I know theres a dyslexic guy with this profile picture that got so excited about Tuesday

Instagram knows exactly what im looking for

I should start using this more often again

Moved into a new place and now im at work im so tired

My latest kit

Grand National Tour 😶‍🌫️

Look man, the ancient amulet that calls to all doesnt have any effect on me i just wanna see it thats all

"dont be a hero" i whisper to the best buy minimum wage employee with this bad boy on

How is it possible that we haven't had a tmnt/X-men crossover yet...

I had a very adventurous weekend

Church told me to be like jesus so i found myself a lotta odd friends

Hey wanna see something cool? *Opens drawer wherein lies a black mist that projects memories of the past, present, and future at the same time* oops wrong drawer *opens another drawer and theres a smooth rock in it*

Doing the poke trend i got from @espeonie.bsky.social 🌕 3(?) => 23 🌑

Fields of Mistria year 3 check-in. My house and fits

I low key have a degree isnt that crazy

Is this something?

3 completely different visions of life in Monster

Alexa, play Meteor by T.M. Revolution. Volume MAX

Me when i do things. I cant believe its already midterms

I think i could do a really good Stark cosplay

Finally getting around to starting frieren

Captain America movies are 4/4 no bad movies team cap 🔛🔝

Hallo

Heck (hell) yeah

Skewl

Idk how to tell you this but its not actually me making purchasing decisions. Its actually me when i was 7 speaking through an invisible time hole telling me what i should get

Regaining memeories from your childhood and seeing undeniable proof of autism in 4k

FBI agent disheartened he'll only be allowed to try and convince whites to be domestic terrorists thanks to trump abandoning DEI

YEESSS

The image of the night.

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

will super bowl 2025 make sense if i haven't seen the other 2,024?

The Chiefs blow the 3-peat in the most embarrassing Super Bowl beatdown since Seahawks Broncos The Mahomes glaze session is cancelled and the Swifties are in tears Thank you Eagles

when yall see conservatives say “DEI” you can just replace it with the n-word to understand what they really mean

This woulda been a more interesting game if it were the commanders vs the eagles but whatever

BROTHER WHAT????!!!!??

THATS HOW YOU FUCKING CATCH A BALL ANDREWS‼️‼️‼️

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Theres no way drake can even have a career anymore, right?

Terrible day to be a beer or a wife today. Praying for yall 🙏🏾

The city of Philadelphia is worth the sacrifice so long as the chiefs DO NOT WIN