Does that include you? You were literally accused of sexual assault by your college girlfriend that resulted in Stanford banning you from the campus for a decade.

Also, stop counting your fucking films, dude. Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a shit that you’re on your 9th film or that you claim to be retiring after your 10th.

It’s wild that Quentin Tarantino shitting on Paul Dano is what finally made everyone realize he’s an insufferable contrarian. And for the record, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a fucking slog that is just QT artistically jerking himself off for 3 hours.

Israel is committing genocide and the United States should not be supporting it. But also, boycotting the last season of a TV show that was ending anyway and which has no connection to the Israeli regime does nothing. It will literally save not a single life in Gaza.

Sarah Hurtwitz is living proof that political speechwriter isn’t a real job.

You don't diminish the education of nurses and other skilled health care workers by removing the "professional" designation to their degrees if you want the country to have good health care. We need more people in the field. You don't discourage them, you incentivize them.

Rewatching Harry Potter post-JK Rowling’s fall from grace and it’s hard not to notice how the wizard world is just filled topped to bottom with total douchebags.

Timothee Chalamet sporting facial hair will never not look like a high school student trying his damndest to look old enough to buy beer.

Please don’t scroll past this This is the voice of a mother in Gaza begging for help My daughter Alma is hungry and growing sicker each day Every night she asks for food I cannot give Please if your heart still feels compassion—help us survive @ihavenodomain.bsky.social @hildaflowrr.bsky.social

How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages. Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

I know I’m pretty but I’m not as pretty as a pair of titties, Charlie Brown.

But college kids protesting a genocide is the real antisemitism. *jerk off motion*

I’m sorry then what were the lessons of the Holocaust supposed to be? To make shitty WWII movies until the Earth crashes into the sun?

What Trump said: “Hillary Clinton belongs in jail!” What Trump meant: “And then finally Bill and I are free to be together!”

“More and more cabinet members — Rubio, Miller, Noem — live on military bases now, & it's another parallel to Iraq, where the administration lived in the Green Zone. There’s something deeply unhealthy about a society where leaders are literally shut off from the communities that they govern.”

We all have to deal with the fact that GTA6, much like Speaker Mike Johnson, is never coming out.

So basically, Muslims are to Debra Messing what Jews are to Mel Gibson.

It’s some next level dumbfuckery to put out AI art bemoaning the decline of American culture and peddling nostalgia porn. “Oh back in the 90s things were so much simpler!” Dude, you’re literally using an ecosystem destroying plagiarism engine to say this.

PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

Do not be a doomer about this. Just call your New York friends and remind them to vote, and tell them to do the same. He is more popular and will win with good turnout.

How I feel watching us need another movie explaining why nuclear war is bad while we as a society do jack fuck to stop nuclear proliferation.

The Shredder:

I sometimes forget how Microsoft Word used to literally have a cartoon character that would ask you if you knew what the fuck you were doing.

The anti - Muslim hate being directed at Zohran Mamdani is at levels I’ve never seen. The goal at this point by the right and pro-genocide crowd is to incite violence against him.

It’s a CRIME that this guy has less than at least 50,000 followers on here. Non Sequitur is the fucking best. Follow him STAT.

Just so we’re clear about a few things: when Trump inevitably decides to suspend elections, imprison his would-be electoral opponents, and declare himself Dear Leader for Life, dancing around in inflatable frog costumes will no longer be the most effective course of action.

*picture of Zorhan Mamdani standing next to random Arab-American* Social Media Asshole: “THIS is Iwad al-Hamsa bin Sufyan al-Mahmoud. He is the EVIL KING OF ALL ISLAM who declared his intentions to JIHAD CHRISTMAS. And this wannabe mayor of NYC is WORKING WITH HIM!!!!”

I’m honestly sick of every shitlib Democrat saying everything horrendous thing Trump is doing is a distraction from the “real” dirty stuff. Dude, it’s ALL dirty. He’s a man-child aspiring emperor acting with impunity because he knows (correctly) that the opposition won’t stop him.

I’m actually shocked Trump is announcing his embezzlement in broad daylight for once.

What really pisses me off about this, other than the obvious, is that this will drive the Democrats even further into their establishmentarian shells where they only run Wall Street-friendly, AIPAC-approved, focus group-tested, bipartisanship-obsessed empty suits.

It’s crazy that it’s 2025 and we’re still trying to make Jared Leto happen.

Me, a massive OG Tron fan, watching Disney put out another shitty sequel.

It’s time for a traditional pause and think. Pause, and think for a moment what would have happened if Barack Obama posted a poorly made video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on people. By the end of the next week, a 25th amendment removal would be underway. Donald Trump should be removed.

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

If you’re still voting for Cuomo at this point, you’re an idiot. You’re not concerned or uncertain or playing it safe. You’re just a fucking moron. And if you’re voting for Sliwa, I’m genuinely curious how you’ve managed to survive to adulthood without swallowing a pair of scissors.

Javier Milei is just crystal meth Vladimir Putin.

It’s always struck me as odd how Steve Carrell is a virgin in The 40-Year-Old Virgin but not in The Office. You ask me to guess which one has never gotten laid and I’m picking Michael Scott every time. Simply because what real life adult would sleep with that guy?

New Pokémon game takes place entirely within a big city but you can’t even buy drugs there. Thanks a lot, wokeness!

Bari Weiss has failed upward so hard she’s broken free of Earth’s gravity.

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I just realized Cassian and Syril’s relationship on Andor is basically that of Inspector Gadget and Dr. Claw. The villain will move heaven and earth to kill the hero, who he blames for everything wrong in his life, and the hero has no fucking clue who the villain even is and couldn’t care less.

It’s only a genocide if Muslims do it apparently. And it’s only a genocidal denial if it’s an African government. Just to be clear: I don’t deny that this is happening in Nigeria nor do I defend it or the media for not talking about it. But don’t act like you have some evenhanded moral outlook.

That feeling when you just posted a perfectly worded tweet that has a glaring typo you should have noticed and you can’t do shit about it now.

I have an FB friend who is happy to see the Israeli hostages being freed. And I am too, I’m not a monster. I have empathy for ordinary people who just so happen to be live in a country with a deplorable human rights record. But she has been DEAR FUCKING SILENT on the Gaza genocide. So fuck you.

And if you counter argument is that Princess Leia was actively resisting a government employing mass murder against innocent civilians and this isn’t that, you’re not a serious person. Like at all. You have no understanding of reality.