I really thought this Brendan Rodgers video was AI at first glance, but it turns out he's the only human in existence less realistic than the slop.

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

Beautifully done.

I didn't think I'd be saying this a few hours ago, but that's a pretty good day of cricket, all in all.

The Netflix Blades of Glory documentary on this Malinin dude is going to be brutal.

It's always the worst people who turn out to have the worst views, isn't it?

Fucking hell. I genuinely can't believe we've done that. #Saintsfc

I don't want to call myself the hero here, but I only switched on at half time. #SaintsFC

I've always said Nepal are a great cricketing nation.

NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein. He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families. The memo was NOT to be published. The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏

Just had my second meal deal of the day. Don't tell me I haven't got my shit together.

Two entirely comparable MASSIVE BLOWS to England's World Cup preparations here, as told by the Sun. Never mind Jude Bellingham's knackered hamstring, just how will the lads cope without a golf course on the site of their hotel?

Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!

So many "good guys with guns" really seem to just want to unload those guns into the nearest person who gets in their way. Shoot first; tell lies later. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

Yeah, but the MAGA lot have Kid Rock to gather everyone round and sing Macho Man, which would be, you know, really powerful and moving.

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

FUCKING GET IN THERE. LEO SCIENZA, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HERO. #SaintsFC

Well, the first half certainly lived up to the commentator calling this fixture "a sparkling jewel in the crown of English football". #SaintsFC

Absolutely loving the insightful analysis in this extensive build up. Thanks Sky. #SaintsFC

The land of the free (to roam around intimidating non-white people and killing anyone who dares to question you, so long as you're part of a government death squad)

Southampton are a club staring at their own incompetence, left to rue repeated mistakes while nothing ever seems to improve. ⬇️ inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

THIS GAME IS UTTERLY INSANE. #AFCON

Whatever you're doing, stop it and find a way to watch that penalty in the AFCON final. You won't regret it, even if you didn't sit through the 15-minute wait for it to be taken.

It's incredible how many genuinely terrible refereeing decisions they've managed to fit into added time in this AFCON final.

Don't worry, we're always so much better in the second half. #SaintsFC

Two players marking the one Hull bloke at the back post. Neither even jumped to challenge him as he headed it in. We seem allergic to defending. #SaintsFC

Just what does Tonda say to them at half time? #saintsfc

The Cup.

This is what the internet was actually invented for, Elon.

The best league in the world.

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's amazing what a bit of confidence can do for a player (or two). A month ago, neither Azaz or Armstrong would've even thought about trying those shots. #SaintsFC

I can't believe Trump didn't take the chance to big up his football draw heritage. This isn't his first rodeo, you know. youtu.be/UzO8SKEC-no?...

I'm loving Brass Eye's take on what a World Cup draw could look like if the whole planet had lost its collective minds.

If you've got nine million quid to give to a political party - any political party - it goes without saying that you've got too much fucking money.

I just got asked for ID in Waitrose. I'll be 47 next month. I guess that moisturising cream does work after all.

In Tonda Eckert's four games, Saints have scored as many goals and earned as many points as we did in the 13 league matches under Will Still. Even ignoring the fact that the team suddenly looks full of ideas, confidence and ability, it's not a bad job interview, is it?

My taxes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like "this is bad approach to fiscal policy".

Why not offer to do another lecture describing Joe Biden as the same, for balance? Problem solved.

Ben fucking Stokes. That is all.

Decades from now, they're going to study this series of South Park.

That goal was so shambolic I can't quite believe we didn't concede it. #SaintsFC

What's the most Southampton outcome from this afternoon? Beat the team that's bottom of the league in a way that convinces the board to give the under-qualified caretaker the full-time manager's job? Or lose to the team that's bottom of the league, with one win all season? #SaintsFC

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

For those wondering if his talking about World Cup tickets was a recency thing with Mamdani, a very long time ago, Real Oviedo was a football club in trouble. It launched a public shares effort. I bought some, lots of people did. The new Mayor of New York is a proper damn football nerd.

I'd almost forgotten what winning feels like - it's a lot more exhausting than I remember. #saintsfc

So the guy who was clearly our best player at the start of the season probably should've been playing a bit more? Well I never. #saintsfc