I think my favorite thing about portrait photography is when I get to show women they’re a work of art.

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

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I love watching people’s reactions to Greys Anatomy… seeing people come to the realization that no character by Shonda Rhimes is safe, going through every emotion there is. And then the theme song plays. “We have to watch more.” 😂

😭 this week has been such a dream

Oh this is very cool #MathNerds

It’s 1:20am. The birth center is dimly lit while an incredible mama powers through back-to-back contractions. Her midwife and I, and her husband, and her mother, all taking turns riding through them with her. She’s in transition now. You guys… moms are amazing. I love this work with my whole soul.

Buckley Draw Fire, UT 🔥

Most iconic way to wake up: disco & drag @ dawn. youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA

The really sad part of this is how long Americans are willing to ignore anyone's pain but their own. The problem in this case of bankrupting America is that it's going to go slowly until it goes suddenly. And everyone will act like they didn't see it. We are so fucked right now.

I literally am struggling to comprehend that this is what America is fucking doing right now, it’s not satire, it’s not a Pizzagate lunatic conspiracy theory, it’s an actual thing, and half this batshit country is delightfully abandoning due process and gleefully descending into full scale TYRRANY.

Ousted members of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices describe RFK Jr.’s first meeting—featuring anti-vaccine presenters pushing unfounded claims. They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government. zurl.co/x2itL

Gaza has recorded the most health-care worker deaths (over 1400 deaths), UN deaths (295) & journalist deaths (212) than in any recent conflict zone. Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

One of our family’s inside jokes is when I blame my kids for my farts. And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED” Farts are funny.

Honestly, I’m so glad I exist at the same time as blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers.

Sweet dreams to the Prince of Darkness. What an absolute fucking legend. 😭

NORTHERN UTAH: #UtahCounty is holding a meeting in LESS THAN 12 HOURS about ICE seeking more assistance from Utah County. They want more data sharing, training, and a freaking task force with UCSO 🚔 😡 PLEASE come to the Utah County Administration Building, rm 1400 2pm. Call. Email. AND SHARE!!!

I’m not ready for Ozzy Osbourne to die… the video of his last Black Sabbath show got me in the feels

Churros are a perfect food.

Remember that one time that Rudy reserved the Four Seasons for a press release and instead of the high end hotel, he actually reserved a humble landscaping business’ parking lot? 🥹 What a beautiful moment in history.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Just chill out. Drink your 7-Up. Eat a moon pie. Quit murderin’ people.

If I had a nickel for every time I wrote a detailed D&D one-shot, just to turn around and explain it to a friend, and realize the dominant theme is anti-capitalism, I’d have two nickels.

My sweet baby boy is 11 now. 😮‍💨 time slow down, this is such a good age

You know when you go do work outside for a couple of hours, come in for a cool drink of water, and the first drinking vessel you see is a 1 quart wide mouth mason jar??? I swear this must be what drinking glacier water is like. Unmatched refreshment.

Hey #fantasybooksky I have a favor to ask… One of my besties’ husbands is an author, & the 1st book of his new 5-novel epic fantasy is coming out June 28th. He’s releasing ARCs for The Servant today. I would really like to see him get some unexpected followers and ARC applicants.

“In interviews and depositions, Ms. Giuffre said she was recruited to the sex ring in 2000 while working as a locker room attendant in President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla. “ www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

4/4 Super Metroid NMG World Records. I never saw myself here. Ever.

Zoast, and the Super Metroid community, have literally changed my life. Thank you so much. Last but certainly not least, @sassyzeni.bsky.social thank you so much for your love and support, through the highest highs and the lowest lows. I love you, and dedicate this and the 4/4 to you. Thank you <3

4/4 NMG WORLD RECORDS LET'S GOOOO!!! Oats, thank you for your encouragement and believing in me all these years. And thank you for your friendship <3 @zoasterino.bsky.social , thank you for your endless inspiration and encouragement, I think you have believed in me more than most over the years.

All I hear when men tell women to get Botox, to dye over their grays, to hide their dark circles with makeup, to get plastic surgery for their postpartum tummy and loose skin, that they look ugly with tattoos and piercings and muscles and short masculine haircuts… is very thinly veiled pedophilia.

I’m 10 chapters into The Poppy War and still waiting to feel invested in any of these characters. 😴 Genuine question: When does it get good? Book 2? I’m ready to read a synopsis and get through it, or just abandon this audiobook entirely.

Alarming new study in JAMA modeling measles in the US: If we stay at CURRENT vaccination rates, measles will become endemic again over roughly 20 years. If rates drop by even 10 percent (and they're sliding), there would be 11 MILLION cases over the next 25 years. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Fuck preordering things. Why is it STILL such a miserable and ineffective process!?

Great Salt Lake Pelicans!

As an autistic business owner, I am DELIGHTED to hear that I will “never pay taxes” - this is GREAT NEWS! Do I just give the IRS my autism diagnosis every April, or is there a tax exemption form I need to fill out? Oh! And does this apply to my entire household, or just my two small businesses? 😋

Just because someone isn’t deemed a functional or contributing member to society, doesn’t make them any less valuable as a human being. Someone’s worth isn’t measured by their ability to pay taxes.

My 7 year old was too impatient to wait for me to finish going to the bathroom this morning to greet me with the new word she learned, so she used her iPad to text it to me instead.

Union members submit a jaw-dropping 320,000 signatures — more than double the required amount — to put a referendum on the ballot against the legislature’s bill banning public employee unions from collective bargaining. But no one is declaring victory yet: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol

“Japan really is over here living in the future” No, America is living in the past because we would rather let the department of defense have trillions of dollars and they can’t even tell us how it was spent. We could have this, and thousands of other things, we just choose not to.

Jewish student on Mohsen Mahdawi:

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

Me: I just need a sign Universe: *big ass sign* Me: mmmmm… that can’t be legit Universe: *actual neon flashing sign with my name on it* Me: lol wouldn’t that be crazy if it was though

Yousef Al-Khazindar, a 27-year-old father working with NBC News’ crew in Gaza to procure supplies and fuel, was also killed in the strike in a tent camp.

Republicans used to say “undocumented immigrants don’t pay taxes.” Now the IRS is handing their tax data to DHS… So which is it? Seems like you’d have to pay taxes to even have tax data…

“My best analogy is this is like the flat Earthers taking over NASA,” Woodcock said. Once in charge, the “first thing they do [is] they fire everyone who disagreed with them and said the Earth was round.” “The next thing they do, they’re going to purge any round Earth ideology out of NASA."

Having one of those hard parenthood days 😮‍💨