Watching @jasonjohnsonart.bsky.social on #StandUpWithPete with @petedominick.bsky.social and I need that squash cranberry salad recipe you mentioned. I’m all about a fall salad!!

My CEO and the fight against Human Trafficking thehill.com/opinion/civi...

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️

Just watched @emilyjaynef.bsky.social story on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you!!!

Please join in celebrating the patron saint of #COTTG @christianfinnegan.bsky.social on his name day. #SUPD

Hey, @ophirae.bsky.social I also “Just Say No” to murder podcasts. But if you give me a good presidential/political drama, I’m all in. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

1/ Town halls continue to go badly for GOP congresspeople, an ongoing thread: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Pc7F6y/

my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?” I was extremely proud. … and then we reviewed the definition of extortion

I’m mostly annoyed with climate change and my Midwest freezer being out of order.

My super special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange.

Help send a bunch of groovy middle schoolers to DC and NYC this summer! olr.worldstrides.net/scripts/cgii...

I’m going to start describing myself as being “on the progressive side of the Force.” Listen to this⬇️

Help send a bunch of groovy middle schoolers to DC and NYC this summer! olr.worldstrides.net/scripts/cgii...

Just so all of you feel really good about your life choices. I can NOT remember where in hid the elf. #ElfOnTheShelf #HappyHolidays

Hey, @ophirae.bsky.social I’m also dumb and wrong. 😘 #parentingIsAjoke

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

You know you’ve been depressed for a while when trimming your toenails again for the first time feels like a makeover.

Love comedy. Love Ophira. Mostly love parenting. All the things.

Parents... If you, like me, are on the struggle bus right meow - this is the listen for you. @ophirae.bsky.social #ParentingIsAJoke: Sarah Tollemache Plays the Newly Born Game pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...

@eringloriaryan.bsky.social I also react VERY POORLY to hydrocodone. Tramadol was better, but woof. #hysteria

Post you from a different era. My so-called freshman year of high school.

Regenerative farmers can be sane, scientifically literate, Black, Indigenous, non-religious, non-crunchy, non-alt-right, feminist, accepting of plant based diets, urban born, and a heterosexual male, all at the same time. Retweet this and/or follow me to see what that looks like.

I accidentally got maple ham and I feel like I’m living inside of that Dennis Leary coffee-flavored-coffee bit.

Doing the thing with the stuff and now I have a headache.

Whatever you are not changing, you are choosing.

I’m on the blooski because TFGs made everything else suck.