ve got a cat asleep on your lap

When I’m home alone I eat on the jofa, but when friends come over I make sure to be a nice host and we all eat at the jable

You could probably do with a trixie right now

Bertie’s first walk! She was incredibly good on the lead and even made a friend

Here, have a Trixie

Can’t believe no-one has skeeted about the melbourne earthquake yet

Not gonna lie, the name of this site makes me think of this every time

So what’s a post called on here? A puff? A breeze? A cloud? Help me out here