😭 this week has been such a dream

Oh this is very cool #MathNerds

It’s 1:20am. The birth center is dimly lit while an incredible mama powers through back-to-back contractions. Her midwife and I, and her husband, and her mother, all taking turns riding through them with her. She’s in transition now. You guys… moms are amazing. I love this work with my whole soul.

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Buckley Draw Fire, UT 🔥

“Stove Top stuffing is not allowed at Thanksgiving” I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I would be forced to choke down massive chunks of celery and rye with elitist fucks like Susan while she unironically recites the monstrosity childhood nostalgia that she typed in her 9-paragraph 2013 SEO doomscroll blog.

Most iconic way to wake up: disco & drag @ dawn. youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA

The really sad part of this is how long Americans are willing to ignore anyone's pain but their own. The problem in this case of bankrupting America is that it's going to go slowly until it goes suddenly. And everyone will act like they didn't see it. We are so fucked right now.

I literally am struggling to comprehend that this is what America is fucking doing right now, it’s not satire, it’s not a Pizzagate lunatic conspiracy theory, it’s an actual thing, and half this batshit country is delightfully abandoning due process and gleefully descending into full scale TYRRANY.

Bronchitis: oh you thought you had stuff to do and plans? Naw bitch, you have steroids and naps instead… if the steroids even let you think about naps probably just gonna lay in bed awake and bored for the next few days like a LOSER 🫵🏼😂 because only LOSERS get bronchitis in July-August 🫵🏼😂 haha LOSER!

Me IRL when a client gets a lil’ too comfortable with their political opinions 5 minutes into their hour long appointment, so I have to politely nod and “mm-hmm” and “yep” repeatedly for a few minutes, until we eventually get back to The Hardly Relevant Reason They’re Actually Here

Ousted members of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices describe RFK Jr.’s first meeting—featuring anti-vaccine presenters pushing unfounded claims. They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government. zurl.co/x2itL

Gaza has recorded the most health-care worker deaths (over 1400 deaths), UN deaths (295) & journalist deaths (212) than in any recent conflict zone. Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Uh oh, I think I have an upper respiratory infection. And my asthma is mad at all the wildfire smoke in the air. And with how crappy I’ve felt the last two days, I’m starting to wonder if I’m getting a lower respiratory infection too. I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh

This is a crisis. While I have very little confidence in this administration, I'm calling on POTUS to intervene. No one should starve or die from disease when aid is sitting across the border. Let all humanitarian actors get aid into Gaza. Make sure it can be delivered safely.

One of our family’s inside jokes is when I blame my kids for my farts. And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED” Farts are funny.

Honestly, I’m so glad I exist at the same time as blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers.

Sweet dreams to the Prince of Darkness. What an absolute fucking legend. 😭

Republicans voted to defund PBS this week, claiming it was to address the national debt (minus $1 billion). This was just after they added trillions to the deficit to pass tax breaks for billionaires (plus $4 trillion). Maybe they're going after Count Von Count for a reason.

Utah County Commissioners voted to enter another 287(G) agreement with ICE to share data, receive training on terrorizing brown people, and serve warrants for ICE. Why the fuck are we volunteering to do that FOR FREE for an agency whose new budget is $45 BILLION PER YEAR?? #utpol @schotthappens.com

NORTHERN UTAH: #UtahCounty is holding a meeting in LESS THAN 12 HOURS about ICE seeking more assistance from Utah County. They want more data sharing, training, and a freaking task force with UCSO 🚔 😡 PLEASE come to the Utah County Administration Building, rm 1400 2pm. Call. Email. AND SHARE!!!

I’m not ready for Ozzy Osbourne to die… the video of his last Black Sabbath show got me in the feels

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

I couldn't make it through this story yesterday, but everyone needs to read it.

Republicans are proposing the largest cut to the social safety net in US history www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Churros are a perfect food.

Remember that one time that Rudy reserved the Four Seasons for a press release and instead of the high end hotel, he actually reserved a humble landscaping business’ parking lot? 🥹 What a beautiful moment in history.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Just chill out. Drink your 7-Up. Eat a moon pie. Quit murderin’ people.

“The best way to honor our parents' memory is to do something, whether big or small, to make our community just a little better for someone else." Beautiful statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman.

If I had a nickel for every time I wrote a detailed D&D one-shot, just to turn around and explain it to a friend, and realize the dominant theme is anti-capitalism, I’d have two nickels.

My sweet baby boy is 11 now. 😮‍💨 time slow down, this is such a good age

You know when you go do work outside for a couple of hours, come in for a cool drink of water, and the first drinking vessel you see is a 1 quart wide mouth mason jar??? I swear this must be what drinking glacier water is like. Unmatched refreshment.

Alessi: so you claim you have these college degrees but you’ve been working toward this bachelors degree for seventeen years and your dates about it are wrong on your employer’s website and your LinkedIn? Burgess: …yes Alessi: it’s okay I’m sure you’re very good at crunching data 🤭 Burgess: 👁️👄👁️💦

Please help us correct misinformation! Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans". We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community. Find out more @ translifeline.org

Hey #fantasybooksky I have a favor to ask… One of my besties’ husbands is an author, & the 1st book of his new 5-novel epic fantasy is coming out June 28th. He’s releasing ARCs for The Servant today. I would really like to see him get some unexpected followers and ARC applicants.

“In interviews and depositions, Ms. Giuffre said she was recruited to the sex ring in 2000 while working as a locker room attendant in President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla. “ www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

Donald Trump said: " I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them, but they are here for the nation ... From now on, I shall intervene in these cases and remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour." JK it was Hitler

Look, I’m no constitutional scholar, but I’m pretty sure kidnapping a child and sending her to a foreign country is bad? www.cnn.com/2025/04/25/u...

Just like, for historical context, was there a democratic opponent to the Nazis who wrung their hands as the government established death camps?

Again. They deported an American child with cancer AGAIN.

Sooo when do the riots start? Because calling representatives and peaceful protesting is not working and I’d love to see some shit burn.

NEW: A federal judge raised alarm Friday that the Trump administration appeared to have deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras with "no meaningful process" — even as her father was fighting to keep her in the country. Details w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

THIS SHIT AIN’T NORMALLLLLLLL WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT RIOTING IN THE STREET ABOUT THIS

""We do not know where the defendant is located," Chief Deputy Prosecutor Winston Lin said of 18-year-old Eduardo Garcia, [arrested in February] whose name is included on the sheriff's office spreadsheet listing persons who were taken into custody by ICE." www.courierpress.com/story/news/l...

4/4 Super Metroid NMG World Records. I never saw myself here. Ever.

I love walking through a busy convention center & realizing my phone in my pocket opened a notification that one of my fav space nerd channels just uploaded a new video, and started playing LOUDLY in my pocket and I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES because I was hyperfocusing on photography.