Coughed spat and laughed manically at Phileas Fogg returning to declare "I've got the finest paprika... And I've also got the clap"

A Wheezing Groaning Sound & Smersh Pod double bill! LIVE! Join Tom, Paul and John for a couple of hours! Saturday October 17th, 2026. Tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cheer...

First person to do ass to mouth.

Was looking at the fixtures tomorrow and they've spoilered all the scores. Someone will have a red face at the BBC.

so were they just lying about having written the kier starmer christmas special?

There’s a bunch of kids hanging around by my laptop asking if I’ll go into the internet for them to cyberbully someone and get them a 2lt bottle of Diamond White.

Here's a birthday playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/0Jm...

The Monster of Peladon (Part One) shows.acast.com/wheezing/epi...

Not a serious country.

CARRY ON AT YOUR CONVENIENCE DAY! shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Disney's very expensive curate's egg. But is it fun? Listen to find out more!

The new Banksy makes you think

“What is the charge? Not eating a well-prepared meal? A succulent, well-prepared meal?!?” @wheezingpod.bsky.social – still the only #DoctorWho podcast in existence – covers Earthshock with added songs about wine, women and villainy! ++ EXCELLENT ++

I would pay good money to see @johnrain.co.uk and @paullitchfield.bsky.social do one last JP Special. We need to know what happened on this day, see more sitcom ideas and finally find out who the fuck is this!

90s Sting looks like Starmer in cosplay. Pass it on.

I'm afraid to say you only have one Davison left to do! In fact I make it 20 full episodes in full left to do. We've come a long way over 6 years. Bollocks to booby.

Fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jyw...

They're back baby!

The Keys of Marinus shows.acast.com/wheezing/epi...

"So Victor goes into the bathroom as Mrs. Meldrew’s coming out, and he sees there’s another man in there, what was he doing in there, well of course we know that he’s there for legitimate reasons, but Victor says ‘What the hell do think you’re doing’… very funny"

Vote for Smersh as the Listeners' Lobe Award winner here! podlifeawards.com/vote/the-lis...

Keep the British end up & Vote Smersh.

@paullitchfield.bsky.social what do you think of Mozzers new album Paul, there's a few sublime ones on there

“Aaand…that’s the end of my Ted Talk.”

Technical trouble in the NLD

Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!

Tom's putting it in now.

Phats and Small is what Little and Large were known as in France #totp

"Well, you look nowt like 'em"

Bluesky, or "twitter" if you're talking in old money is quite a strange experience when you only follow the 3 legends that are @wheezingpod.bsky.social

Slapping your knees when it's time to leave a social occasion.

These latest pictures are damning.