Philip guston panel very clever

i miss twitter, bluesky is NOT the platform for my wretched little thoughts

my friend had an iphone in 2009 and i remember feeling uncomfortable when they had it out to watch a video on the subway because it felt like a garish display of wealth lol

got the ick but i'm powering through

one time in college my friend was pretending to be a depressed housewife and bought a pack of virginia slims as a bit and then got addicted to cigarettes

I think my cat has ocd and bpd

i hate the big pencil

my house is making sounds all the time and it's really none of my business

so swamped at work rn i've been working 50+ hrs every week and neglecting everything else... but i could probably get the work done in 40 if i didn't also have to build in time for 2-3 stress-related mental breakdowns weekly. and that's on systems theory!!

saw a robin tugging a worm out of the ground. Classic scene

This blue jay in my backyard is so mad at me and keeps YELLING whenever i do something in the garden like sorry dude i live here too!!

Just put some tubers in the ground 😈😈 if all goes well in a few months i will have 😈 more tubers 😈

I planted a lilac bush in the garden last fall that was like 2 feet tall and now i don't see any sign of it. I think the whole thing was eaten by rabbits

I can't believe they put Major Work Project at the same time as Garden

wearing sweatpants out in public just like my father before me

"smells like ass" is such a rude phrase but i'm afraid there's simply no better way to describe the scent of my neighbor's cigar smoke wafting through my open window on this beautiful spring day

accidentally bought bread from a local bakery i didn't realize was gluten free 💀 $12 for some BULLSHIT

sorry for not making flirty banter with you trader joe's cashier i am in the middle of a mental breakdown

whenever someone in their 30s starts talking about being so tired or having brain fog because of "perimenopause" i just get real quiet because that's long covid sister

This is no way to live, man

hey is anyone doing anything. About the um Just wondering. just wondering

saw a baby the other day that looked like the renesmee puppet

I got my parents to watch pluribus and now they're constantly asking me if the second season is out yet

i'm coming off lexapro again and the brain zaps are kinda fun 🤪

Betty draper is so sad and i love her so much

i am having a revelation that allows me to spend as much money as i want on seeds and gardening supplies

lousy smarch weather

ooof

everything i was afraid of is coming true and i'm just watching it surreally unfold on my phone screen 👍

the great recession era was actually kind of a golden age culturally (30 rock and mad men were on the air)

why do i want my house to look exactly like the child psychologist's office in mad men

i'm sick for the first time in years (testing neg for covid so far) and it's awful. idk how u people live like this all the time

Pillion was more of a bummer than i expected

hot guy who replies to my instagram story once every six months replied to my instagram story.....hope springs eternal

i don't really understand where "mr beast" came from or how but it does kind of seem like someone should do something about him

having a friend over for dinner. what do people eat

i think public thirst trapping is really cool and fun and NOT embarrassing or pathetic at all!!!!!

Let me be clear: the mayor has done NOTHING to support the people of Minneapolis. He invited Homan and ICE to City Hall in violation of the separation ordinance. He fundraised for his own legal defense instead of for rent.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

glad they finally implemented drafts on this app!!! now do locked accounts PLEASE only 5 people need to hear about how depressed and judgmental i am

my mom's trying to talk to me about making a plan to leave the country and i'm like 🙄 ok girl, but she also tried to tell me to stock up on masks in january 2020 and i was like whatever, i'm not really worried about all that, so maybe i should humble myself a little

being really liberal with the heart react in microsoft teams today... spreading love and light

You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something. Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.

rewatching mad men and really noticing lois's entire tragicomic arc leading up to that fateful lawnmower ride

i love ilhan i love minneapolis

"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport

Mood in minneapolis right now

you'd best start believing in the cool zone miss...yer in it

once again asking for a drafts folder on this app. sometimes thoughts need time to cool

does anyone know what to do