Dear Ma & Pa: I just enlisted in the Greenland invasion force. So far we are just learning how to say "Nuuk" appropriately. I am glad that soon be going to a green land as I was getting cold on the farm.

In Germany we call that a Nazi haircut, and we call that style of coat a Nazi coat. But I’m sure that’s just a harmless coincidence. And why does that little Bovino Nazi need more bodyguards than Taylor Swift? Is he trying to look though for a photo op? He looks ridiculous.

I am with the whales on this one. www.bishopstrow.com/17-165203-no...

I might be optimistic also if I felt that the Democrats had some sort of coherent positive popular proposals other than "orange man bad". Democrats see narrow path to retaking the Senate. Watch these states. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

This is pretty weird. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The cult will thrive. There will be attestations of miracles. His face will appear on grilled cheese sandwiches. Virgins will bear his spawn. The Trump stain will tarnish this nation for decades.

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I've been told that before they are deployed, ICE agents spend 20 weeks in training. I wonder which week they are trained to stand in front of a protester brandishing a cell phone recording video in one hand and a gun in the other.

I think this is a mistake. First of all they should have challenged the subpoena when they first received it a month ago. Second, it is quite presumptuous to pretend that this is some sort of resistance to tyranny when the topic is Jeffrey Epstein. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/

The shootings will continue until morale improves.

New York ✊

Renée Good is one of at least nine people across the country who have been shot by immigration agents since September. There is something every case has in common: Everyone was in a vehicle at the time of the shooting.

It seems like a stupid idea, and I'm not really in favor, but it seems like the US might own Greenland by the springtime.

Andromeda strain www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/s...

Yikes. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...

If even some of those millions of "new" #Epstein documents mention Clinton or other Democrats, they would be out by now.

The only person who could be telling Bondi what to do, and that she is obeying, is Trump. Isn't that obvious to everyone?

What Rs said at the time Pence: "a dark day" Rubio: "3rd world style anti-American anarchy" Cruz: "violence...is ALWAYS wrong" Graham: Trump's "actions were the problem" Stefanik: "a truly tragic day" McCarthy: "undemocratic, un-American and criminal" McConnell: "a disgrace" And now we are lied to

We are beyond lucky to have a man such as Senator Mark Kelly continuing to serve our country. Shame on Pete Hegseth for attempting to dishonor this good man's name. It won't take. We still recognize heroes. Thank you, @charlotteclymer.bsky.social, for doing that in your blog.

The goal of being a teacher.

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury - 2026-01-03 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2026/01/03 #comicstrip #doonesbury

Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him

I, for one, am not feeling any cringe as the Make-a-Wish President pathetically tries to recreate the "Obama watching the Bin Laden raid" photo in his pillow fort full of spraypainted chairs with cartoons on the TV.

Yes, Exxon Mobil was able to overthrow the Venezuelan government to re-obtain its Oil Contracts borrowing Our Military. All it cost to them were dark campaign funds. Similar to how British Petroleum used our CIA to overthrow the only Democratic elected government in Iran and restore the Shah.

Elon Musk, Feb 2025: "America should mind its own business rather than push for regime change all over the place"

Operation Epstein Diversion www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/u...

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

Susie Wiles in November: Trump would need congressional approval for military action on the ground or other land-based operations in Venezuela. “If he were to authorize any activity on land, then it’s war, and we’d need Congress.”

"We are going to run the country." #Venezuela

Nowhere in this post or in the linked article’s headline does the Bezos-owned Washington Post inform us, readers, that Sprinkles was bought by private equity and then shuttered after every drop of cash was squeezed from it. We see you, billionaires and billionaire-owned media!

Read Julie K Brown's articles. She names names. More names can be found in statements from the victims. The press is afraid to report them because they are afraid they will get sued.

All these doctors going on TV and posting on social media their comments that Trump’s self-medicating regimen and diet are unhealthy just need to mind their own business and let the man do his own research.

Little Ukrainian watching Zelenskyy New Year address

Once again for the stupids: being opposed to the current Israeli government is not being anti-Semitic.

. FULL TRANSCRIPT: t.co/3keKyCd0

"The evidence here made clear that President Trump was by a large measure the most culpable & most responsible person in this conspiracy. These crimes were committed for his benefit. The attack that happened at the Capitol, part of this case, does not happen without him." apnews.com/article/trum...

It doesn't matter what her motivations are. It doesn't matter what our side thinks of her. She has an audience that still listens to her. And what he she is saying is true and good and they should hear it and maybe it will change some minds.

I'll give you all the miracles, and you'll still be left exactly where you are now, holding an empty sack. ~ Christopher Hitchens, debate, Christopher Hitchens vs Frank Turek

What a wimp. That is about a third of a meal for a real man. Also he should eat more aspirin.

Unprecedented corruption and grifting

Good combination for a cold winter's day.

#ZohranMamdani puts on a nice show. Good luck to him and to NYC.

In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."

Trump can’t change the fact that humans cause climate change, even if EPA won't admit it. He can’t change the facts that clean energy is more efficient and economical, or that clean energy development is booming. 2025: The Year Big Oil's Investment In Trump Paid Off www.wonkette.com/p/2025-the-y...