food: the gum you can swallow

i love the feeling of getting an iNat ID on something i posted 3 years ago

once my eyebrow reaches bill berry intensity, my life will be complete

the big reveal in crime 101 is that chris hemsworth turns out to be the creator of the beloved newspaper cartoon garfield!

Found some Nectriaceae on the peduncle of a pinecone from Pinus armandii (Chinese white pine) #fungifriends

audition by katie kitamura has so many weird parallels w/ mulholland drive. it's driving me crazy that i haven't seen anyone else say this. maybe i just saw that movie too recently.

tried a dino melon yesterday and it was incredible. love it when they come out w/ new melons. i need like 40 of them

i am basically a dog the way i hate my vacuum cleaner

I know how much you guys are freaks for some fungus-on-fungus, so here are some Hyalorbilia growing on an old toothed polypore: #fungifriends

Any ideas what these are? Found on hymenium of an old polypore in Northern IL, US. #fungifriends

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukkuta... It's crazy how much the picture they chose for this looks like Adam Scott.

every time someone combines beans and potatoes, and angel says "yummy! that looks delicious!"

i bet there's all kinds of cool stuff going on under the snow right now

found some sprucecone caps (Strobilurus esculentus) this weekend #fungifriends

i need someone to love me the way pablo neruda loved matilde

roses taste so good idc what anyone says

it's blewit season #fungifriends

gonna try and stop dreaming of coarse and unbecoming things and instead dream of some gentlemen playing cards tonight

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

quad cities answers the question: what if half of rockford was in iowa?

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

the dixon, il ronald reagan statue depicts the president riding his horse home from a wet t-shirt contest

Sometimes I wonder if having to buy a sticker as a state parks pass a la Wisconsin would help w/ this

zodiac is a movie about work-life balance

Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books: Studs Terkel William Faulkner Jamaica Kincaid Phillip K. Dick Jimmy Santiago Baca Percival Everett Naguib Mahfouz H. G. Wells Ray Bradbury Fyodor Dostoevsky

what if they invented a type of laundry that washed itself

why can i remember the combo for my middle school gym locker but not the one for the lock i've been using for the last 3 years

some tiny ascos (I assume) found on the base of a fern frond. if you have any idea what they could be, please comment! #fungifriends found in central Wisconsin

Any ID help, #fungifriends ? Looks kind of like some things in Nectriaceae, but I really don't know that family. On bark of old Frasier fir trunk I turned over.

prescription strength tums

i eat grilled cheese in tomato soup the way british people eat weetabix in milk

congratulations to pasque flowers on looking like that

nice how they have the signs telling you what directions to turn for major attractions but i need ones telling me how to get back to my house too

jamming out to the forecast like it's "birdland"

hell is full of special places

Simpson

whoa they made bill from guess who irl

can you guys post slower? im running out of ink in my printer

beerheads will deride beer they don't like as watery even though water is the #1 drink of all time

crazy how if you have enough eyebrow you eventually are left with only one eyebrow

how i feel lookin out my window while taking a hot shower

If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery Train bridge as seen from Look Out Point in White Pines State Park in Ogle County, IL

How much water you ask?

my friends all tell me i'm "petuous"

A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her. His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”

just found out horses can't eat cabbages or onions. so sad for them

the way bok choy's chunky leaves lope outward before abruptly shooting up is so beautiful yet so perfect for holding tons of dirt and dust and sand

Scarab beetle reading about Sysiphus: I bet that guy's really happy. I fucking love rolling stuff around